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When it rained hard, Wriothesley knew his Pookie bear was sad. Leaving for the office of chief of Justice, the handsome, breathtaking tall emo man barged in, soaking wet with the outline of his abs on full display.
“My Duke! Please Stop!”
Ignoring Sedene’s pleas, he flung the office door open. His face softened when he saw his baby Neuvillete sitting on his desk with a cute pout, a pen in his hand and fully concentrating on his papers.
“Neuvi! I’m here!”
With the sound of his hopefully soon to be husband, Neuvillete immediately closed his folders and ran to his man, hugged him tight and wrapped his tail around his leg, a trick to get a guy’s attention, as said by Zhongli. He makes a mental note to thank him later with a batch of different waters from different nations and pipes.
“Pookie Wookie dookie, what’s wrong? Tell me?”
“It’s just…one of those days in the courtroom.”
The walking sex held his bae closer and pulled his head closer, letting it rest on his shoulder. Wriothesleycleared his throat and got closer to Neuvi’s ear.
“HydrO draGon, HydRo dragOn, Don’T cRy.”
And his broken voice filled the room as the sky started to calm down. As cringe as this song was, it was his pookie’s favorite.
“Monsieur, I’m coming in.”
With the sudden voice, the two males separated. Yes, they hadn’t told the Melusines that Nuevi was kinda, maybe, perhaps into the tan hotness. Neuvi didn’t want to admit what he thought was his version of the classic good girl and bad boy romance.
The sight in front of Sedene’s was nothing out of the ordinary, just two men discussing paperwork, but the sky clearing up didn’t go unnoticed. With a smile, she apologized for interrupting and closed the door.
The two males let a sigh of relief.
“You looked so hot with that serious expression of yours.”
Neuvi blushed at the comment and simply turned his face the other way, hiding from embarrassment, getting a laugh from Wriothesley. Handsome man than pushed cutie Neuvi against the wall and held both his arms up on Neuvi’s both sides, he moved his face closer to his and whispered.
“If you farted on my face right now, I would love you even more.”
“Wriothesley! Don't say things like that!”
Neuvi blushed and pushed his playfully away, what a kawaii man! The sky began to glow as the sun shined brightly, earning a grin from the boxer. Thinking back to Zhongli’s 101 seduction lessons, he tried his best to come up with a suitable pick-up line according to the manual's chapter 9, "The way with words".
“If you’re a boxer, can I wear you?”
It was true that Neuvi’s voice was gentle, but this mixed with the dragon’s almost failed attempts to flirt, made Wriothesley blush furiously. He gave his pookie bear a kiss on his forehead.
“Don’t cry, I get sad too then.”
With a smile, he walked towards the door, after looking back one more time and giving a smile, he left. Neuvi went back to sit in his chair, and buried his face deep in his hands, trying to hide his embarrassment.
TBC