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A phone template displaying a twitter timeline, as if you were navigating on the twitter app from Rena's account.
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paris' #1 blonde :3 @meownoir
okay so ladybug kinda sorta got hit by this akuma and now she's loopy??? its probably fine.
oh for fox sake @RenaRouge
Replying to @meownoir
pleaseeee can we let her tweet. i won't let her identity reveal i promise 🥺
paris' #1 blonde :3 @meownoir
Replying to @RenaRouge
rena don't tempt me...
You Know Who I Am @CBourge...
I've never been glad I don't know Ladybug's identity before. But WOW.
Unwilling Dad Friend @M_Cara...
Replying to @CBourgeois
Y'know what screw this I'm coming over, it sounds like you guys need help.
oh for fox sake @RenaRouge
let it be known my boyfried is a dumbass (he got akuma'd)
(Temp) Hero Hub @Miraculous_T...
I heard some of you guys like bets. So who do you bet they're going to call in to babysit? - Viperion
paris' #1 blonde Liked
NUMBER ONE BABY!!! @therealkimm
PFFF DID YALL SEE HAWKMOTH POSSESS THE AKUMA JUST TO GLOAT.
MY DUDE 💀
it's time to stop @spraylix
Replying to @therealkimm
sdakjlfhsladj and his little "victory" shimmey
oh for fox sake @RenaRouge
okay i think ladybug has something important to say guys!!
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
spiderman you mf you make swinging liok SOOOO easy lik,e bro come at me rn i couljd swing WAY better than youj and my charaSCter develpopment is already like 5x morea slay than you so HA
the webnigns on hius suit is p cool i'll give him that. my suits kinda shit
The Ladyblog @Ladyblog
Akuma alert over! Check out our website for footage of the attack!
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
I-
Well that akuma certainly got in a good hit.
paris' #1 blonde :3 @meownoir
Replying to @LadybugOfficial
it was nice seeing u in ur prime again, m'lady
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
Replying to @meownoir
I don't think that's what that was, chat. i'm pretty sure that was me with -2 hours of sleep, unleashed. Unflattering.

Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
ha ha, very funny everybody /sar
unfortunately there IS NO SHE! i was drowsy on magic okay-
paris' #1 blonde @meownoir
shes gonna be mad at me for sharing this but this is the actual way she felt like adressing today and i hate the double standards on her so
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(Temp) Hero Hub
@Miraculous_Team
I heard some of you guys like bets. So who do you bet they're going to call in to babysit? - Viperion
5.2K Retweets 3.6K Quote Tweet 10.6K Likes
(Temp) Hero Hub @Miraculous_T... ago
You seem to be the most patient of our team. However, Pigella is known for being good with kids. - Pegasus.
oh for fox sake @RenaRouge
Replying to @Miraculous_Team
small problemo, chats fighting, ladybug is OUT, and im babysitting rn. so nobody can actually come get you
Unwilling Dad Friend @M_Cara...
Replying to @Miraculous_Team
dudee i don't need to be babysitted i'm doing great
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Ladybug
@LadybugOfficial
spiderman you mf you make swinging liok SOOOO easy lik,e bro come at me rn i couljd swing WAY better than youj and my charaSCter develpopment is already like 5x morea slay than you so HA
the webnigns on hius suit is p cool i'll give him that. my suits kinda shit
11.4K Retweets 7.8K Quote Tweet 20.6K Likes
paris' #1 blonde :3 @meownoir
Replying to @LadybugOfficial
PFFFFF @RenaRouge she's going to kill you for this once i get the akuma
oh for fox sake @RenaRouge
Replying to @meownoir
WORTH IT
Unwilling Dad Friend @M_Cara...
Replying to @LadybugOfficial
pspspspspsps ladybug just redo your costume whos gonna stop you, god?
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
Replying to @M_Carapace
omg yaaaaaass i'll talk ti her about if once i get ome!!!!
