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[July 30th]
Set contact: Tsukki Middle-Blocker
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Conversation with: [Tsukki Middle-Blocker]
[August 2nd]
13:01 > Tsukkiiiiii
13:02 > hey Tsukki my man, my bro, wassup
13:05 > who is this
13:06 > guess
13:08 > Kuroo
13:08 > nope! Guess again
13:09 > It’s you, isn’t it
13:09 > well fuck, u got me
13:10 > There’s only like three people who call me Tsukki. And Bokuto doesn’t have a cell phone
13:11 > damn you’re good
13:11 > Not really
13:13 > so anyway, how’s practice?
13:14 > Why are you doing this
13:14 > doing what?
13:16 > Making conversation
13:17 > are we not friends?
13:17 > can we not converse without ur suspicion?
13:19 > No
13:20 > you wound me, Tsukki
13:21 > Good
13:22 > fine, then. I see how it is
13:22 > and here I was thinking we’d finally started to get along by the end of training camp
13:23 > in the end, it was all a lie
13:25 > Dramatic
13:25 > woe, thy name is Kuroo Tetsurou
13:27 > Stop
13:27 > only when u start giving me answers that are longer than 1 word
13:27 > Please stop
13:28 > improvement! that’s two words!
13:29 > I can count, you know
13:29 > holy shit, five? it’s fucking christmas
13:31 > Bye Kuroo
13:32 > farewell, my little crow-bro
13:33 > I’m taller than you
13:33 > And I’m not getting sucked back into this goodbye
13:34 > (¬‿¬ )
[August 7th]
18:55 > yoooo
18:59 > Goddammit Kuroo
19:00 > hey ;)
19:02 > Knew I should’ve blocked you
19:03 > How did you even get this number?
19:07 > Sawamura doesn’t lock his phone
19:08 > so trusting, yet so naive
19:10 > You stole his phone just to get my number
19:10 > why
19:10 > because
19:11 > because why
19:11 > I love it when you’re curious ;)
19:11 > I hate you
19:13 > why
19:13 > because ur such a joy to talk to, of course
19:13 > Right.
19:14 > and maybe so I could keep tabs on my young middle-blocking protégé…
19:15 > ofc
19:15 > This is why Daichi thinks you’re scheming. Because you always are.
19:17 > Sawamura thinks I’m scheming? awww I’m blushing
19:18 > Was not a compliment
19:18 > was too (˘⌣˘ )
19:35 > u still haven’t told me how practice is going
21:10 > Tsukkiiiiiii
0:49 > goodnight Tsukki
0:50 > Gtfo
0:53 > goodnight ;)
[August 11th]
6:40 > Lev says hi, by the way
12:01 > Can you, like, not text me at such an ungodly hour
12:02 > hmmm. might be difficult. my fingers tend to type of their own accord.
12:04 > I hate you so much
12:05 > love u too, sweetheart
12:05 > Airplane mode it is, then
12:05 > what no
12:06 > Tsukki nooooooo
12:08 > rude
12:09 > ANSWER ME
12:15 > u actually did it, didn’t u
12:15 > well in that case…
12:15 > T
12:15 > S
12:15 > U
12:15 > K
12:15 > I
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12:16 > H
12:16 > I
12:16 > M
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12:16 > A
12:16 > V
12:16 > E
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12:16 > B
12:16 > U
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12:16 > T
12:16 > L
12:16 > O
12:16 > A
12:16 > D
12:16 > O
12:16 > F
12:16 > U
12:16 > N
12:17 > R
12:17 > E
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12:17 > A
12:17 > G
12:17 > E
12:18 > S
15:28 > 45 MESSAGES
15:29 > WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KUROO
15: 42 > (*¯ ³¯*)♡
[August 15th]
11:55 > so I was thinking…
11:58 > that’s a first
11:59 > u know what goes well with everything?
