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Lazlo skipped to the Scoutmaster’s cabin, glancing around at the campgrounds before slipping into the front door. He glanced into the Lumpus’ office, but there was no sign of him in there. He was pretty sure he’d seen Lumpus outside grumbling at Edward for acting up, but he was on a mission right now and in the perfect moment for it!
He pressed his back against the wall, creeping along the cabin to the kitchen and peaking inside. No one was there either… then he checked the seating room, also empty. That meant he’d need to go up the stairs, so he put on his mental sneaking shoes and crept up as quietly as possible. When he made it to the top, he flattened against the nearest wall and inches along it down the hallway. He was certain he made the perfect spy, but the bedroom door opened to reveal Slinkman walking out and looking at him with knowing. Maybe he wasn’t as good at sneaking as he’d thought.
“Lazlo, what are you doing in here right now? Was that you making a ruckus downstairs?” Slinkman asked softly, looking around for someone else, too.
“Oooooh, no no, couldn’t have been me! I’m a top tier spy. Can’t be caught!” Lazlo grinned, tail flicking excitedly.
Slinkman rolled his eyes but smiled softly, walking closer to the camper. “Right, that makes perfect sense. I didn’t hear anything.”
Lazlo nodded once, pointing a finger at him with a pretend serious look on his face, “That’s right. You heard nothin’!” Then he broke composure and laughed, before quickly hugging Slinkman tightly to his body.
“You’re so squishy!!” Lazlo chirped, bouncing them both a little bit, then he let go, but kept bouncing himself.
“And you’re very fuzzy.” Slinkman responded, placing a hand on Lazlo’s shoulder to try and keep his feet on the ground.
“Sooooo, nobodies around… I checked the whole cabin and I saw Scoutmaster Lumpus outside…” Lazlo verbally nudged, winking a few times for good measure.
Slinkman laughed this time and nodded at him, “Alright, alright, come on in here.” He waved Lazlo along, opening his bedroom door again.
This time Lazlo lifted off the ground and practically cartwheeled into the room, grabbing Slinkman effortlessly and pulling him inside. Slinkman didn’t even get to let go of the door knob, pulling it closed behind as Lazlo wrapped himself around him and pressed their mouths together.
Lazlo loved the way the slickness of Slinkman’s skin felt against his mouth, the sliminess of his tongue against his own. It made him feel like climbing trees and yelling about it from the canopy!
Slinkman made a noise of surprise, even though he’d been suspecting it, and rested his hands on Lazlo’s shoulders, leaning into the kiss and smiling softly. It was refreshing to have this kind of energy in a relationship. Lazlo was a breath of fresh air, though sometimes he could be a lot, he loved it.
Lazlo inched closer until Slinkman was up against the door, fingers caressing along his slick neck. He enjoyed how the stickiness of Slinkman’s skin squished beneath his fingers, creating a goopy texture that he could play with. It was always a nice way to be reminded of their secret rendezvous even hours after, when Lazlo would find a little sticky spot in his fur and giggle to himself about it.
Lazlo pulled from the kiss for a moment to smooch along Slinkman’s face and neck. “Sometimes I just wanna eat you! I bet you’d taste like banana pudding!” He cackled playfully, then licked Slinkman’s skin.
“Oh, jeez… no no, I definitely would not taste like banana pudding.” Slinkman shook his head, but shivered at the feeling of the warm tongue on his skin.
“You’re my favorite color and you’re part banana, so you’d definitely taste like banana pudding under there!” Lazlo chomped his teeth at Slinkman who chuckled at his antics.
“Banana slugs do not taste like bananas despite what you may have heard.” Slinkman leaned back into the kiss and pulled Lazlo closer, wrapping his arms around his waist.
Lazlo immediately returned it, quickly jumping into Slinkman’s arms and wrapping his legs around his midsection. Slinkman stumbled forward and yelled quietly in surprise, managing to keep his balance though before trekking slowly to his bed. When he was close enough, he plopped Lazlo down on the mattress and was pulled down with him, keeping them close. Their lips didn’t part the entire time, even as they fell onto their sides. Lazlo pushed his tongue into Slinkman’s mouth, enjoying the stickiness that formed between them. It made Lazlo’s head feel a little dizzy, swimming with excitement and desire.
“You’re actually heavier than you look…” Slinkman mumbled between them, making Lazlo laugh happily.
“I’m actually robot Lazlo, my bones are metal, and I’m here to turn everyone into robots, toooo~!” He wiggled his fingers at Slinkman, “Bam, now you're a robot!”
Slinkman shook his head and rolled his eyes at his boyfriend, snickering before speaking in a more robotic, monotonous voice, “Yes, you have successfully changed me into a robot. Commence the final steps.”
Lazlo grinned big, scrunching his eyes up, “Don’t give me attitude robot Slinkman!” He scolded, then just went in for another kiss, happy to goof off, but even happier to fool around and make out while they still had the time. Lazlo traced his furry fingers along Slinkman’s arms, admiring his boyfriend's interesting sticky texture. He couldn’t help himself but start admiring how much he adored Slinkman and all of his little quirks. It was fun to slowly get closer to him and bring out his goofy side. Slinkman was so complex and he loved it!
