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Group: 3RACHA (3 members)
JiSwag:
heyyy hahah sooo
funny story
yknow i always try my bestest to be nice to everyone
so just keep that in mind before u hear this
anyway
*CRAZY* story actually!
i was just going for a walk yknow, getting my daily does of that sweet sweet vitamin D when my phone buzzed and my roommate texted me that he needed my help with something
probably something urgent
and me, being the helpful responsible friend that i am, of course rushed home
but when i got to the dorm building (and this is the crazy part!)
guess what haha?
yeah so my cat actually stole my keys before i left the dorm without me noticing! so they weren't there when i needed to get in
my cat jumped on the hanger, climbed into my pocket and grabbed the keys with his little paws, before dragging them down on the floor and hiding them somewhere
it really isn't my fault for not noticing it earlier
so haha yeah
long story short, i'm locked out of my dorm
someome help pls?
BEANIE:
Don't you live in a single dorm? I thought you didn't have a roommate
Chris97:
Yeah, and you're allergic to cats
Pets aren't even allowed in the dorms
JiSwag:
hey!!! i'm just saying what happened, theres no need to overanalyze my story or anything haha
of course i wouldn't make it up or anything
haha why would i do that???
Chris97:
Probably because you don't want to admit your own mistakes :)
BEANIE:
lmao mood
JiSwag:
NOOOO ahahhahhah me?? no i would never!! haha
...anyway
is anyone gonna let me in, oooor.........
Chris97:
Yeah I'm coming, just had to make sure I didn't leave without my room keys! :)
JiSwag:
hey no need to flex on me >:(
Chris97:
Also you know you don't need keys to enter the building itself? Keys are only needed for the rooms
The front door has a code, as you probably know
BEANIE:
Ji
Would u like a low qualiti spining rat for moral support?
JiSwag:
OH BOY, WOULD I!!!!!
OF COURSE i wanna see a low quality spinning rat!!!
BEANIE:
Okay nice, here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VbIYzB4H6s
JiSwag:
THIS!!!!!!
THIS RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
this is why the internet was invented.
everyone else can go home, youtube has officially peaked
Chris97:
That was certainly an experience
Did any of you try to turn on captions on the video?
BEANIE:
no why?
Chris97:
Try it yourself
JiSwag:
YO WHAT
LMAOOO
BEANIE:
Did we get Ji back into the building yet?
Chris97:
Oh yeah he's inside!
I'm guiding him back to his dorm right now
BEANIE:
Can't he walk by himself?
Chris97:
Yes he could, but I don't trust him. :)
He's laughing too much to walk straight
JiSwag:
NOT MY FAULY THO
spinning rat go brr XD
Chris97:
Truly one of the youtube videos of all time
BEANIE:
lol true
Group: 5KZ (5 members)
Jeongin:
Somebody is playing Katy Perry very loudly in the hallway, can whoever is doing that please turn it down?
Minho:
It's not me
Jeongin:
Well duh
you're not in the hallway
so back to the 2010 pop songs
where is it coming from???
Minho:
I have a suspicion, but I'm not sure and I don't want to make any hasty assumptions
Jeongin:
Yeah same
hang on I'm gonna ask
@Seungmeong is your roommate by any chance blasting Katy Perry songs at a volume loud enough to break the sound barrier??
Minho:
why are you tagging that guy :/
Jeongin:
So he sees my message, obviously??
Minho:
yeah but have you considered that means HE will SEE the MESSAGE??!
Jeongin:
That's kind of the point...?
Minho:
I vote we kick Seungmin out of this chat
and nobody voted against me so it's 1-0 for kicking him out, great, he's getting kicked then!
Seungmin:
To Minho – fuck you
To Jeongin – Breaking the sound barrier is what happens when something moves extremely fast, so no, the volume of his music could not break the sound barrier
However, Hyunjin's speaker is indeed turned on
I am unable to comment on the volume of it
Minho:
How in the fuck are you unable to comment on it when I can literally hear it to the floor above where he is?!?
