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Hummer Among Thieves

Summary:

Spoilers for the Thieves Guild questline

After the Goldenglow job, Vex has to face the consequences of a bet she made...

Notes:

Many apologies for the pun, but it had to be done. And for the rhyming. But it was too good not to use it for a quick, dirty one shot.
Might do a quick one with Karliah too, but no promises.
As usual, I appreciate all the view, kudos and comments!

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“Ugh, just…fine! Come on.” Groaned Vex, throwing her hands up in annoyance before turning on her heel and stormed off with Brynjolf's new protegee in tow.

Vex knew that she never should have made that bet. But she didn’t expect him to actually finish the Goldenglow job, not after a master infiltrator like herself failed already. And certainly didn’t expect him to finish the heist while also setting the hives on fire. But the bet was made. And the master thief always made good on those, this wouldn’t be an exception.

Which was why the blonde was currently kneeling in front of the Nord thief inside a storage room, nimble fingers working on removing his belt. Her eyebrows shot up and eyes went wide when she pulled his pants down and saw what he was packing.

“...just my fucking luck…” Muttered Vex to herself, customary frown back in place. She couldn’t help but be impressed by the size of the cock in her hand though, especially when it grew even bigger as she stroked it to life.

“If you tell anyone about this, you’re dead, understand?” She threatened, as seriously as someone in her position could.

The blonde didn’t waste time waiting for an answer, not really interested in anything he might say. Still, she couldn’t help but smirk internally when she heard the sharp intake of breath from her fellow thief as her lips wrapped around the swollen head.

Hoping to be done with this as quickly as possible, Vex went all out. Sucking hard enough that her cheeks were hollowed, pushing further and further down, trying to swallow as much of the fat cock as she could without choking. Knowing her jaw would be aching for days, already starting to feel it. But she still pushed on, bobbing up and down the thick shaft, jerking off whatever was still left out of her mouth.

Ironically though, all her efforts lead to the newest guild member doing his best to prolong how long he’d last. After all, right now, he was getting what was most likely the best blowjob in his entire life. And when the blonde's tongue joined in and started dancing around his cock, he couldn't help but place a hand on the back of the girl’s head, earning himself a fiery glare.

As minutes went by, Vex was getting more and more frustrated. Both by the Man's stubbornness and her own apparent inability to make him cum by now. Not to mention the growing likelihood of being caught. A fear that proved to be quite well-founded when the storeroom’s door opened.

“Vex, you in here, lass? We’ve been looking…all over…” Was all Brynjolf managed before falling into stunned silence

“Wha-...get out! Out!” Shouted Vex as soon as her mouth was free, trying to look intimidating, despite the string of saliva still connecting her lips to the hard cock in her hand.

The shit-eating grin she got in response made it pretty clear that it didn’t work though. And a moment later, there wasn’t just one, but two nord cocks for her to deal with, thick and hard, rubbing against her face.

With no other way out, Vex pressed on, her cheeks practically burning from both frustration and embarrassment. Grabbing both cocks, she slowly started sucking one, eyebrows locked into a permanent scowl glaring up at the two men.

For the next few minutes, the blonde was stuck like this. Skillfully fellating one while jerking off the other before switching, filling the room with wet, slurping sounds and the occasional gag when she pushed too far in her hurry or a muffled moan she couldn’t stop in time.

Finally though, her efforts bore fruit, both of the cocks starting to throb dangerously, getting ready to blow. The newcomer reached his limits first, filling her mouth with cum as he came, forcing her to swallow as quickly as she could. Brynjolf didn’t need much longer though, shooting a rope of cum over her cheek.

“You idiot, just wai-...fuck!” Shouted Vex in anger, not realizing that by pulling off the first cock would cause even bigger mess until another strand of cum landed over her eye. Cursing to herself, the thief quickly closed her eyes and opened her mouth, hoping to give the two men an easier target to aim for.

It didn’t help much and despite all the extra cum she had to swallow, her face ended up a mess anyway. Groaning in annoyance, the blonde shot the two thieves an annoyed scowl, before cleaning herself with a rag.

“...fucking morons, can’t even…ugh!” She muttered, throwing the stained rag away and standing up, staring daggers at the pair.

“You ever, EVER even think about telling anyone…” Started the blonde, letting the threat hang in the air, while her eyes sneaked a glance to their still hard cocks.

“...The Bee and the Barb. Tonight, after nightfall.” She said as she moved to the door, leaving before they could see her blush coming back.