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Haejoon Goh was kicking his feet cutely as he watched YouTube in his dorm room, unaware of the danger that would soon occur. Through the window, you see a faint silhouette. The figure of a blonde man, named Eunyung Baek.
As if he could sense the other man’s presence, Haejoon Goh whipped his head like a horsewhip towards the window.
“Huh… W-What was that… He shivers. “Oh god. I'm getting the heebie-jeebies,,,”
Eunyung said in his mind, “Oh hoh hoh. ur mine Haejoon Goh, mine and mine alone .” He grinned, in his mind saying, “I want you so badly, baby. You’re mine darling.” His eyes dilated just looking at Haejoon. “You are so cute.”
Under his breath, he whispers, “Look at your little feet kicking back and forth, what a cutie pie….”
Haejoon walks up to the window to take a closer look, still cautious. He looks around outside, but alas… he finds nothing.
“Huh... I guess it was just my imagination.”
Once Haejoon goes back to watching YouTube, the figure returns to the front of the window.
Haejoon yawns cutely and tucks himself into bed.
He yawns, thinking, “Oh my god, I’m so sleepy…”
He rubs his eyes like a cute kitty cat.
In his mind, Eunyung Baek thinks, “ Oh u so cute, Haejoon. You is will be mine!!!!” Eunyung grins insanely.
Upon looking at the window, the blonde man is seen holding a rope and a chloroform towel.
“Tonight is the night that you is be mine!!!!!”
Eunyung laughs like a maniac.
Eunyung climbs through the window and stands before Haejoon’s sleeping form.
He thinks in his head, “Awww he sleeps like a baby kitten, how adorable! …u mine now Haejoon Goh.”
Eunyung shoves the Chloroform towel into Haejoon’s face. Haejoon struggles as much as he can and resists.
“GYATT!!!! GYATTTTTTTT!!!!! HUGH KEWKH KEHK COUGH KEKH MFJHM!!!!!!!!”
“Stop resisting honey booYou. Are. Mine! Hide. You .are .Mine!t.” Eunyung states as he locks Haejoon into a lovingly tight embrace.
**In Haejoon’s mind:
“No.. it can’t be…. Is taht… Eunyung Baek….?”
As Haejoon’s vision slowly faded away, Eunyung smiles so yanderiely with heart heart eyes. Eunyung glances at Haejoon’s limp body in his arms and kisses his Super Omega Kawaii nape.
“FINALLY…. Haejoon. u finally mine.”
Eunyung laughs madly and yanderely!
“AH hA HAA hA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Through the slit of a door, a tuft of brown hair can be seen poking out.
Almost instinctively, Eunyung snaps his neck towards the door. The brown tuft of hair jumps and disappears from the crack of the door.
Eunyung grabs a concealed knife from his pocket and dashes towards the door.
“Who’s there……~ Anyone who interferes with me and my darleing…. Will Die. Smiles Insanely .”
The brown tuft of hair can be identified as Juwan Park, another inhabitant of the dorm room.
“AHHHHHHH!!! Oh nah!!! The blonde twink turned yandere and is kidnapping Haejoon Goh!”
Juwan screamed as he ran through the hallway with Eunyung Baek chasing him with a sharp yandere knife.
His eyes dash around all over the place, looking for an exit or hiding place. This continues until his eyes land on a closet, Juwan runs into the closet praying that blonde ass twink hoe doesn’t find him and shank him.
“Come out com out.. Wherever u are… little poop head….”
Juwan prays in his head to Wanan and Whatafruit to save him. Oh Wanan, Oh Whatafruit. Please, come and save me from this blonde twink! I hate EunHae! I want them DIE!
As he prayed, Eunyung's fast footsteps came to a stop. Then suddenly, the closet door opened and there he was.
“Found… u….~ Heh. heh. Heh. heh. Heh……….”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE BLONDE TWINK GYATT ME!!!!!!”
To be continued.