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KEL and AUBREY were hanging out while everyone else was in the other rooms.
HERO was watching them incase they got into trouble.
"Hey, AUBREY!"
"What is it, KEL!"
"I found this POTARA EARRINGS! Wanna try and do a fusion!"
"What the heck even is a fusion?"
"It's when two people wear these earrings, and then they combine into one!"
...
"It's cool, right AUBREY?"
"Shut up, KEL!"
"Hey!"
"Now, Now, KEL, AUBREY, calm down-"
"Well, HERO, she's saying that fusion is dumb! When it isn't!"
"It is, KEL! Like you!"
"Nuh uh!"
"Yuh huh!
...
[ 6 years later. ]
KEL and AUBREY are hanging out and KEL's house again, isn't that nice!
Noone else is home.
"Hey, KEL."
"Hm?"
"This show sucks, let me put something on."
"Alright, sure! Not like it can be worse than this, anyway."
AUBREY went to put something on...
DRAGON BALL GT was selected!
"Really, AUBREY? GT? Super is way better."
"Are you being serious? No the FUCK it isn't."
"Wasn't GT cancelled after like...60 episodes? At least DBS had way better fights before it finished."
"At least GT has the best transformation in Dragon Ball. It even has the better fusion be more important."
"Gogeta is NOT better than Vegito!"
"Oh, he so is, there's a reason it had the best part of GT."
"Wasn't he done BETTER in Super, anyway?"
"Debatable."
" At least Vegito actually wins in a fight. "
"Oh he does not, it's a tie, idiot."
"Plus, your fusion is way more situational, needing two people to be the same strength."
"Ugh."
AUBREY scoffed at KEL because of the argument.
"Hey, why don't we ask BASIL?"
"Alright."
KEL picked up the house phone and called BASIL!
*Ring....Ring....*
"Hello, who is it?-"
"BASIL... YOU THERE?"
"Agh! I'm here...KEL.."
"Oh, sorry BASIL, me and AUBREY just need you to answer a question!"
"Alright?"
"Gogeta or Vegito, which fusion is better?"
"...What?"
"Gogeta or Vegito, who is better, its pretty simple.."
"KEL, I don't know who those are.."
"Oh."
...
"I'll just stop by and show you what I mean later. BYE!!!"
"Hey-"
*CALL END*
"Alright, he doesn't know anything, let's just watch OG Dragon Ball."
"Alright, KEL."
They then watched Dragon Ball for the rest of the night before AUBREY left."
[ One Day Later.]
"Okay, BASIL, so there is this show called Dragon Ball Z, and it has two fusions of the main characters, GOKU and VEGETA! You should just watch Dragon Ball to understand what I mean..."
"KEL, where do I even watch Dragon Ball Z???"