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Mika walked into the clinic ready to see his mysterious doctor who was Shu Itsuki though he never called him anything other than ‘doctor.’ He wanted to make out with him really bad but he would never touch him with anything other than gloves and that made Mika unhappy and not fulfilled very much.
But today. He wanted the Doctor Shu to suck and fuck him and he was going to make it happen because he was sexy and also mysterious which worked in his favor especially in his other jobs including but not limited to: sales sometimes when he was really desperate.
“Hello Doctor,” Mika said in a greeting way as he entered, pulling down his mask that he wore so that people couldn’t tell it was him even if they pulled him aside to talk to him they would notice his two different colored eyes so that was probably not going to help in the long run. “I am here… for mah appointment.”
“I see. You are here for your weekly appointment.” The doctor was Shu. So he had pink hair and purple eyes and was slightly taller than Mika but who doesn’t like to think of him EVEN TALLER because height difference ship. He was also wearing a white lab coat and other various clothing that were normal underneath the lab coat including a wedding ring. “Please sit down and I will do some necessary blood tests for the secret experiment thing I maybe am doing to your body.”
It was okay that there was something mysterious happening because it was sexy tbh and it’s Mika and Shu.
“Oh boy, I hope you draw mah blood,” says Mika with eagerness. He meant draw as in use a needle and not as like with a pencil.
“Oh, I will need blood to test for what I am doing that is certain,” Said shu with mystery. “Which is not turning you into a more delicious and edible substance to put into my croissants.”
Mika almost was alarmed at this statement until he remembered that doctor shu said it WAS NOT turning him into that. He sighed in relief. “Oh, that is good. Wouldn’t it be bad if ya wanted to eat me in the end or somethin.”
“Yes, that would be unethical.” Shu said which was very obvious as that would be a violation of several rights and laws.
Doctor shu took his blood in a sexy way which gave Mika an awkward boner. Both of them looked at it in his pants. This Mika has a bigger wiener than I usually write for him because he gives me 2.7” hard dingle energy with a bigger bush in my hc but for the sake of doctor shu story i think it is bigger. So it was noticeable in his pants.
“Why do you always feel so aroused when I take your blood?” Shu said with concern. “There is always an erect penis in your pants after I am finished.”
“It’s cause I want ya, doctor,” Mika said with lustful energy. “It’s cause I want ya real bad.”
“You want me?” Shu asked with surprised. He looked like he was in shock because his face was one of shock.
“Yes, please. I want ya,” Mika suddenly no longer had pants and was also still with a boner. It was at full attention because Mika must have a medical kink or something.
Shu still has pants on right now, but maybe he wouldn't for long….
“You want me…?” Shu asked again, because that was a vulgar thing to do and say but also kind of hot. Except the doctor was married… so maybe it was bad for him to do anything. But then… he did! He put his hand under Mika’s chin and made him look up at him (which is hot in my opinion xD) and shook his head. “This is not covered by your HMO.”
“S’okay, I don’ think I got good insurance anyway,” Mika said with still horny energy. “I just want ya ‘cuz your sexy and hot. I want ya to touch me so bad even if it hurts.”
The doctor was taken aback. But then he must have been moved by this because he put a glove on and started jerking the Mika erect penis off. Then he even made out with him! They were making out and Mika was being jerked off and he was so happy about that now even if he was still wearing gloves. Because they never made out before, which was scandalous (i sing that cobra starship song when i type that word lulz) because he was still married to someone mysterious.
Then they totally did it, like all the way did it.
And as they were doing it….. someone walked into the room.
“Le GASP!”
Shu stopped moving on top of Mika and also gasped as someone walked into the room. He was a generic NPC type guy who isn’t an ensemble star character.
“Who is zis!?!” He asked with fury.
“None of your business, Dave,” Shu bellowed quietly.
“Who is Dave?” Mika asked with curiosity.
“I am Doctor Shu’s husband!”
There was shock and Mika frowned, now sad that he remembered that Shu was married.
“Why are you le sucking and fucking in the clinic?” Dave asked, crying deeply.
“It is not what it looks like,” Shu said as he removed his penis from Mika’s anus completely. “I was just checking his prostate.”
“Yeah he was doing it really good,” Mika said with confidence in Shu’s skill.
“I know he does it really good, I am his husband!” Dave fell to the floor. “You were supposed to only find a hot boy for us to say we enjoyed his vibes from across the bar and then I would sit in le cuck chair.”
“I am sorry, but he is Mika from Valkyrie,” Shu explained quickly as though Dave was not into the lore.
“Why were you taking my blood then?” Mika asked with very much concern.
“Because I like to paint with blood,” Shu explained though it was very weird.
“Zis marriage is OVER!” Dave roller bladed out of the room. “I am telling NAZUNA NITO to stay away from you!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
“That’s okay,” Mika patted Shu’s shoulder which was still wearing the lab coat because he had just whipped out his dong fully clothed. “Yer still my doctor and I can give ya blood for all the paintings you want. But what I do even better than make blood is sing and dance.”
Then Shu made him sing and he agreed that he was good at it. And even though his marriage was over and he hated himself, maybe they could still do something with art and music like they have to in every universe because they are meant for each other even in a non sexy way most of the time.
“Wow, I sure am glad all the mysteries ya gave me got solved.” Mika grinned ear to ear and swayed back and forth in happy.
Shu continued wearing pants.
“Yes, I am glad you still enjoy my company despite knowing the truth… perhaps it was always meant to be this way. You are a freak, and I am also a freak. But I will now berate you on account of me being angry for no longer having my husband dave who was a stand in for my first love who i always threatened to leave him for.”
“Oh is that why you keep a picture of NAZUNA NITO in yer office”
“yes.”
Then they decided to make out and also do sex some more in the hospital thing. Shu did not want to do it on the floor when Mika asked him to for a better angle though because that would be too gross.
the end. thank you