Slinkman traced his hands down Lazlo’s body, caressing his hips before dipping his fingers beneath the uniform shirt and playing with the warm fur beneath. It made Lazlo shudder and push his hips closer, squeezing Slinkman closer. As if they could get any closer at this point! It was nice to try though! He always loved how Slinkman’s body squished and adhered to his own, matching his own curves as they seemingly melded together.
Lazlo started to rut his hips up against Slinkman’s, quickly pushing his own hands up the other one’s shirt to press his palms into the squooshy flesh. He liked to imagine Slinkman was like memory foam (though he’d tried before and it didn’t work like that) and his hand prints were left behind for a little while to show he was there.
Slinkman pulled from the kiss and chuckled a little bit, “Really excited today, huh?” He smiled before kissing Lazlo’s cheek and jaw, then nuzzled his neck fur.
“Yessss, we don’t have much time! I gotta get as much Slinkman as I possibly can right now!” Lazlo dove in for his neck, nibbling as he continued to grind their hips together. He slid his teeth over the soft flesh, trying not to bite too hard, but he always had the urge to chew on Slinkman like he was a gummy bear, like chewy candy in his teeth. Sometimes he could get lost in the texture, but he reeled himself back in and moved on, nudging the shirt collar a little so he could kiss further down.
The interaction was definitely heating up quickly, sending chills through Slinkman’s body. Lazlo was always good at getting him riled up rather quickly. He was just so eager it was hard not to feel turned on.
Slinkman joined in now, pushing his hips forward to increase the friction, making Lazlo gasp and laugh against his skin.
It was definitely an enticing sound and it made Slinkman want to hear more. He slid his hands down Lazlo’s back and grabbed at his ass, helping him to grind more. Lazlo purred and kissed Slinkman again, flipping him onto his back now and straddling his midsection. Lazlo pushed his tongue out and quickly got Slinkman’s mouth open, tangling their tongues together. The saliva always got a little excessive with how gooey Lazlo’s partner was, so when he finally pulled back, panting a little, a strand of thick drool was stretched between their mouths. It broke, but Lazlo licked it from Slinkman’s face.
Slinkman rested his hands on Lazlo’s thighs and pushed himself up against Lazlo’s ass, making the spider monkey keen, exhilarated by the contact. “Are you trying to make me go crazy?” Lazlo teased. Slinkman just smirked in response and repeated the action.
Lazlo growled at him playfully, putting his palms on Slinkman’s chest and wiggling his hips, before he reached up to his own shirt and coyly started pulling it up from his body, revealing more and more fuzzy orange fur as he went. He slipped the shirt over his head and set it down near them on Slinkman’s bed. The heat of the room kept increasing, making them both feel stuffy in their clothes.
“You look very nice up there, you know, shirtless and all…” Slinkman said a bit shyly.
Lazlo feigned embarrassment, putting on a little goofy show and flapping his hand to wave away the compliment. “Psssh, awww, come on! Stop it~!” He giggled, shimmying his shoulders a little, but he didn’t delay in moving back down to press their bodies together.
Slinkman slipped his hand around the back of Lazlo’s neck and softly coaxed him into another kiss, closing his eyes and enjoying the feeling of warmth on top of him and lips against his own. It was thrilling and so satisfying to be here with Lazlo, enjoying the other's kind company.
The sound of a door opening downstairs startled them both from their lusty rendezvous, turning their heated moment into an ice cold chill. Lazlo pulled away and sat up on Slinkman’s lap. The door slammed shut and they both stayed totally still, waiting to see if the being, most likely Scoutmaster Lumpus, would leave again. Lazlo quickly grabbed his shirt and held it tightly in his fingers to his chest before he looked down at Slinkman. He was worried, but he wasn’t going to move off him yet. He did not want to make a single unnecessary sound and risk them getting caught.
“Slinkman!” Lumpus yelled, “Where are you?! I’m tired of dealing with all these idiots!” He continued on with a whine, mostly talking to himself loudly about how annoying all the campers were, stomping around and throwing a fit.
Slinkman slowly slipped out from beneath Lazlo, placing a hand on his shoulder to keep him in place, then walked to the door, opening it quietly. “Yes sir?” He called out, his voice still rather soft despite raising it.
“What are you doing up there?! Get down here and do something! Since when am I the only one doing my damn job?” Lumpus cried dramatically.
Slinkman sighed, mumbling in response, “This is probably the first time ever…” then he changed his tune and spoke up so Lumpus could actually hear him, “Yes sir, I’ll be right down!”
He shut the door and looked over at Lazlo apologetically, “Sorry, looks like we have to cut it short… Will you wait until we leave and sneak out after? We can meet up again later tonight, if you want.” Slinkman spoke while smoothing out his uniform and pulling himself from the mindset he’d just been in.
Lazlo nodded happily, grateful to get more time even if it wasn’t until tonight. “That’s okay, duty calls! I should probably go meet up with Raj and Clam anyway. They are probably wondering where I ran off too.” He pulled his shirt back on, then slipped off the bed and snuck closer, light on his feet, giving Slinkman one more passionate kiss. Slinkman smiled softly at him and stroked Lazlo’s fur before sharing a wave of goodbye and slipping out the door. Lazlo went back to flop on the bed, waiting with his face in the bed sheets until he heard Lumpus and his boyfriend close the door and walk away outside. Tonight would be great, he knew it.