Wade finds the perfect gift for Peter. Spoiler: it is not the perfect gift.
“Merry Christmas!” Wade presented a poorly wrapped gift to the back of his boyfriend’s head.
“No,” Peter said flatly, never looking away from his computer screen.
“What do you mean no? You don’t even know what-“
“It’s your dick in a box.”
Wade set the box down with a huff. “Touche, Parker, touche…but you just wait until I grow a new one back,” he warned as he backed out of the room.
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