Chapter Text
1. RANDOM BOTTLE WARS
by BARD BOY
adapted for screen by LUCIUS CANTOR
INT. THOMAS' ROOM AT AUREUS ACADEMY - DAY
THOMAS, VIGOR, KASPARS and MARTIN sit cross-legged in a circle on Thomas' bed. VIGOR is at the head of the bed, opposite THOMAS. MARTIN is on the wall side of the bed, opposite KASPARS. They have each removed their shoes and otherwise wear their usual uniform: top, bottoms, socks, briefs.
VIGOR
Okay, guys. Welcome everybody to Tom's Room! We are now going to play the famous fun game for fun boys, Spin the Bottle!
MARTIN
Did anyone take a bottle from the cafeteria?
VIGOR
We were supposed to get a bottle?
THOMAS
(sighs)
I'll get the stylus from my tablet.
THOMAS crosses the room to his desk.
KASPARS
Why don't you just use the tablet to randomise who gets landed on?
MARTIN
That would work.
THOMAS
(grabs tablet)
That's actually a really clever idea.
THOMAS walks back to sit.
VIGOR
(grabs for tablet)
Gimme!
KASPARS
Stars, Viggy. Calm down.
VIGOR
(jabs at tablet with finger)
Okay everyone, welcome to Random Bottle Wars! These are the rules!
MARTIN
Do you want me to tell you the rules again?
VIGOR
(continues obliviously)
The rules are simple. The person whose name comes up on Thomas' tablet screen takes off one thing that they're wearing. Both socks count together; one sock isn't a fair option. When a boy is naked, he has to stand in the middle and do a slow twirl for us for a whole minute!
THOMAS
Um, Vig... Isn't a minute a bit long?
VIGOR
(sighs)
Okay, thirty seconds because Tommy is a scaredy-beast.
THOMAS scowls. KASPARS shakes his head. MARTIN looks nervous.
KASPARS
So we just keep going until we're naked?
VIGOR
No; there's more!
MARTIN
Spin the bottle is about dares.
VIGOR
Exactly! Once we're naked, if the tablet picks us again, then we have to get dared.
THOMAS
(sceptical)
How does that work, though?
VIGOR
The tablet picks another person, and if they still have any clothes they get to dare you to do something for them. If you're both naked, the other two players get to dare the first person to do something to the second one.
KASPARS
(quietly)
Okay. I'm in.
MARTIN blushes but then quickly nods his acceptance of the rules.
THOMAS
But what happens if someone won't do a dare?
VIGOR
(perplexed)
Why wouldn't you do a dare? We're all best friends here. It's not like there's strangers or...
(pulls a face)
or girls!
MARTIN
(tentatively)
People may get nervous.
VIGOR
(takes a second to think)
In that case...
(looks around the room)
Got it!
VIGOR reaches over to Thomas' bedside table and grabs a hairbrush that Thomas was recently given at the quartermaster's store when he went for a haircut.
VIGOR
If a boy won't do a dare, the darer gets to put the handle of this brush right up his butthole!
KASPARS laughs incredulously. MARTIN is wide-eyed.
THOMAS
(scandalised)
Vigor!
VIGOR
(giggling)
Okay! Okay! The darer gets to spank the other boy on the butt with this if they won't do the dare.
KASPARS
No, Vig. That's too hard. We'll get hurt by it.
VIGOR
Then you should do the dare!
MARTIN
Why don't we use the shoe instead? It is not that hard.
VIGOR
(grins)
Great! The darer gets to spank you on the butt with Martin's shoe for... for...
KASPARS
As many times as your age.
THOMAS
Fine...
The rest of the boys nod their acceptance of this rule.
KASPARS
One final rule.
VIGOR
Hey... I was making the rules!
THOMAS
Kaspars should get a rule if he wants one.
MARTIN
He is the oldest one.
VIGOR
(pouting)
Fine. But it has to be a good one.
KASPARS
The dares can't be any worse than touching each other. Like rubbing and tickling and jerking and stuff.
VIGOR
(pouting)
No-oowww!
THOMAS
That's fair.
VIGOR
(desperate)
But... What about sucking?
