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It was a normal Sunday morning for Class 1-A. It was the weekend so they didn’t have any classes and everyone was sitting in the common room watching TV together except for Deku. Deku had gone out to get a magazine he was obsessed with. The entire class was obsessed with it but they would never admit that, especially Bakugo. Bakugo would never admit to liking something so nerdy even if his boyfriend was obsessed with them.
“Hey Bakubro, do you know when Deku’s gonna be back from getting the magazine?” Kirishima asked from the floor.
“He said he was coming back about 5 minutes ago so he should be here in 5 minutes” Deku and Bakugo always texted each other updates on where they were so neither of them would be worried.
“I heard that this is the first time an underground hero is going to be featured in the magazine!” Mina said from the floor where she was leaning into Kirishima.
“Yea I heard that it’s gonna be Hawks, a less known hero, and an underground hero!” Uraraka chimed in
“Haven’t they featured Hawks waaaay too many times already? I want to see some girls!” Everyone simultaneously gave Mineta a death glare as he said this.
“Everyone! We should wait for Midoriya to get here before discussing what’s in the Magazine! Lets a-” Iida was Interupted by the 1-A dorms slamming open as Deku ran inside.
“Guys I have it! Let's all look at it together!” Deku shouted as he ran to the biggest table in the room so everyone would be able to see the magazine.
Everyone else rushed towards the table Deku was at, abandoning the movie they were all watching. Once they all got there, Deku flipped to the first page. The first page had hawks on it. He was under the camera, looking up at it. His wings splayed out behind him and some feathers hovering around him. He wore a black tank top that had yellow lines with black cargo pants. Above his head were the words ‘Hey there’ written in a bold red font.
“Oh come on, no one cares about hawks at this point! Go to the next hero!” Bakugo said, Deku was spending too much time on this page and he wanted to see who else was on the magazine.
“Yea go straight to the Underground hero! We wanna see who it is!” The rest of the class chimed in, all saying similar things.
Deku did as they said and flipped to the next hero. This hero was Present Mic, he sat on a ledge with one leg propped up and one leg laying flat on the ground. He also had a big speaker next to him with music notes hovering around him. His hair was in its typical style and he wore a loose white T-shirt with Jeans and had headphones around his neck. Above his head were the words ‘Plus Ultra!’. Deku didn’t spend much time on this page as he also wanted to see who the underground hero would be.
As Deku flipped to the third hero, everyone’s jaws dropped. It was their homeroom teacher, Aizawa. He had his back to the camera and was looking over his shoulder with his hands in the pockets of his cargo pants. He was shirtless. His back had two scars on it, one coming down from his shoulder and one on his waist coming from his lower ribs. His hair was in a half up, half down style and it accentuated his eyes.
Everyone in the class was thinking the same thing. Aizawa looked hot in this magazine. There were only three dots on top of his head, no words. You could see every single muscle in his back.
“There’s no way That's Aizawa right? Like there's no way he can look like that...” Mina said before trailing off.
“Oh that’s him. You can see the ‘I’m gonna kill you all’ look in his eyes.” Deku said before taking a picture of the page. “We have to print this and put it all over the school. Aizawa might kill us but it would be worth it.”
Everybody else instantly agreed and set to action. They used the printers from class 1-B’s dorms, Denki’s boyfriend Shinso was able to get them in without causing any problems. They were able to print 1,427 copies of the page in full color before the printer ran out of ink. They then headed back to class 1-A dorms to make a plan.
The next day:
As the students of class 1-A walked into class, they were all a nervous wreck. They had spent the entire morning putting up the picture of Aizawa from the magazine and he was definitely going to be angry. Several students from other classes had already come up to them asking if the ‘hottie from the pictures’ was their homeroom teacher. They had all confirmed it and now people were taking pictures of the pictures and spreading it around even more. To top it all off, they had put the original magazine in front of his and Present Mic’s door so he was definitely going to see it.
They were all gathered in the center of the classroom when they heard heavy footsteps running towards their classroom and people shouting. Shit, they were screwed.
“Code Black! Everyone get out!” Denki shouted
Once they heard ‘Code Black’ everyone rushed to the windows. Koda got birds to carry him down from the window, Todoroki made a slide for the majority of the class, Deku jumped out using One-For-All, and Bakugo exploded Todoroki’s slide once everyone had already gotten out, ensuring that Aizawa couldn’t follow them. They had made this plan during the beginning of the school year. They all knew that they were and elite form of dumbass and they made an escape plan for a situation like this, calling it ‘Code Black’
“Run! He’s lowering himself using his capture tape! Hurry to the dorms!” Bakugo shouted as he saw Aizawa waste no time in chasing after them.
They all ran to the dorms and locked themselves in, Aizawa couldn’t get them once they were in here. They had an agreement that stated that the dorms were a safe ground where no violence could happen. Everyone started laughing hysterically as they pictured Aizawa walking around school, seeing himself shirtless everywhere. This was one of the best days of their life, and now Aizawa couldn’t get to them. They were safe now, right?
Aizawa’s perspective:
Those little shits were going to be broken and bloody from training tomorrow. At least he could go home to his husband now and didn’t have to suffer through the kids asking about the magazine. He never should’ve agreed to going shirtless.