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He was assigned a mission, a mission that while thought to be easy, was proven quite difficult.
At first, Kaiser thought that it would be like every other mission he’s had until he was told the name of the person he had to assassinate, Donald Trump.
Kaiser thought it had to be a mistake, there was no way HE was going to assassinate THE Donald Trump.
Yet, here he is. Waiting for the perfect moment to take aim and fire.
This mission couldn’t involve him messing around in any kind of matter, as this was an ex-president who was heavily protected by a handful of bodyguards at every given moment.
Kaiser crouched further down, making sure he was fully covered by the bush in front of him.
He groaned as his back started to hurt from crouching for so long, trying to get the perfect shot.
After waiting for what he thought was an eternity. He saw it, the perfect shot, laid right before him.
Kaiser quickly readjusted himself and aimed precisely to get the perfect headshot he wanted.
‘3, 2, 1 FIRE!’ he shot the bullet and closed his eyes, grinning, happy that his mission had finally came to an end.
However, what he didn’t expect to see when he open his eyes again was the so called ex-president still alive.
He missed.
HE MISSED?
Kaiser froze in shock, trying to process the fact that for the first time in his life, he missed.
However, that shock didn’t last too long, as the sounds of people yelling broke him out of his daze.
He quickly got up and started running to get out of there as soon as possible.
While running, he took out his phone and frantically looked through his contacts trying to find a certain someone.
‘Fuck where is he..FOUND HIM!’ Kaiser swore as he clicked on the contact and put the ringing phone towards his ear.
ring ring ring…
“ What do you want, Kaiser?” the man on the other line sighed
Kaiser gulped ashamed of what he was about to say
“Kaiser? Did something happen?”
“God damn it, Kaiser! Answer me! Did something happen?” the man
Kaiser tched before he spoke
“I missed.”
…
“I fucking missed, Ness.”