KASPARS
No sucking, Vigor. No licking either.
VIGOR
...kissing?
THOMAS
No lip-kissing.
KASPARS
Agreed.
VIGOR
(whiny)
You're both ruining it!
MARTIN
I agree with this rule.
VIGOR
(bargaining)
Okay, but in that case we have to have sniffing too.
KASPARS
(sighs)
Fine, Vigor. We can include sniffing.
THOMAS
I accept Kaspars' rule.
VIGOR
(shrugs)
I guess I accept it.
MARTIN
Then we should start the game.
KASPARS
Press the button, Vigor.
VIGOR
Three...
THOMAS
Two...
EVERYONE
One...
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR grins and whips off his shirt. He sits up tall and proud, almost preening.
TABLET
KASPARS
KASPARS smirks and removes his shirt.
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN shrugs and removes his shirt.
VIGOR
(sincerely)
Nice belly, Martin.
MARTIN is lean with the merest hint of puppy fat around his belly, which has a small innie. He is clearly fit but not muscular. He has some prominent freckles and beauty spots dotted on his arms and torso.
MARTIN
(quietly)
Thank you.
VIGOR
I like your freckles.
MARTIN blushes lightly but sits up taller.
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
(devious)
Ha hah!
VIGOR rocks back onto his tailbone and withdraws his trousers in mostly one motion, almost taking the back of his undies with them. He tosses them somewhere into the middle of Thomas' bedroom floor.
THOMAS
(laughing)
Viggy! You were supposed to take your socks off...
VIGOR
There wasn't a rule about that.
KASPARS
New rule: briefs have to go last. I don't want Vigor getting ideas...
THOMAS
(quickly)
Agreed.
VIGOR
Curses! I'll get you both back.
TABLET
THOMAS
THOMAS sticks out his tongue and takes off his socks.
VIGOR
(trying to suppress a smirk; gently mocking voice)
Viggy! You'we supposed to take youw swocks off!
THOMAS sticks his middle finger up at VIGOR as well as his tongue this time. VIGOR laughs and returns the gesture with both hands.
TABLET
THOMAS
VIGOR bursts out laughing as THOMAS is now the one fighting a smirk as he removes his shirt. KASPARS and MARTIN are also laughing.
TABLET
THOMAS
THOMAS
(whiny)
What?!
VIGOR
(mocking)
You have to do it, Fraidy-Tom!
KASPARS sniggers at THOMAS as he huffily takes down his trousers. He sits back down.
VIGOR
(taunting)
That's a much better view now.
THOMAS
(taking bait)
Just don't rub your stinky naked ass on my pillows when you get the next two in a row!
KASPARS
(smiling)
Let's see who comes next...
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN pulls off his socks with some effort but no protest. His feet are narrow and spindly.
TABLET
VIGOR
THOMAS
Who's laughing now, Viggy?
VIGOR
(grins)
Me, obviously.
VIGOR fakes to remove his underwear.
KASPARS
(warning)
Vigor...
MARTIN
We will get the shoe if you break the rules.
VIGOR takes off his shirt and throws it far away. VIGOR and THOMAS eye each other competitively as they sit opposite each other in just their underwear.
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
(deep breath)
Crap.
MARTIN takes off his trousers, revealing thin, coltish legs with knobbly knees. He has a brown birthmark, roughly kite shaped, on his right shin. VIGOR leans over and throws Martin's trousers a distance. They hit the bathroom door. MARTIN puts both hands in his lap.
TABLET
KASPARS
KASPARS wastes no time in pulling off his socks and putting them on the floor behind him.
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN claps his hand to his face.
VIGOR
(squeals)
Yay! Mar-tin! Mar-tin! Mar-tin!
MARTIN turns beetroot, but obediently throws himself to his feet in the middle of the circle and, with a breath, drops his briefs in a quick blur as he faces the wall, kicking them off. KASPARS starts out with a good view of his pert little butt, while THOMAS and VIGOR get opposite side views. MARTIN begins to rotate slowly.
KASPARS
Hands behind your head.
