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Danny checked the whole house to make sure Steve wasn't silently lurking somewhere before he opened up Steve's laptop. The guy was practically impossible to buy for, so Danny was hoping maybe, just maybe, he would find some clues in Steve's browser history. It was their first Christmas together--well, together together, and Danny wanted the present to be just right.
And if he stumbled over whatever Steve might be getting him, that was totally an unintended bonus.
He opened up the browser and went to the search history, finding several results for Amazon and other shopping sites he recognized, as well as few sites he didn't. He clicked on one, blinking a few times at what he found.
"Adam and Eve?" He clicked through the items on the site, a little surprised and a little more turned on than he wanted to admit, even if he wasn't sure how a few of them would even work.
He clicked on the next site and nearly choked as he saw a life-sized blow up doll. "Okay," Danny said, closing the browser and the laptop and sitting back in the chair, trying to assimilate to his new world view, or at least his new view of Steve.
"You didn't even get to the videos."
Steve's voice behind him made Danny jump, and he turned in his seat to see Steve leaning against the wall, arms folded over his chest, smirking.
"I...uh...." Danny had been sure Steve was gone. "Where did you come from?"
"Garage," Steve said, his amusement evident in his voice. "Really, I'm disappointed. I found some great videos just waiting for you to sneak onto my computer."
Danny sagged into the chair. "You set me up."
"I figured you'd go looking for hints on your Christmas present," Steve said.
"You figured, did you?"
Steve shrugged. "I know you," he said, before pushing off the wall and heading back towards the garage. "Still a shame about the videos, though," he called over his shoulder before he disappeared from view.
Danny watched him go, then looked back at the laptop for a long moment. "Fuck it," he said, and opened the laptop back up.
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