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“Flynn, are you even listening to me?”
Andy looked up from his phone “yeah yeah, Patrice has you on a diet and you hate it”
They were sitting in the break room, finishing up their reports for the case they had just closed. Andy had finished his part about twenty minutes ago and sent it over and was now scrolling aimlessly through his phone while waiting for Sharon to get out of her meeting with the chief and his attention had wandered to his camera roll.
He knew that it was wrong, and probably risky, but he had been looking at one incredible photo Sharon had sent him a few days ago. He’d been brushing his teeth when his girlfriend had asked his opinion on her outfit and when he had agreed to help her out, she had sent him a photo of her in her underwear, a lilac set trimmed with lace and he had almost choked on his mouthwash. They’d had sex a few times, under the cover of darkness late at night after their dates when it was just the two of them, away from all the risks and inconveniences of being interrupted. It was always sweet and loving and a little flirty but he had never pegged her to be dirty with him. He had saved the image to his phone and from then on he had started to see a completely different side to his girlfriend, a more flirty and naughty side that she had clearly kept under wraps until she was sure she was ready to unveil it.
Andy had no complaints.
“I never said I hated it, I just said I don’t understand how a little bit of seasoning is going to effect the chicken and make it bad for me”
Andy sighed “then tell her you don’t like it”
“But I don’t want to upset her”
“Then don’t tell her”
Provenza glared at him “why thank you for your advice Sherlock Holmes, you are incredibly helpful. What is it you’re looking at anyway? You look like you’re trying not to have a stroke”
Andy smiled “none of your business”
His friend set his pen down on the table and stared at Andy “oh no, that is bullshit. You have that look on your face”
“What look” Andy laughed “I don’t have a look”
“That stupid smile you get when you’re thinking about the captain” provenza explained
“Sharon”
“Whatever”
“Whatever, she’s my girlfriend. You might as well start using her name”
Provenza glared “you’re avoiding my question, What is it you’re looking at that has you in such a tizzy. You’ll have another heart attack and then SHARON will hold me responsible”
Andy shrugged, turning his phone over and setting it on the table “will you calm down, it’s nothing”
“Uhuh”
There was a silence and before Andy could react provenza reached across the table and snatched up Andy's phone.
“Hey! I wouldn’t do that-” Andy tried but provenza had the screen unlocked in seconds. Andy tried to rip it from his friends hands but provenza scooted out of reach and proceeded to look at the image Andy had foolishly left on the screen. At first it didn’t seem to click, his friends eyes looked at the assets of the woman first, he could tell, and then Andy saw the realisation click.
“Oh” provenza all but threw the phone back at Andy “What the hell are you doing with photos of your boss in her underwear on your phone?! Dear god is your memory so bad you cannot just keep the image in your head rather than keeping evidence of your perverted behaviour”
Andy couldn’t help but laugh. If any other man had looked at her he probably would have killed them but provenza was so against him dating sharon it was almost funny.
“It’s not perverted if she’s the one who sent it to me” Andy answered
Provenza shuddered and snorted “dating her is one thing flynn, but i refuse to believe Rule book Raydor sends you indecent images”
“Don’t call her that” Andy said, tucking his phone into his pocket “and she did, and she’s not all straight lace. She’s pretty flexible when she wants to be”
Literally. Andy smiled at the thought of how well her legs sat on his shoulders while they…
“And that’s enough of that” Provenza snapped “I don’t need to hear about it”
“We hear about you and patrice’s activities all the time!” Andy snapped back, folding his arms across his tie “Like that time when you took your uniform to hers so she could sleep with a cop all dressed up. But the second i have a sex life it’s a problem. Since when did it matter who I sleep with anyway.”
In the time provenza and Andy had been friends the two of them had been around the block looking at women for years, sleeping with long legged blondes and brunettes and comparing notes. Andy wasn’t sure why after all this time, when they were both in relationships, it was an issue.
“Flynn this isn’t just another one of your hook ups. I have to work with that woman every day and now its bad enough I know what her breasts look like, i do not need the image of you screwing her in my head too”
Andy smirked “she’s hot what can i say?”
