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"Hi! I'm Baldi!!!! Welcome to my schoooooolll houussse!!!" Says the annoying tall, almost bald teacher. You roll your eyes and run past him. You knew the deal, get the noteboo, then 'solve' the un-answer-able question. Per usual, Baldi got mad and starts to chase you. Halfway through your run, you notice one of the noteboos looked odd. When you opened it, it didn't have a question, but a long list of names and.... causes of deaths???? Furrowing your brow, you quickly shove the notebook (Not noteboo, there's a fine, fine difference) in your bag and sprint off, as you heard Baldi grow closer. Wanting a closer look at the strange notebook, you ran to the lunch room and scrambled to find a alarm clock. Placing it strategically, you ran off to the farthest room (almost getting a detention for running) and sat down. Taking out the weird notebook, you open it and scan your eyes over the words. It seemed like if you wrote a name with a cause of death, the person would die. Only one way to prove that! Digging around your bag, you manage to find a pen. "This is stupid.." You mutter to yourself.... which was a bad idea because Baldi heard you. Taking a deep breath, you quickly write down Baldi's full name "Professor Baldi Baldimore", then, after a moment of consideration, write the cause of death as "Nuke". As soon as you do, you hear a deep rumble, then a impossibly loud "BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!". Falling over, you feel your skin start to bubble as you begin to burn up in the sudden nuclear explosion. ..........maybe writing "Nuke" wasn't the greatest idea?