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Andrew Has Completely Consensual Sexy Sex With Julia

Summary:

Andrew has greyly consensual sex with Julia. It's a reasonably pleasant experience for at least one of them.

"He started putting his penis near her vagina. It was BIG. His penis that is. Not her vagina. THAT was small. Anyways, so his penis is starting to get near her vagina." [...] "Yah, it's really good! I love this it's amazing" he yelled. / "Mmm really glad you liked it." [...] she nodded, her tits were there"
- Patti Harrison, "Excerpt From the Kinky Sex Book I'm Writing"

Notes:

A "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" Fanfiction Excerpt. Part ?/?
(Context)
definitely not a shitpost.

dedicated to: The Bit

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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[...]
Strong hands spun her round and shoved her down, face-first into the blankets. For one ceaseless split-second, she imagined turning and throwing her elbow back, fighting like an animal possessed. And then -

Julia did not freeze. But her body did.

"You're ready for me, aren't you?" Julia could hear his smile. "You're so fucking wet."

Andrew trailed a finger down her spine as the head of his cock brushed against her clit and caught against her lips. Julia squeezed her eyes shut, shuddering. He was big - bigger than he'd looked. His cock, that is. But his fingers, too - each electrified nerve in her body was suddenly, mercilessly awake, leaving her hyperaware of his body pressing against hers, each brush against her skin magnified a thousandfold. Each movement was a convulsion, each sensation a revelation.

His weight pressed down into her, his hands ghosting up her sides to tangle in her hair. "Well?"

"Huh?" Julia blinked, confused.

"I don't think you heard me. You're ready for me, aren't you? Answer me."

She opened her mouth to respond but only whimpers escaped, the words dying in her throat. He pushed inexorably forward all the same.

Andrew dragged his cock back against her again, aligning himself and holding her shaking hips still. She knew now it was going in there soon. She wondered when her roommate would be back. Andrew's weight shifted. Julia wondered if she might have forgotten to lock the door. Andrew's cock pressed into her. Traitorous liquid warmth shot up from her cunt to pool in her belly.

Hadn't Andrew said that Ashley needed his help with something?

A cough. A harsh laugh, punctuated with a thrust. Andrew tugged on her hair, hard.

"This life is crazy."

"Y-yeah."

Julia nodded. Her tits were there. How odd. She felt them - felt Andrew carelessly pawing at them. They did not feel like her tits.

How odd it was, to have a body. To be a body. Was that all that people were? Absurd and feckless sacks of flesh and bone, slapping aimlessly at one another, till away they rotted each in turn?

Feckless. She could almost have laughed at that. She must have spent far too much time with Andrew. What did the word even mean again? Her brain conjured the term "fuckless", and then she did laugh, from somewhere foggy and far away.

She felt a rod punch into her, a sack of flesh outside slapping at her crotch. She vacantly - fecklessly? - grasped for something, for anything real - but the skin of world slipped through her fingers. Sand in a sieve.

"Li-,"

A grunt. A thrust. A bite on her shoulder.

"Lia, you feel so good. I love you. You're amazing."

"Mmm," she replied, through clenched teeth and sudden tears. "Really glad you like it."

Notes:

https://imgur.com/gallery/vZUooSS

red? ¯\_(눈_눈)\_/¯ — Today at 11:52 AM
i havent rly written smut or fic before
but im choosing to take this as a challenge

red? ¯\_(눈_눈)\_/¯ — Today at 7:25 PM
yup. ima do it. after dishes and laundry im gonna do it. ima start writing my first smut, using text from each of these images -if not direct quotes, then at least text close enough that it could be considered plagarism

red? ¯\_(눈_눈)\_/¯ — Today at 7:40 PM
ngl i am very tempted to just post it publically. let my shitpost shine brightly for all the world to see

red? ¯\_(눈_눈)\_/¯ — Today at 10:54 PM
😭 including the text of all seven images brings it over the discord character limit nooooooooo
i was trying to be as terse as possible too

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(welp. this is my first time writing fic. please be gentle :x

i *would* say that i can't believe my inaugural fiction is an actively unsexy smut shitpost, but that is 1000% on brand actually

it seems the easiest way to avoid out-of-character moments is to pick a viewpoint character that barely appears at all. time to plan/write a fic about the lady from room 302 if/after i finish this one i guess lmao)

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For those few brave-or-bored souls that have read this far: thank you for entertaining my useless brain garbage! Constructive criticism is semi-welcome!

I actually kinda do wanna extend this into a full chapter now. Maybe have some followup chapters? I kinda wanna see if I can figure out a way to make Julia/Ashley a pairing that makes sense. Hmmmmmm. Also kinda wanna experiment with making smut that's actually, y'know, smutty?

(Nemlei if you somehow ever read this please don't kill Julia - I doubt she'll show up but please don't kill her i kinda care about her now that i'm projecting onto her TwT

also please have a happy ending in Burial and let Andrew tell Leyley he loves her please please please i need these horrible stupid idiot babies to find some sort of happiness with many fibers of my being)