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It poured outside and the rain was hitting the ground at such a fast speed that Crowley could literally barely see where he was going in the bentley.
“AH God dammit”
He yelled out at know one…other than the plants that were in his car that shook at the tone of his voice. He was actually going the speed limit for once knowing that if he did end up hitting someone he would feel bad, then Angel would feel bad, and then he would feel such quilt about it. So really there was no point in not driving safely in this weather. He checked his phone gps to see where he was at only to realize he was still hours away from Aziraphales bookshop. He suddenly got the best/worst idea in the history of ideas.
“Um siri…where is the closest tattoo shop near me”
The phone replied to him right as he ended his sentence telling him he was a mile or so away from one. He knew it was a bad idea but he was a demon after all wasn’t he? The idea, what Idea you might be wondering. Well… he was going to get piercings. He invented them anyway, why not try it out. He grined so hard at the thought of having something only he would know about, it would be great he would be so cool and-. His phone started to ring. The flaming heart popped up on his screen, he knew exactly who it was.
“Ello? Angel”
“Hello dear, What are you up to? I can quite literally sense when you're about to do something ridiculous.”
“Oh stawp it you cannot. I’m not doing anything, I'm just stuck in the rain waiting it out” He was about to start laughing before he ended the call.
“Dear-” oops he “accidently” ended the call. He shot the other man a quick text-
I’m fine angel I’ll be there in a couple of hours :3
He parked the car in front of the tattoo place before walking in, not bothering to look at the name of the shop. As soon as he walked in he heard some talk to him
“You lookin for a tattoo or piercing today man?” The guy was covered in tattoos. You could definitely tell this was his job.
“ Piercing” he said straight up he wanted to waste time, just not too much. Just enough for the rain to stop pouring.
*about 20 minutes later*
“Chow” announced his departure as he walked out of the shop.
So he didn’t just get one, not two, but three piercings today. He was grinning so hard about the piece of metal on his nipples and belly button. He got in his car, and made his way to the bookshop. Now that it wasn’t raining anymore he could go 50 miles over the speed limit so you can imagine that he got there in no time at all. As soon as he walked into those doors Aziraphale was on to him.
“So dearest what did you do?”
“I-” Crowley didn’t have time to respond before the Angel interrupted him again.
Aziraphale looked down over his body.
“What's that poking through your shirt….Crowley!” He literally gasped at the realization.
“I was bored. Comeeee onnnnn Angellllll itsssss coollllll” he said like it was nothing at all in a dramatic ass voice. Trying to convince the man how awsome it was. He then started to take off his shirt because the secret was now out in the open.
Aziraphale gasped there were two barbells on crowleys nipples, and a curved one on his belly button.
“I- I quite like it dear.” he said with a smile while blush was creeping up on his face.
“Thx Angel hehe” he was giggling like a child before he kissed the man's cheek.
It was safe to say Crowley rarely wore a shirt from then on.