Provenza shuddered “thank you casanova for this really enlightening conversation. I will now have to bleach my eyes and drink until I forget”
Andy chuckled as his phone buzzed in his pocket, pulling it back out as Provenza rolled his eyes. Sharon had text that she was done with her meeting and was on her way down.
“Look, Sharon is on her way, please try not to mention the fact you’ve seen her like that. She’ll kill me”
“Like I would tell the captain that”
“Tell the captain what?”
Both men flinched as Sharon spoke. They turned to the door to see Sharon walking in, handbag over her shoulder and jacket tucked over her arms smiling sweetly. Andy jumped to his feet and tried not to look too guilty as he walked over to his girlfriend and kissed her cheek
“Hey! How was your meeting?”
Sharon touched his arm and smiled “long and boring, but what are we not telling me?”
“It’s nothing” Andy promised “shall we go?”
Sharon frowned. He sounded as guilty as he looked but it was no good pressing him in front of Provenza. They were both as bad as each other when it came to things like this and after hours it was not her problem to worry about it. Sharon decided to simply press Andy when they were alone rather than in front of his partner. They said their goodnights and Andy wrapped his arm around her shoulder affectionately as they walked to the elevator.
“So” sharon said, her hand touching his “what’s this big secret you can’t tell me”
Andy chuckled “it’s nothing”
“Liar”
He kissed her hair and squeezed her “trust me, you don’t want to know”
Sharon pulled out of his grip and stood in front of him, arms folded around her jacket and looking at him expectantly “Andy come on”
Andy fidgeted uncomfortably “can you promise not to be mad?”
“If it concerns you and provenza, no. You two have this habit of creating trouble and expecting to get away with it”
She wasn’t wrong, as former FID she had dealt with their behaviour more than anyone else but this was different. This wasn’t some comment he had made on the job, or a rule he had broken. This was personal.
“Alright…well…provenza and I were talking and i was bored…so I was looking through my phone and missing you…” he smiled, hoping to soften the mood. Sharons gaze didn’t change much as he continued “and well I settled at admiring that little number you sent me the other day and provenza caught me smiling and asked what i was looking at”
Sharon pulled a face of disbelief “Andy you told him about that?”
Andy held up a hand “well no…not exactly”
He had been getting used to sweet sharon, but the face she made next was the one of darth raydor as they used to call her back in the day and Andy knew there was a good possibility he would never ever have sex again, he was sure he wouldn’t live long enough to make it home, let alone anything else
“YOU SHOWED HIM!” sharon yelled, her face going a deep red “Andrew!!”
“I didn’t mean to”
Sharon turned on her heel and continued the rest of the way to the elevator, hitting the button hard “you didn’t mean to? So your phone just slipped and you gave your best friend the perfect view of my tits?”
“No! No of course not. He snatched the phone out of my hand”
Sharon scoffed “Of course”
“He did!” Andy swore “look I didn’t know he was gonna do it, i locked my phone and he just picked it up off the table”
“And you didn’t think to grab it back? Andrew you’re a field trained police officer and you got hijacked by someone older and slower than you. Come on.”
“I’m sorry”
Sharon snorted again “Sorry? Of course that fixes it, im sure you saying sorry stops provenza knowing what I look like in my underwear”
The elevator opened and sharon got in, andy stepping beside her “well, i mean you looked hot. It’s not exactly a bad photo”
That was the wrong move. Sharon glared at him through the frames of her glasses “i looked hot?”
“Yeah” Andy grinned, hoping his smile would quell some of her anger, hoping she would find the funny side in the situation “sexy. It’s a very very sexy picture”
Sharon folded her arms as the doors closed and the elevator moved down towards the parking garage underneath the building “well I am glad you think so. You can sit and look at that photo all you want seen as you don’t want to use your brain, because you will not be getting the real thing for a very long time”
Andy sighed as the elevator cluncked down each floor, and as it came to a stop and opened he watched his girlfriend strut over towards her car. He should have kept his mouth shut. All ideas of sex out the window as he realised he would be spending his evening groveling.
And setting up a password for his phone.