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(Dead groupchat)
4:29 am
Tartaglia: hi
6:12 am
Dottore: nah who stays up at the most ungodly hour of the day
Tartaglia: You.
Tartaglia: I saw your little icon online during that time, don't lie Dottore.
Dottore: ????
Dottore: WHO ARE YOU??? I DONT KNOW THIS MAN
Pantalone: bros using proper punctuation to scare you
Dottore: Fr like what 😭😭
Sandrone: who the hell are you people?
Sandrone: why am i named sandrone????
Dottore: sandrone sand drone
Sandrone: I know where you live.
Dottore: sure you do bud
Signora: What the hell is this
Tartaglia: oh i remember u
Tartaglia: i like hated ur guts back then idk
Signora: tf?
Signora: I don’t even remember you what are you saying!!😭😭
Columbina: Oh I remember this!! You guys we were all in drama class in middle school!
Scaramouche: what
Scaramouche: oh hell no i don’t want to be in the same groupchat with fucking green haired ugly kid
Dottore: that was a phase my hairs blue now LEAVE ME ALONE
Signora: now that you mentioned it
Signora: I remembered dottore always wearing that weird looking ass mask before
Pantalone: his eyes were always like wide opened it was scary
Scaramouche: ong nobody wants to see his period blood orbs
Tartaglia: Naw…
Signora: BAHAHA PERIOD BLOOD ORBS?!??!?
Sandrone: me personally
Dottore: 💀
Dottore: dont talk to me with your fucking bowl cut hairstyle
Scaramouche: it’s not a bowlcut.
Dottore: that’s what they all say
Arlecchino: what the hell is this
Tartaglia: old drama class groupchat
Arlecchino: oh i remember u
Arlecchino: i liked cried because of how ginger you are
Tartaglia: EXCUSE ME??? CRIED???
Sandrone: honestly as you should
Pantalone: seeing a redhead is jumpscare material
Tartaglia: 😧
Tartaglia: This is about to be my 13th reason why.
Sandrone: good nobody liked you anyways
Signora: BAHAHA
Arlecchino: why was this chat created in the first place
Sandrone: yeah and why are we named like this
Columbina: something to do with like a play i guess
Signora: how do u even remember something like this
Signora: Middle school was like ages ago
Columbina: don’t underestimate me.
Signora: Yes Ma’am
Sandrone: anyways real talk, why don’t i remember y’all’s names like actual names
Dottore: because your a fake ass whore sandy
Sandrone: wtf?? 😭😭
Sandrone: mf don’t talk i know damn well you don’t remember our actual names too
Dottore: uh yeah i do
Sandrone: and that is?
Dottore:
Dottore: kill yourself sandrone
Tartaglia: LMAOOOO
Signora: BAHAH
Arlecchino: loser
Dottore: aren’t you a lesbian?
Dottore: the L in lgbtq stands for LONELY, LAZY, LOWLY, LOSER
Arlecchino: that’s wild what
Scaramouche: Naw bro got the whole dictionary for this
Pantalone: he searched up insults starting with L
Signora: imagining dottore at his grown age making 12 year old insults
Tartaglia: guys
9:00 am
Tartaglia: this is important
12:37 pm
Tartaglia: guys
5:18 pm
Tartaglia: i just got jumped
Pantalone: what
Signora: did you lose?
Tartaglia: tf
Tartaglia: have faith in me bitch i literally won
Signora: 💀
Signora: probably got scared after touching ur ginger hair
Signora: running away to the doctors because they don’t want the gingeritis
Tartaglia: WILL YOU STOP
Pantalone: anyways why did you get jumped
Tartaglia: you know me *chuckles*
Pantalone:
Pantalone: this is the reason why i blocked you on roblox
Tartaglia: WHAT
Signora: LMAOO NO WAYYY
Sandrone: I just got on
Sandrone: imagine getting blocked on roblox 💀💀
Tartaglia: wait.
Tartaglia: is this the reason why you never joined me in work at a pizza place
Pantalone: that was ages ago why are you still bothered by that?!??!
Tartaglia: because u had some hacks to get like unlimited money
Dottore: dawg what
Sandrone: why are u hacking roblox games for
Pantalone: cryptocurrencies
Sandrone: 💀