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"I'm sorry, but I don't think you'd make a good blonde"

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As shown in the first episode of mini series "Stakes" Bubblegum doesn't think Marceline would make a good blonde, and that they've talked about it before. Well, this is before. The "I don't think you'd make a good blonde" discussion. This happens between varmints and stakes.

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Marceline is looking at herself in the mirror. She just woke up. Hair is a mess. Like, a real mess. A thousand years seeing the same face in the mirror can be a little bit boring, maybe she should try a change. Yes, she already shaved her head, cut her hair, left it long, left it even more long. So... Maybe... Dye it?

 

– Marceline why are you taking so long?!? I need to pee reaaaally bad. Let me in or else i'm going to invade your sacred vampire privacy. – Bonnibel screams through the other side of the door.

 

Yes, she was staying in Bonnibel's house. And yes!!!! Marceline knows how dangerous is to stay in your ex's house. Even worse, to have a sleepover. But come on, PB (no longer "P") was having a hard time due to the candy kingdom situation. She needed someone by her side, and Marcy (Even though she will never say it out loud) will take any chance she can to spend time with the cutest mad scientist in all of Ooo. They were friends. Just. Friends.

 

– I'm goiin-

– Oh, come on! – Bonnibel irrupts into the bathroom a bit angry. Marceline just stares at her.

– What are you looking at? You look like a mess, nothing new. – Nothing like Bubblegum's sarcastic comments.

Marceline stares at her intensely.
– One day I will eat your soul, Bonnibel.

– Please do so now! – This was half a joke, Bonnie was really struggling – Anyway, what were you thinking while looking at yourself in the mirror? Your skin doesn't have the necessary composition to produce zits or any kind of wrinkles, you already asked me that. So-

– I was thinking about changing my hair. Something I haven't tried before. I'm thinking about dying it – She turned around to face the mirror again - Dying it Pink. Bubblegum Pink.

– WHAT?! You're bonkers. No way Marceline. I know I'm pretty but that shade only works on me, really. – Ha, yeah, she was darn right. She was pretty.

– I'm kidding, Bonnie. What do you think about... blond?

Bubblegum was sitting on the toilet ready to pee, and Marceline wasn't even thinking about leaving the bathroom. This wasn't new. They lived together in the past. It was a short time. And it was a couple hundred years ago. But it happened.

– Blond? – Bonnie let out a chuckle.

– Why are you laughing? – Marceline asked with a little bit of embarassement. Maybe this was a stupid idea.

– Look, if it really means that much to you, I will gladly help you. But your black hair is... how would the kids say?... Radical.

– Oh, well. Thank you dude. I'll think about it. – Marceline said while opening the bathroom door.

She left as quickly as she could. Went to the nearest mirror in the cabin. Was she really blushing?? Just because Bonnie said her hair was freacking RADICAL??? This is a lost cause.
Maybe she will try the Bubblegum Pink.

With her mouth.