MARTIN complies, puffing his chest out. He is fully bare and displaying for his friends as he makes the springs of Thomas' bed squeak with his rotation on the spot. MARTIN is still red, but he begins to smile and then laugh to himself as he turns around and around. The quiet turns to whoops and cheers from his friends at his naked show. MARTIN's penis is flaccid at first. It is small, turned down with a medium snout of foreskin dangling beneath it, perhaps 3cm floppy and mostly fleshy head. It lies on his scrotum, which is still in the process of thinning and is mostly the same colour as his body. His beauty spot patterning continues just above his genitals on the left side of his pubis, where it will one day soon become covered by the first hairs of his inevitable pubescence. He also has a small freckle on the right side of his penis, towards the rear of where his foreskin covers his glans, and another visible on the underside of his scrotum, to which his small testicles have not quite yet fully descended. By the end of his twirling, he is a full 3in of eleven-year-old boy, his foreskin still bunched around the end of his stiffness. More than thirty seconds have passed.
THOMAS
Okay, Mart. Sit down.
VIGOR
Awwww!
KASPARS
Don't worry, Vigor. You're about to get another show from someone...
TABLET
MARTIN
KASPARS
Oh.
THOMAS
This means you get the first dare, Martin.
MARTIN
(sardonic)
Great.
MARTIN's boner twitches as he reaches over to press the button on the screen.
TABLET
KASPARS
MARTIN eyes KASPARS nervously, sclera beseeching him. KASPARS smirks and taps his lips with his index finger.
KASPARS
Stand back in the middle, Martin.
MARTIN gets up.
THOMAS
Is that it?
VIGOR
Bore-ring!
KASPARS
No, that's not the dare yet!
MARTIN looks nervous, but has automatically retaken his full reveal pose. He is still twitchily erect.
THOMAS
Go on, then.
MARTIN
(quietly)
Hurry please.
KASPARS
Pull the skin of your peeper back as far as you can, then do the twirl again like that.
MARTIN
(sighs)
Okay.
MARTIN reaches down with his right hand and carefully uses his thumb, index, and middle fingers to peel back the prepuce of his little penis. A bright purple glans, flecked with red around the urethra and its connection back to the skin, appears relatively easily, along with little fluffy white specks sticking mostly to the withdrawn skin, but also to the flesh of the damp, pungent glans and MARTIN's fingers. MARTIN stops just short of the rim, with a fat, tight band of skin now pinching his erect willy in just below the head. The aroma of his musk fills the nostrils of his rapt friends.
VIGOR
(sighing to himself dreamily)
Ohhh, yeahhhhh...
KASPARS
Spin, Martin. Fifteen more seconds.
MARTIN, face tactically neutral, replaces his hands behind his head and begins to rotate again with his erect glans exposed, wafting around the smell of his arousal so much that he can taste its richness himself, but also clearly twitching and fidgeting at the unfamiliar feeling of his most sensitive bulb being exposed to the air.
THOMAS
(grinning broadly, adjusting crotch)
Five... four... three...
KASPARS
(also adjusts self)
Two... one...
MARTIN squeaks and throws himself back into his place exaggeratedly, but he is still smiling plenty, his dick bobbing. He studiously rolls the skin back into place with his same thumb and forefinger.
VIGOR
Go time!
MARTIN unthinkingly sniffs his fingers.
TABLET
KASPARS
THOMAS
Ha ha! In the middle Kaspars!
KASPARS
How did you get away with this when you had three in a row?!
VIGOR
C'mon Kaspars!
MARTIN
Don't be a goose!
KASPARS stands in the middle of the circle. His weight makes a bit more of a sag in the mattress and the springs squeak more. He drops his briefs without comment to reveal LITTLE KASPARS and THE TWINS, in full four-inch hairy glory, and rotates in the full exposure position unbidden.
VIGOR
I like how curvy your penis is, Kaspars.
KASPARS
I like how much bigger my penis is than yours, Vig.
THOMAS
(laughing)
No talking in the circle!
The other boys titter as KASPARS gyrates for them, a mild frown on his face. His willy tells a different story, its adolescent chub dangling stiffly above his pinkish plums, occasionally twitching.
MARTIN
Time.
