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[City, City!]
Description of chat : Who won the league
Members:
Pep (Sir Pep)
Kyle Walker (Stallion100)
Rúben Dias (Boss man)
John Stones (Here's Johnny)
Nathan Aké (Son number one)
Mateo Kovačić (Professor Mateo)
Erling Haaland (Terminator)
Jack Grealish (Peaky Jack) (Admin, chose everyone’s nicknames)
Jérémy Doku (Little winner)
Rodri (Rodri on fire)
Kevin De Bruyne (My Captain)
Stefan Ortega (Tego)
Julián Álvarez (World champ(3))
Bernardo Silva (Bullied)
Joško Gvardiol (City’s baby)
Ederson (Father of three)
Scott Carson (I’m still standing)
Phil Foden (Son number two)
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Peaky Jack has started the group chat
Peaky Jack: Boss asked me to make a group chat so we could talk so I did 👍
Terminator: I see you put nicknames for everyone
Peaky Jack: It was very tempting and I'm weak
Professor Mateo: Why is mine this?
Peaky Jack: You taught me a lot of stuff
Professor Mateo: All I told you was that you weren't given the right amount of change back
Peaky Jack: Exactly
Litter winner: Aww this is so nice
Peaky Jack: :)
City's baby: ???? I'm confused by mine Jack
Terminator: Who are you?
City's baby: Joško
Boss man: Makes perfect sense, good job Jack
City's baby: ????
World champ(3): Jack
Peaky Jack: What??? It's perfect for you
World champ(3): Please change it
Peaky Jack: Why???
Father of three: Julian, accept the fact you won. You should be proud of that
Father of three: Also what is this
Peaky Jack: The chat or the nickname
Father of three: Nickname
Peaky Jack: Well you're their dad
Father of three: who's dad?
Peaky Jack: Nathan, Julian, Phil
Father of three: What
My captain: Open your eyes Eddy
My captain: You are a father of three
Peaky Jack: Oh captain my captain
My captain: Jack shut up
Boss man: I understood that reference
My captain: :)
Here's Johnny: I like mine honestly
Peaky Jack: Knew you would
I'm still standing: Is mine meant to be a kick at my age
Peaky Jack: Absolutely
I'm still standing: Nice
I'm still standing: I'm in your walls Jack
Bullied: So am I
Peaky Jack: You guys are no fun
Boss man: Let's calm down everyone, Jack tried his best
My captain : Even though his best is bad
Professor Mateo: I'm still very not onboard with mine
City's baby: I'm still confused by mine
Here's Johnny: Josko. You're baby.
City's baby: But why
Bullied: Have you ever looked in a mirror??? Have you seen the way you are???
City's baby: yes?
My captain: Then there you go
City's baby: Ight
Son number one: Oh
Peaky Jack: and here is Nathan
Peaky Jack: Tell ur dad ur here
Father of three: Jack
Son number one: Hi dad
Father of three: Nathan don't play along with this dumb joke, you don't have to
Son number one: But you are like a dad to me
Son number one: :)
Father of three: What?
Son number two: You are like
Son number two: So dad towards us
Son number one: You teach us stuff :)
World champ (3): You're our dad, I have to agree
World champ (3): Unless you’re uncomfortable with that, then we’ll stop
Father of three: Oh
Peaky Jack: Is he crying?
Father of three: No.
Terminator: Father of three everyone
Stallion100: Mine is perfect, thank you very much
Peaky Jack: I got you big man
Sir Pep: I see you did as I said Jack
Peaky Jack: HE’S HERE EVERYONE
Peaky Jack: Attention.
Here’s johnny: Jeez
Here’s johnny: He’s our coach, not the colonel
Sir Pep: Well I wanted this group chat so I could talk to you easier. When I am online it is likely to inform you of something important. But otherwise, this is your group chat and it is free to use whenever you’d like.
Stallion100: WOO
Stallion100: Let’s drink to that
Peaky Jack: Yes
Boss man: Absolutely not
My captain: You’ve had enough I think, as did Ruben
Father of three: Jack’s mom is probably still struggling to clean up
Boss man: I said I was sorry
Peaky Jack: Don’t worry, Rube, she forgave you 👍
Peaky Jack: She hasn’t forgiven me tho
My captain: What’d you do?
Peaky Jack: I tried to clean up the bag so she didn’t have to but I fucked up and now it’s pink
Stallion100: HA
Terminator: How did you manage that?
Peaky Jack: By being me :/
My captain: Nothing new
Peaky Jack: Why do you hate me
Son number two: He doesn’t hate you
Son number two: He simply enjoys making fun of you
My captain: Exactly
Rodri on fire: Mine is just the chant
Peaky Jack: Yee
Rodri on fire: Did you run out of ideas?
Peaky Jack: Yee
City’s baby: Guys I need help
Tego: What is it Josko?
Son number two: Did he just spawn in-
My captain: Should change his name to father Tego in this case
City’s baby: Okay
City’s baby: Anyways, I can’t drive and I need to get to training somehow
Peaky Jack: Why can’t you drive mate
Peaky Jack: Also this is MY and MATEO’S son
Stallion100: Oooooo
Son number two: Ooooo
Terminator: 👀
World champ (3): Lets not fight guys please
Father of three: Guys.
Father of three: What’s wrong kid
City’s baby: Nothing’s wrong, it’s just that I’m not used to driving here yet and I don’t want to crash
Terminator: Me and Jack will pick you up :)
City’s baby: Thank you
Rodri on fire: Mateo if you’re having the same issue I can come get you
Professor Mateo: Thanks, I’d actually like that
Father of three: Are you jealous Jack?
Peaky Jack: Why would I be jealous? Because Rodri is a homewrecker? No, I’m not
Rodri on fire: Cry
Professor Mateo: ……….
City’s baby: Mateo, mislim da je zaljubljen u tebe
Professor Mateo: Nemoj jebat Joško, stvarno?
City’s baby: Trebam ti reć, stariji si sad, treba ti netko pomoć s vidom
Professor Mateo: Mrš
Terminator: What are they saying?
City’s baby: Don’t worry about it
Peaky Jack: Idk I don’t speak serbian
City’s baby: Excuse me?
Professor Mateo: What.
Peaky Jack: I’m kidding!
Professor Mateo: Never make that joke again, we speak Croatian and we ARE Croatian
Peaky Jack: Sorry mate
Boss man: Guys we should get off our phones, training starts soon
Stallion100: But it was JUST getting interesting
My captain: He’s right, come on
Peaky Jack: Fiiiiiine
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