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Haejoon and Eunyung walk into an alley, trying to find those fucking bastards who kept trying to fight Haejoon. Haejoon and Eunyung kept looking into different alleyways for them. And finally, they heard some “weird noise.”
Weird kissing sounds were coming from one of the alleyways.
“What the heck is that noise??” Eunyung questioned.
“I don’t know, how should I know?” said Haejoon, obviously annoyed.
Eunyung rolled his eyes. “Let’s go check it out, they might be making out with some girls!” Eunyung said not knowing what was going to appear in front of his eyes.
Haejoon and Eunyung walked into the depths of the alleyway, feeling anxious and excited at the same time, awaiting what was at the end of the alleyway.
To their unknowing surprise, the boys were all making out with…. each other?!
“Oh…” Eunyung said, his voice filled with disgust.
“Oh is right..” said Haejoon, his tone filled with hatred towards the “fags.”
The four boys all stopped kissing each other and whipped their heads around to face Eunyung and Haejoon, with panic filling their bodies, they all stepped away from each other.
“H-How did you find us..?” one of them asked.
“How the fuck did we find you?” Eunyung asked in a rude tone, “We could hear your faggy fucking kissing noises from a million miles away!” he said in a grossed out voice.
“I fucking hate gay people like you.” Eunyung said.
“For once I agree with you.” Haejoon replied.
“How could you be so hateful?” a different boy asked.
“Because you’re FAGS, I hate people like you. Boys kissing are disgusting!” Eunyung yelled across the alleyway.
“No…” one frightened looking boy said, “No… they’re right.” he said, with a joyful expression on his face. “My mother always says fags should burn in Hell! We shouldn’t be accepted into society, boys should NEVER kiss boys.” he shouted, jumping up and down while clapping his hands.
“Whatever.” Haejoon said, “I gotta let my mad dog out now. Every single time I see a gay person, I just wanna beat them up.” he yelled.
“Yes, I love beating up gay people, Haejoon! I lo-“ Eunyung half yelled, “Let’s beat them up, this will be suuuper funny!” he said excitedly.
“Wait, are you still gonna beat me up? Even though I said I don’t wanna be a fag anymore?” the now sad looking boy asked.
“Yeah, we kinda HAVE to. You were still kissing boys, and I don’t like that.” Eunyung laughed in the boys face.
Eunyung pushed the sad, religious boy to the floor, making him hit his head against the brick wall of an unknown building. The boy rubbed his head in pain. Haejoon looked at Eunyung, and started pushing all the boys to the ground. The both of them started to kick them all, anywhere they could. Some of them started to bleed, bruise, and cough in pain. Eunyung spotted a golf club propped up against the alleyways’ wall, and grabbed it.
“This’ll be funny!” he said with an ugly expression on his face. Eunyung then spotted a bat directly next to it. “Ooooh, my little lovey dovey - I mean, Haejoon can use this!” He thought to himself. He picked it up and ran back over with both items in each hand, handing him the bat.
Eunyung and Haejoon start going to town with their new weapons, bashing every part of their bodies with them. Their brains, flesh, and blood start to fly everywhere, covering Haejoon and Eunyung with it. When they were done, they throw their wrecked tools at their bodies. Once their eyes focused, they finally saw it. Something they have never seen before.
“Eww… are their brains…. made out of rainbows?” Haejoon asked disgustedly.
“Yeah… like that time I threw up!” Eunyung said, unknowingly.
“Oh man… I really don’t want to get caught. Let’s dispose of the weapons before anyone notices!” Haejoon said.
“Yeah… I guess so.” Eunyung replied, grabbing the tools and Haejoon grabbing the dead bodies, throwing them all in the dumpster.
“Uh… Haejoon?” Eunyung said.
“Yeah?” He responded.
“What would you think of me if I was a faggot?”
Eunyung asked, worriedly.
“To be honest… I’d think that’d be pretty cute.” Haejoon said, a light blush spreading across his face.
“I think I might be a little faggy for you.” Haejoon admitted.
“Really?” Eunyung said excitedly, “I know we hate gay people, but I guess it’s okay if it’s just us!” He said happily.
“Yeah. You’re pretty cute like that.” Haejoon said.
“Shut the fuck up, you’re literally ugly.” Eunyung said. “Just kidding, I think you’re pretty cute too! But don’t tell anyone or me and you are gonna have some problems.”
“Whatever you say, baby!” Haejoon said with a weird looking smile on his face.
“Wow, you’re so ugly.” Eunyung said. “Let’s kiss!” He continued.
“Hot diggity dog,” Haejoon said with an excited smile on his face. “let’s get to it!😄”
And then they kissed, and threw up in each other’s mouths a little.
“Ewwww” They said at the same time.
“First, you stink up MY room and then throw up in my mouth??” Haejoon said. “You’re so nasty! But I still love you.”
“Oh.. thanks I guess.. I love you too. I guess.” Eunyung said. They walk out of the alleyway, holding hands and covered in blood. The end.
Credits to moni so hot for writing this entireee thing with me ❤️ thanks babycakes love u