VIGOR
You're too nice, Martin. You gave him less than we gave you.
MARTIN
(smirks)
Well maybe I don't want to see Kaspars' ugly hairy wiener no more.
THOMAS
(shrugs)
You can't please everyone.
VIGOR
(grins cheekily)
Yeah. I guess it was just me and Tommy enjoying the show.
THOMAS razzes VIGOR again, who smiles back sweetly.
KASPARS
(pushes button)
Someone else's turn.
THOMAS
(teasing)
You hope!
TABLET
MARTIN
KASPARS
(shocked laugh)
Oh, wow. Sucks to be you, Mart! Sorry, buddy.
MARTIN
(still bonerlicious, resigned shrug)
It's okay.
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
(triumphant, pumps fist)
Yes! Hoo yeah! Vigor gets to make a Martin dare!
MARTIN
(palms face)
Pička materina!
VIGOR
(taps chin)
Hmm...
KASPARS
If you have to think about it too much, you lose your turn.
VIGOR
No I don't!
THOMAS
Yes you do. I want this game to end before I turn thirteen...
KASPARS
I want this game to end before Vigor and Martin turn thirteen.
VIGOR
Stop rushing me!
THOMAS
Five...
KASPARS
Four...
THOMAS
Three...
VIGOR
(annoyed)
Okay, okay! Martin has to fart in Kaspars' face!
KASPARS
That's not a fair dare, Vigor. You lose your turn.
VIGOR
It is so! We never made a rule against farting.
THOMAS
He's got a point, Kaspars...
KASPARS
(scowls at THOMAS)
You can't just tell someone to do a fart!
VIGOR
Ask Martin. He's the one who has to do the dare.
THOMAS
(thinking)
Actually... It's not a fair dare because Kaspars didn't get Random Bottled. You can't involve Kaspars in a dare if it's not his turn, Viggy.
VIGOR
(huff)
Fine.
KASPARS
(smug)
See!
MARTIN
So I don't get a dare this time?
VIGOR
I still dared you to fart.
MARTIN
(shrugs)
Okay.
MARTIN strains a little, and a purrp causes a vibration in the bed. MARTIN grins proudly. VIGOR and KASPARS start belly laughing.
VIGOR
(in hysterics)
Ewwwwwwwww!
THOMAS
(disgusted)
Guys, this is my bed! No more fart dares!
KASPARS
(recovering from laughter)
That's fair. Agreed.
VIGOR
(still tittering)
Wipe your butt on his blanket, Martin!
THOMAS
(annoyed)
No! (grabs for tablet) Give me that...
TABLET
KASPARS
KASPARS
Aww. Again?
KASPARS jabs at screen.
TABLET
KASPARS
KASPARS
Huh? Do I have to dare myself?
VIGOR
No! That's two naked people in a row! That means we get to dare you to do something to yourself!
THOMAS
(quickly jumps in)
Kaspars wanks himself for thirty seconds!
MARTIN
(smirking)
Gross burgers!
VIGOR
(excited)
Do it, Kaspars! That's your dare.
KASPARS
(shrugs)
Okay. This is actually fun for me.
KASPARS jerks until the boys tell him to stop. They all watch carefully as the biggest boy beats his starter meat.
THOMAS
(quietly)
Time.
KASPARS
(smug)
You didn't want me to stop, you perverts.
VIGOR
(grinning)
You didn't want to stop either. Your cheeks and ears have gone pink.
KASPARS
(smirks)
No boy would want to stop.
THOMAS
Next one...
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
(sighs)
This tablet is rigged.
VIGOR
A faulty soldier blames his bottle, Martin.
THOMAS
(laughing)
What in the galaxy does that mean, Vigor?
VIGOR grins and shrugs. MARTIN grimaces.
TABLET
KASPARS
KASPARS
(whines)
See, man! This is fixed.
THOMAS
(rolls eyes)
Yeah, me and Vigor set it up so that we can have our dirty way with you two.
MARTIN
(reluctant)
So I have to do something to Kaspars now...?
THOMAS
You have to wank Kaspars for the next thirty seconds.
KASPARS grins and his eyes glint.