Ladybug @LadybugOfficial
WAITWAITWAIT IMPORTANT QUESTIONS can i give myself wings this is thei most importanmt thjing ever actually
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paris' #1 blonde
@meownoir
shes gonna be mad at me for sharing this but this is the actual way she felt like adressing today and i hate the double standards on her so
7.6K Retweets 4.5K Quote Tweet 14.4K Likes
You Know Who I Am @CBourgeois
Replying to @meownoir
Was cropping it like that strictly necessary?
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ladyblogger!! @alyabug · 13s ago
group chat with 6 people
Heroes of Paris · 2m ago
Unwilling Dad Friend @M_Carap... · 18h
paris' #1 blonde :D @meownoir · 2d
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btw chloe's doing a thing in and out of costume
essentially going around giving apology gifts to everyone she knows because she's bad with words, she'll leave a couple of notes in there as well. she's leaving one for both civillians AND heroes she feels she needs to own up to
and ik it'll make you feel guilty but PLEASE don't try n needle your way out of getting two gifts, it'll make her feel like she's doing something wrong and it'll put all of her development to waste which nobody wants. if it's something good, we can just subtely donate one of them to help with guilt
HNG. Identity stuff really sucks sometimes
frfr but you'll be fine, babe 💚
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March 3
Hey uh. Not to be the Anxiety DM guy because I know that we all hate those but just
uh
okay look i'm gonna go write this out in my notes app first because i really want to say this right-
Okay so i know that i've been a bit of an asshole for a while now, and a lot of that was admittedly intentional. when LB admitted to me that someone else knows her identity, I was reasonably offended because as her best friend i thought *I* deserved to be that person, regardless of any other people she knows. And by now I've realised that you two probably know eachother as civillians or something, which means it probably makes more sense for her to tell you anyways. [Breaking this up into multiple messages because I hate walls.]
And I feel like I lost track of the big reason that we don't know already, and that's HM/SM/Whatever he wants to be called this week. Us knowing is a massive security risk that I haven't considered all the way through in way too long. I'd get into some of the *why* stuff but idk how many logistics LB actually filled you in on, and I don't want to vent to you.
And when I found out that Rena Rouge was told instead of me, I got REALLY pissed. Like-- why her? What makes her better than me? (As if LB doesn't LITREALLY know you outside the mask already.) And so I acted out, because Plagg taught me that nothing happens if you don't act out which... admittedly isn't the *best* advice but yk up until that point it worked somewhat.
ofc that just made me even MORE of a bitch, especially to you and LB, which hten transferred over somewhat to the newer temps (which. if you could relay something for me later to them that'd be great I don't want to bother LB with that) and that's probably the reason why trust in our team has been pretty junk for a while. but LB's kwami talked to me a bit earlier and helped me realise how everyone else was perceiving me and GOD i was just. a bitch. i said that already
i rambled whoops lol
so i started this with the intent to say: I'm sorry. You don't have to forgive me just yet, because I definitely don't deserve it. But I'm sorry and hope to do better in the future.
SHOOT i didn't realise how late it is 😓 sorry if i woke you up or anything
thanks for apologising. it's not my job to speak on ladybug's behalf, but i can tell you that she told me after hitting one HELL of a breaking point. and my bragging was because of fangirling and that REALLY wasn't fair to you, chat, you had every right to be upset. And I already forgive you for it. (and my kwami told me to say i'm not passing on messages to the temps unless you tell plagg that trixx says hi)
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plagg says that he and trixx aren't on speaking terms atm
DAMN WHAT 💀 what did trixx do???????
"side with sugarcube" i think sugarcube is tikki??
omg we need to make a kwami gc, the tea we'd get would be impecable
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Today
do you guys think HM got woken up by today's akuma
wdym
oh?
okayokay so
you know how today's akuma was all about being tired and how all nighters suck sometimes and stuff?
and the whole making everyone who got a full night (somehow) drowsy and then waking up all the people with little to no sleep the previous night
so y'know how people were tweeting about HW giggling like a little kid earlier
I'd believe it. Shadowmoth is experienced in making a complete and utter fool of himself.
PFFFT
i'm choosing to believe this is canon to reality. unwillingly caffinated hawkmoth.