Seungmin:
Noise canceling headphones.
Fuck you Minho
Minho:
hEY???!?? I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME??!?
Seungmin:
"This time", maybe!
Do you want me to lower the volume on Hyunjin's speaker or not?
If you kick me out of this group chat, I will be unable to provide such assistance in the future. :-/
Jeongin:
Calm your tits bro, no one's kicking you out
Minho here is the one who hates your guts, the rest of us are chill
Minho:
hey it's not only me!! Jisung has him blocked and Hyunjin's username on tiktok is literally "seungmo.no1.hater"
Hyunjin:
HEY???
No need to doxx all my socials behind my back like that 😤
Seungmin:
You have that username displayed in your discord profile, so he didn't give out any information you didn't already share yourself
Also, it wasn't behind your back. It was quite literally right in front of your face.
Hyunjin:
MAYBE, but HE didn't know I picked my phone up right this second!!! From his pov, it was behind my back!!!
Minho:
...did Seungmin just defend me??
Jeongin:
Nah not intentionally, he was just saying it to prove Hyunjin wrong
It didn't have anything to do with you
Minho:
That makes so much more sense
Seungmin:
Yeah Minho, don't think I like you.
Minho:
Nah don't worry, I would never think that ;)
I always expect the worst when it comes to you
Seungmin:
Glad to hear that. I return the sentiment.
Minho:
Nice
Hyunjin:
...how is that nice
what the fuck is your friendship even??
Minho:
Oh NO
NO no no no no no
We are NOT friends! Don't think that for even a second
Seungmin:
Minho is my greatest enemy.
Minho:
Yeah exactly!!
Jeongin:
oookay......
honestly I'm not even gonna bother anymore, if you two wanna severely maim each other that's fine with me
Just don't wake me up in the middle of the night with the arguing
Felix:
uhm... guys?
i think god just returned my lost phone to me?
Jeongin:
Lmao
Felix:
no i mean like... literally, god was outside the door with my phone
am i drunk maybe??
Jeongin:
Yeah that sounds strange
Anyway, Hyunjin.
Hyunjin:
why did you put a period after my name ??!??! D:
Jeongin:
:)
You know what you did.
Hyunjin:
I already turned the music off!!
what else did I do??!
Jeongin:
No no that's exactly it, the music was extremely annoying
Seungmin:
Hey, how about we kick Hyunjin out instead?
Hyunjin:
YOU LITTE SHIT!!!
AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YOU????
Where is the RESPECT??!??!?
Minho:
Hey remember when the last server admin gave up and made Seungmin his successor?
Then Seungmin said, and I quote, "I have enough matters to deal with already. I do not need to be a ringleader as well"
Anyway what I wanted to say is that Seungmin gave admin privileges to Jeongin and I think we should be a bit more afraid of him now
Felix:
whats a ring leader??
Minho:
The highest position at a circus
Felix:
...
tbh i can't even argue with that :p
Jeongin:
YEAH BITCH im the boss!!!!😎
Minho:
Don't swear :/
Jeongin:
okay, sorry Minho
Minho:
:)
Hyunjin:
hey guys lets be afraid of minho instead!!!
Seungmin:
No.
Minho:
oh??? "NO"?????
Face me. The parking garage, 3 am SHARP, no guns only knives
Seungmin:
Deal!
Hyunjin:
omg are u guys gonna fuck 😱😱😱
Minho:
WE'RE BRINGING KNIVES AT 3 AM
WHAT KIND OF SEX ARE YOU USED TO HAVING ?????????
Hyunjin:
none at all! ^__^
Felix:
ace pride, more like ASS pride amiright ahahhahah
btw im saying that your ass is nice
Hyunjin:
awww thanks lix! <3
Jeongin:
...
you guys
are SO fucking weird
Minho:
What did I say about swearing!!!
Jeongin:
SORRY MINHO :(