MARTIN
(sighs)
Alright...
MARTIN shuffles over and wraps his right fist around KASPARS' uncannily warm tween erection without too much reluctance. The shaft feels steely solid, but the skin malleable.
MARTIN
(looks into KASPARS' eyes)
No dribbling on me, okay? And you call if you have to squirt.
KASPARS nods precipitously and quickly, taking a deep gulp. He looks desperate for MARTIN to begin.
THOMAS
(leaning in to watch quickly)
Go!
VIGOR and THOMAS get as close as possible to watch the show of MARTIN beating KASPARS off for half a minute. MARTIN focuses on the task at hand and begins to count out the seconds himself as his fist does a rough, uneven, but pacey job on KASPARS' member.
KASPARS
(throws back head)
Ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh!
A thin slick of precum begins to lubricate MARTIN's handiwork, to his visible displeasure. It almost puts him off counting.
MARTIN
(face warped with disgust at being dripped on)
twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty!
MARTIN releases as if KASPARS' penis is giving him third-degree burns. He makes an audible 'yach!' sound as he slaps his hand against KASPARS' shoulder and chest to wipe the stickiness off.
THOMAS
Don't even think about using the sheets!
MARTIN
Then get me some toilet paper!
VIGOR
(interjects)
Rule against!
KASPARS
(quickly)
Agreed!
MARTIN
(annoyed)
What?! Why?
THOMAS
I agree too. It's part of the dare, Martin. Sit back down with your cummy hand.
MARTIN
(growling)
Pička materina!
KASPARS
(offended)
It's not my cum. I squirt way more than that!
VIGOR
Whatever. Let's do more!
TABLET
VIGOR
THOMAS
(shit-eating)
Yeah, Vigor. Let's do more.
VIGOR
(shrugs)
I wanted to do this all along, anyway!
VIGOR happily gets into place in the middle of the circle, flinging down his briefs with such vim and bend that he nearly bum-butts a bemused MARTIN in the face. He kicks the briefs to an unknown location across the room with a 'pe-oww' sound, proudly places his hands behind his head, and begins to rotate, gyrating his hips playfully and humming to himself as he does. He is already fully erect, throbbing constantly with his heartbeat.
MARTIN
(sheepishly impressed)
Yours is a big one...
VIGOR
(gyrating)
I think yours is nice, too, Mart. But we haven't even got to see the nicest one of them all yet!
THOMAS sneezes.
KASPARS
No talking in the circle!
VIGOR sticks out his butt on its next pass of KASPARS and forces out a tiny fart in his direction.
KASPARS
(grouchy)
Motion that Vigor gets the shoe!
MARTIN
(laughing)
Against!
THOMAS
(also laughing)
Also against!
VIGOR wiggles his buttocks at KASPARS again.
THOMAS
(sudden thought)
Motion that Vigor gets an instant dare instead!
KASPARS
Agreed!
MARTIN
Agreed!
VIGOR
(incredulous)
What? That's not fair!
THOMAS
(smirks through perfunctory shrug)
You broke the rules, Vigor. We just have to referee them.
VIGOR
Am I at least done spinning now? I'm getting dizzy...
KASPARS
That's your dare, Vig. You have to keep going for the full minute that you asked for at the start.
THOMAS
And pull back your skin like Martin did!
VIGOR
(shrug voice)
Well that's easy.
VIGOR reaches down and skins his erection easily. THOMAS inhales deeply as VIGOR passes him by in this state for the first time.
MARTIN
(giggles)
Tom sniffed it!
THOMAS blushes and shrugs, denying nothing. Eventually VIGOR's twisting comes to an end and he flops to his bum on the pillows with a bounce, exhausted.
THOMAS
Get your bum off my pillows!
VIGOR
How about if I rub my penis on them instead?
KASPARS
(teasing)
Get a room you two... We have a game to play.
THOMAS
This is my room!
KASPARS ignores him as he is tapping the tablet screen.
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
(sticks out bottom lip performatively)
Another dare?
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
Finally I got to give a dare rather than take one!
KASPARS
No, Vigor has to do something to you now. You're naked, remember?
