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If you had told Fuyuhiko that in a few days time he would be caught in a nation-wide conspiracy whose catalyst resided in the very school he occupied he would have told you to fuck all the way off, before taking into account who he was and what his job is and saying fair enough while aggressively shrugging his shoulders.
As things stood right now though his biggest concern came in the form of none other than Kazuichi Soda, the most bothersome person in the whole universe, and somehow his friend(? The jury still out on this one), who was currently going through his daily quota of complaining.
"Miss Sonia never looks at me" 1, 2, 3"I cant find my favourite beanie" 1, 2, 3 "Have you noticed that Chiaki-" "What?! What about her??" Fuyuhiko exclaimed loudly, effectively silencing Soda. Now a month ago, his silence would be accompanied by a, I just pissed my pants, kinda look. However, after spending enough time around Fuyuhiko, he has learned that his screeches were never that serious, in fact, it seemed that the blond yakuza boy was only actually intimidating when he spoke in a few words and a hushed tone.
"What I was trying to say" Soda started once again, disregarding the way his tone made Fuyuhiko's expression look like he had just swallowed something very sour, "is that I am worried about Chiaki". "Why? Looks the same to me". Fuyuhiko responded with a disinterested tone that was immediately contrasted by his prodding for Kazuichi to continue. "I dunno, she just seemed a bit worried, I guess? Lately, all she has been playing is Tetris and she's been looking at it like it killed her whole family" Soda finished with a huff.
"Did your dumbass actually ask her if she is upset? Or are we going to have another, Nekomaru is actually a cyborg cause no human could be this durable, situation in our hands?" Answered Fuyuhiko, looking entirely unimpressed "HEY, there still has been no conclusive evidence to prove he isn't. Maybe he is just really good at hiding it". Fuyuhiko's silence and eyebrow raise were enough for Soda to exhale exasperatedly and actually answer his question.
"Fine. No, I haven't, but that's only cause it be super weird if I did", "why???" "Cause! Im a dude, I dont want her to get the wrong idea, after all, I only have eyes for miss Sonia" he said with an expression that Fuyuhiko, who was suppressing a gag (unsucessfully) could only describe as disgusting.
However, before he could even attempt to respond to that trainwreck of a sentence, Peko, who was keeping tabs on him (as is customary), spoke up. "I believe she is upset cause a friend of hers has been standing her up". Her sudden appearance caused Soda to let out a high pitched (totally manly) scream and latch himself onto Fuyuhiko, who promptly threw him on the floor and turned to fully face Peko, ignoring his loud whining. "You think she got dumped or something?" At that, Peko gave him an uneasy look and attempted to say something, but before she got the chance, Chiakis voice was heard behind him, muttering a small "it's more like he disappeared."