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the seat of the lord

Summary:

“Had I known that thou moanest so prettily, I would have forsaken mine birthright sooner.”

“Rellana—!”

“Moons above, thou blushest so lovingly.”

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Or: in which the Impaler takes his joyful place upon his favorite throne: the Twin Moon Knight's lap... and her strap-on.

Notes:

Hi again! My Messmer/Rellana (Moonfire?) brainrot keeps going quite strong, and I wanted just so badly to write Rellana pegging Messmer, so here's another little fic! This one's kind of experimental, dialogue-only, but I might one day upload a version of it that has more than just dialogue.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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the seat of the lord


 

 

 

“Had I known that thou moanest so prettily, I would have forsaken mine birthright sooner.”

 

Rellana—!

 

“Moons above, thou blushest so lovingly.”

 

“Rell, I cannot hold on much longer—”

 

“Just a little bit more. Canst thou, dearest? Please allowest me to hear thine bliss for a while longer.”

 

“O... O Grace... O, my love…”

 

“Such a good boy thou art, Messmer... My Messmer…”

 

Princess…!

 

“My, such fiery eagerness… Was it something I said? One wouldst think thou are riding into battle rather than merely bouncing on the artificial cock of thine lover.”

 

“Please…”

 

“Please, what? Use thine words…”

 

“Faster, Rell… A-aaaah… Plungest deeper… Holdest me back no longer... I beg of th— O—!

 

“F-fair enough… Better now, my dear?”

 

“M-much more so... O... Ooo...! Hngg... And yet I need... I need…”

 

“W-what more?”

 

“I…”

 

“What is it, sweet princeling?”

 

“T-touch me…”

 

A-aaah... Manners, Mer… D-didst thou not want to be a good boy...?”

 

Ungh… Please… I beg thee Rell… My love… Touchest me…”

 

“Touchest thou where?”

 

Fuck… Such a tease thou art…”

 

“Well?  I am —aaaah— I am waiting…”

 

“M-mine cocks…! Please, just… Touchest my…”

 

“So polite…! Alright, alright… Good boy, Mer… Good boy… Dost thou like it… this way…?”

 

“A-aah... Ahh... Yeeeeesss… Such vigor... O, Rell…”

 

“Coming undone suitest thou so well… Thou art such a fine work of art…”

 

“Thine passion… Thine words… A-aaaah… Gods above, what is it that thou dost to me…”

 

“O, if only thou knew the things I would do unto thee each and every night, were we to share bedchamber…”

 

“Mayhaps… Ah… A-aah… Mayhaps a move back to the Black Keep with me is in order…”

 

“Mayhaps… But what manner of Sword would I be if I… aaaah… left mine post…?”

 

“T-the one I yearn to be the scabbard of…”

 

Fuuuck…! Fuck, Messmer…”

 

“Heh … Am I... Am I truly a good boy?”

 

Fuck! Yes... Mine… Mine… Mine good b— aaaaaah…!

 

O-ooo…! O heavens, o fuck…! Rellana…!

 

—shitshitshit—! Keep bouncing, do not stop—! O, thou takest mine cock so well…!”

 

“Rell... O, Rell...! Sword of mine…! My love…!”

 

“Comest with me… Mer...!”

 

Y-yeeeees...!

 

“Comest with me, my sweet princeling… My dear husband… Comest, comest, com—! OW—!

 

Ugh … Didst... Didst the chair...?”

 

“Collapse...? Haha… I am afraid so… At least it hath the decency to wait till we finished…”

 

“Mine apologies, sweetheart… I shall make sure the woodworkers maketh a better one as soon as I return to the Keep…”

 

“A Carian chair if thou pleasest then, the likes of those we would use on moongazing nights. We need something sturdier than this…”

 

“Indeed…”

 

“ … because I have plans aplenty to defilest thou again and again in this manner.”

 

Rell—!


“Heh … There is it again, thine sweetest blush. Comest now, my liege, let us return to my bedchamber and I shall ask to get us a bath drawn.”

 

 

 

Notes:

And this was "the seat of the lord"! Thank you so much for reading! <3

Fun fact: you can also blame the existence of this fic on the recent-ish Elden Ring update that added a solitary chair to Rellana's moongazing grounds at Ensis castle because, naturally, one of the first things that came to my very horny brain was these two fucking on the new chair. So you could kinda consider this fic the origin story of that chair I guess asdsddsgdsjfh may that new Carian chair give better service to these two than the one in this fic, lol.

Anyways, see you all around (probably soon)!

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