MARTIN
(dejected)
Aww... rats.
THOMAS
I'm the only one left with clothes. Do I get to give the dare?
KASPARS
It's me or you, but go ahead if you have one.
THOMAS
(no thought)
Vigor has to kiss Martin's butt.
VIGOR
(scandalised)
Ewwww! No! Nuh-uh! No way!
KASPARS
(laughing)
He just means the butt cheeks... Right, Tom?
THOMAS
(self-save)
Yeah, I do...
(quickly)
And you have to kiss his armpits and his balls if you won't do it!
VIGOR
(quickly)
I'll kiss the butt cheeks.
MARTIN
But the butt is smelly, Vigor...
VIGOR
(indignant)
I am not kissing armpits!
MARTIN
(disappointed sigh)
Okay.
MARTIN gets on his hands and knees so his ass is pointed into the middle of the circle.
KASPARS
One smacker on each cheek, Vigor.
VIGOR
(cheekily)
Oh... You want me to smack Martin's butt?
THOMAS
Stop stalling, Vig!
KASPARS
Don't pretend you don't know English, Vigor. I'm Latvian and I know what a smacker is.
VIGOR
Okay... Two wet ones from Viggy, coming right up...
VIGOR plants an exaggeratedly loud kiss on each of MARTIN's buttocks, wrinkling his nose unhappily as he is forced to pass MARTIN's exposed balloon knot on his way to the right buttock from the left.
VIGOR
(smacks lips, sitting back down on heels)
That was... average.
MARTIN
(sitting back down, boner at full mast again)
My butt is average?
VIGOR
It just tasted like clean skin.
KASPARS
(ostensibly to THOMAS, but loud)
Did you see Vig's face when he had to pass over Martin's butthole?
THOMAS grins. VIGOR scowls at KASPARS.
VIGOR
I'll get you on the next go. You watch...
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
Fack.
VIGOR
(giggling)
You do swearing really funny, Martin.
THOMAS
Let's see who comes next...
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
(hopeful)
Does Martin have to kiss my bottom now?
THOMAS
It's not a dare if you want it to happen, Vigor.
VIGOR
But Kaspars got to beat off!
KASPARS
Martin has to kiss Vigor's nuts. There you go. Easy.
MARTIN
(nose wrinkled)
That's not easy...
THOMAS
I'll get your shoe...
MARTIN
I did not say that I would not do it...
KASPARS
Lift your peeper up, Vig.
VIGOR
I have a boner anyway.
MARTIN drops down to a crawl again as VIGOR draws up to full height on his knees. VIGOR uses his left index finger to pinch his erection firmly against his pubis. With grim determination, MARTIN forces himself to plant a single chaste kiss on Vigor's brown sac.
MARTIN
(performative spitting sounds)
Done!
THOMAS
Okay, next turn...
TABLET
VIGOR
KASPARS
(to THOMAS)
How the heck do you keep surviving?!
THOMAS shrugs smugly.
KASPARS
You lucky bastard!
VIGOR
Who is daring me?
MARTIN taps the screen.
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
It's the Kaspars and Kaspars rule! I get to jerk off!
VIGOR starts enthusiastically jacking and knee walks into the middle of the circle before anyone can stop him. His thirty seconds are quickly done.
KASPARS
Well that was boring.
MARTIN
We all had to watch you.
KASPARS
Yeah, but I have a man dick.
VIGOR
(laughs mockingly)
Yeah, right!
KASPARS scowls sullenly and prods the tablet.
TABLET
THOMAS
KASPARS
(overenthusiastic)
YES! Finally...
THOMAS
(shrugs, mild blush)
It was actually weird being the only one not naked by now.
THOMAS gets into place and removes his briefs without much ceremony. He's already painfully hard, his urethra exposed and gaping.
KASPARS
Spin, bitch!
VIGOR
(as THOMAS spins to face MARTIN)
See, Martin. I told you it was the prettiest one.
MARTIN
I guess it looks okay.
VIGOR
(notices that he is embarrassing THOMAS)
Handsomest. Boy parts are handsome. Girl parts are pretty. And Tommy is all boy.
