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Zubin stared at his tamales in delight, he almost drooled at the sight of them, god.. toes curling, he gripped onto the table and began to pant, daydreaming of how he would fuck those tamales up so hard,
as he wad about to grab a tamale, the unthinkable happened.
dome mydterioud ass guy swooped in and swiftly grabbed the pipinh hot tamales from zubins reach, the man fell onto the floor and ran out the door.
zubin quickly stood up from the large wooden chair across from the table, sliding his big tescos flip flops on and pushing open the door.
as he ran outside he began to scream "GIVE ME MY TAMALES!!" his mexican accent dripping thick froom hid big drooly mouth, he tried to quicken his pace and sucddeded, zubin managed to catch up to the man who stole his tamales.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING TAMALES!!!!!!!!" zubin cried out once more, the pain in his voice could be obviously felt. he eventually grabbed onto the man hard, pushing him down on the floor, "lets see who the FUCK you are, and who you think you are stealing MY tamales." zubin said, his voice dripping with anger, his brows furrowing as he flipped the man onto his back.
zubin pulled down the hood, only to see long white locks. he studied the man for 1 minutes, which felt like 2 hours to the one below zubin. he took a large breath and began to take off the mans mask.
"oh my god. what the fuck."
"YOU?"
"YOU STOLE MY FUCKING TAMALES?"
zubin screamed at not only than the infamous dave strider, he bashed daves head against the concrete roughly, causing dave to let out a small grunt of pain.
zubin swiftly grabbed his half dirt covered tamales and looked at them, his eyes sparkling with delight as he opened his mouth, a big daddy long legs flew in but he didnt care.
it felt like it was just him and the tamales, nothing mattered other than the sight before him, tamales. all he could think about was tamales.
he shoved the tamale in his mouth eagerly. he let out a sigh of pleasure, chewing roughly as his mouth burst with flavour, he felt like he won.
dave watched in horror as zubin gobbled up the tamales like fatkat, zubin eating with his mouth open causing little bits of tamale to fly onto his face, he groaned in disgust.
the end.