KASPARS
(eye-rolling)
My stars...
MARTIN
(to VIGOR)
It's a bit bigger than yours.
VIGOR
Duh. I'm eleven, like you. Thomas is twelve. Kaspars has baby hairs and stuff because he's nearly thirteen.
THOMAS
(rotating)
Guys, am I done yet? It's embarrassing with you all talking about my willy...
ALL OTHERS
No talking in the circle!
MARTIN
His balls are bigger too. They are at the bottom of his bag.
VIGOR
And you can see the tiny blond hairs on his front when the light shines on him.
KASPARS
(bored)
Okay, T-Dog. Time. I'm sick of listening to the Vigor and Martin Dick Description Hour.
VIGOR
Don't be jealous, Kaspars.
KASPARS
Of what?
VIGOR
I like your dick too. His is just better.
THOMAS
(changing subject rapidly)
Okayyyy... Let's do another round of dares!
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
Just get the shoe, guys.
TABLET
KASPARS
THOMAS
Lie your face on Kaspars' dick and balls. Go.
MARTIN
This is humiliating...
MARTIN's twitching erection betrays him as he flops into place with his face pressed against KASPARS' crotch.
KASPARS
Is this dare supposed to be good or bad for me?
THOMAS
(shrugs)
Just rude.
VIGOR
(giggles)
Martin secretly likes it. He's humping his boner into the bed!
MARTIN
(muffled sounds as he doesn't want to open his mouth on KASPARS' penis)
THOMAS
No talking in the circle!
KASPARS
No... Please let him...
THOMAS and VIGOR laugh.
THOMAS
(eventually)
That's time, Marty.
MARTIN
(pops straight up)
I was not humping the bed!
KASPARS
Vigor has a very dirty imagination. You'll be humping the bed in his head for days.
MARTIN
No beating off over remembering this!
THOMAS
Not a rule!
VIGOR
I thought that was the whole point?
MARTIN scowls and slaps the tablet on his way back to his place.
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
(screeches)
You have to give me the shoe this time!
TABLET
MARTIN
KASPARS
Well, you said you wanted the shoe spanking...
MARTIN
No! I am doing it!
MARTIN begins delicately wanking his erection with a thumb and two finger grip. He begins pulling and twanging at his ball sac as he gets into it.
VIGOR
This is great!
THOMAS
That's time.
MARTIN looks disappointed, but he reaches out to tap the tablet again.
TABLET
MARTIN
KASPARS
Okay, I think we should reset this. It's boring if Martin keeps having to do things.
VIGOR
At least see who he got!
TABLET
THOMAS
VIGOR
How about Thomas does something to Martin?
THOMAS
That's not a rule...
MARTIN
Motion for rule change!
KASPARS & VIGOR
(simultaneously)
Agreed!
THOMAS
(huffs)
Well what do I have to do then?
VIGOR
Kiss Martin's penis.
THOMAS
No!!!
KASPARS laughs out loud. MARTIN grins nervously.
VIGOR
It's just a little kiss, Tommy. You've done better things than that before.
KASPARS
You don't want to be the first to wimp out, do you?
VIGOR
Scaredy-Tom!
THOMAS
(grumpy)
Fine!
KASPARS
Pull back your skin again, Martin.
THOMAS
Wait, no!
VIGOR
Yeah, and you have to kiss the end of it, Thomas. No kissing far down by his balls.
MARTIN
(grinning, holding back foreskin and pointing penis forward)
I am ready for you, Tom.
THOMAS
I hate you guys.
THOMAS gets down and plants a kiss on MARTIN's little exposed glans, eyes screwed shut. He rises back up and shudders.
VIGOR
(plinging erection)
This is the hottest game ever!
KASPARS
No touching yourself outside of dares!'
VIGOR
(sighs)
Fine.
THOMAS
(licks lips)
It better not be me again...
TABLET
VIGOR
VIGOR
Yay! I get to do another dare!
TABLET
MARTIN
MARTIN
Should I pull back my skin again...?
THOMAS
Yeah! Then rub it everywhere on Vigor's face!
MARTIN
(shrugs)
Okay...
VIGOR submits serenely as MARTIN rubs his glans all over his face, including his lips. VIGOR even takes a couple of inadvertent jabs up the nostril with good grace.
KASPARS
Time.
VIGOR
(licks lips animatedly)
Yummy!
The other boys fall about laughing. In the meantime, VIGOR launches the next round.
TABLET
KASPARS
VIGOR
Kaspars is getting dared!
TABLET
THOMAS
KASPARS
(stares at the pairing for a split second)
I dare myself to suck Thomas off and swallow when he cums!
THOMAS
What?!
VIGOR
But you said no sucking...
KASPARS launches himself at THOMAS and quickly attaches himself to the boy's penis before there can be any more protests. THOMAS slowly lies all the way back and takes the gift, gasping.
MARTIN
(extremely shocked)
Holy ćevapčići...
VIGOR
Oh yeah, this is hot!
KASPARS makes loud slurping sounds as he inexpertly sucks his friend, his naked ass pointed high in the air.
VIGOR
(to MARTIN)
If Kaspars ignored the rules, we can either beat his butt with your shoe when he's finished, or we can break them too... Want to masturbate each other while we watch?
MARTIN nods profusely, not taking his eyes off the sight of KASPARS blowing a gasping and whimpering THOMAS. Soon VIGOR's fist is wrapped around MARTIN's throbbing three inches of boyhood, and MARTIN reaches out his own surgical grip to begin stroking his friend in return.
THOMAS
(gasps)
Kaspars... You... don't have to... in front of everyone...
VIGOR
(shrugging with one shoulder, stroking MARTIN with the motion in the other)
It's just us guys.
KASPARS answers by using his thumb and forefinger at the base of THOMAS' now painfully engorged knob to skin the cock fully, licking it whorishly up and down before bobbing back down onto it with a wet splat.
THOMAS
(delirious)
oh... oh... oh... K-kasp... gonna...
THOMAS' hips buck and he clings to KASPARS' scalp as if he is trying to crush the boy's cranium with his bare hands. At the end of the motion, THOMAS has ejaculated a single blob of watery boy semen onto KASPARS' tongue, which he sticks out to show the group before taking a great big swallow. Then, settling down onto his heels, KASPARS face begins to glow bright red.
MARTIN
(pained)
Unngh... Uuha... Ohhhhh!
MARTIN comes too. VIGOR is squeaking girlishly. He slaps MARTIN's gentle hand away to abuse himself thoroughly to his extremely loud, guttural crescendo.
THOMAS
(sitting up and coming around)
...Kaspars?
KASPARS
(very red and embarrassed, slightly tearful)
I wanted to make it up to you.
THOMAS
(quiet for a second, muted response)
But I said you didn't have to.
KASPARS
But I wanted to. And doing it in front of our friends makes it... real?
VIGOR
(panting)
Is the game over now?
MARTIN
(whistles half-successfully)
I need to rest before we play any more.
THOMAS
(also tearful)
Thanks, Kaspars. You're my best friend.
KASPARS
(watery smile)
I know. You too, best bud.
VIGOR
(put out)
Hey! What about me?
THOMAS
(thinks quickly)
You're my best young friend, Vigor.
VIGOR
(catlike grin)
Yeah. You're my best twelve-year-old friend, Thomas. And Kaspars is my best curvy friend. But really he's second place because his dick is interesting but yours is handsomer.
THOMAS
(laughs)
And I let you stay in my room like, all the time.
VIGOR
(insistent)
But it is bigger!
KASPARS
(steps half down off the bed)
Does anyone want a cup of water?
THOMAS
I only have two cups, so we have to share.
MARTIN
(sardonic)
We know. We all only have two cups.
VIGOR
(hopeful)
We can all stay naked together for a while, right?
THOMAS
Keep your buttocks off of my pillows and everyone can.
VIGOR
(cheeky)
How about I use your buttocks as a pillow for my buttocks?
THOMAS
Whatever. I need to lie down anyway.
VIGOR
Hooray! On your front, Tommy!
MARTIN
It smells like penis in here.
KASPARS
Sure does, Martin. Wanna share a cup?
FIN