12:00 > do I want to know
12:00 > ketchup
12:01 > u know what else goes well with everything?
12:01 > peanut butter
12:02 > I don’t like where this is going
12:02 > I made a sandwich
12:05 > Gross
12:06 > the verdict: edible. like maybe a 5.7 out of 10
12:08 > still there?
12:10 > T
12:10 > S
12:10 > U
12:10 > STOP
12:10 > hi ;)
12:11 > I’m glad ur still here to witness my culinary genius
12:11 > I so don’t want to hear about your cooking ever again
12:11 > If that even counts as cooking
12:12 > I’ll grill it next time. there. cooked. done.
12:14 > Boku says it needs meat
12:15 > like maybe a salted mackerel, or a pork chop…
12:15 > Are you trying to be disgusting
12:16 > maybe some honey mustard…
12:17 > Get out of my phone
12:17 > some cereal for added texture…
12:18 > If I puke it’s your fault
12:18 > marshmallows…
12:19 > That is it I’m telling Daichi about this harassment
12:20 > are u with sawamura rn?
12:22 > Yes. Practice starts in eight minutes
12:23 > will u do me a favour, Tsukki?
12:23 > No.
12:23 > will u flirt with him for me?
12:24 > Wtf
12:25 > it’s been too long since I’ve seen him, he’s probably feeling deprived
12:25 > What is wrong with you
12:26 > they haven’t settled on a diagnosis yet
12:28 > I have to go. I have to do literally anything else other than having this conversation.
12:29 > I wish u a most productive practice!
12:31 > and don’t forget the flirting! I believe in u, Tsukki. make him swoon.
17:05 > Daichi wants to know how many numbers you stole from his contacts list
17:06 > did u do the flirting
17:06 > Yes you two are engaged now congrats
17:09 > I always wanted an autumn wedding!
17:11 > He’s buying the dress as we speak
17:12 > Whos phone numbers did you steal
17:15 > yours, shrimpy’s, and manager’s. the third-year, the one Yamamoto likes.
17:16 > lol you took Kiyoko’s
17:17 > mostly to hold over Yamamoto’s head. He’s been doing my math homework for a month already. fuckin sucks at math tho
17:19 > omg he’s pissed
17:19 > shit
17:20 > RIP Kuroo it was nice knowing you
17:21 > that might be the nicest thing u ever said to me
17:22 > o(〒﹏〒)o
17:22 > nvm I will dance on your grave when Daichi kills you
Conversation with: [Sawamura Thigh-ichi]
[August 15th]
17:22 > DELETE IT KUROO!
17:23 > hello to you too
17:24 > You do NOT have permission to contact Kiyoko DO YOU READ ME!
17:24 > fine
Are you sure you want to erase contact: “Cute Manager Girl”?
Contact erased.
17:27 > done and done. btw u need a password for ur phone dude, srsly
17:28 > Well I have one now, thanks to you.
17:29 > is it ur birthday
17:29 > No.
17:30 > is it Suga’s birthday
17:35 > Sawamuraaaaa
17:37 > For crying out loud!
17:37 > Not anymore it isn’t.
17:38 > loooooooooool ur so predictable
17:39 > p.s. u should go for it Suga is totally into u
17:40 > Goodnight, Kuroo.
17:42 > right, I forgot it’s past ur bedtime. gn Sawamura <3
Conversation with: [Tsukki Middle-Blocker]
[August 19th]
7:05 > [Attached Image]
7:07 > [Attached Image]
7:08 > [Attached Image]
7:42 > Kuroo wtf is with all the cat pictures
7:42 > at seven am
7:44 > I was inspired
7:44 > figured u might miss me so I sent some selfies
7:45 > I do not miss you
7:46 > ow harsh
7:46 > How could I possibly miss you we’ve been talking so much
7:48 > wait this is so much
7:48 > it’s been 4 days
7:48 > ur not very social are u
7:55 > Stfu I have friends
7:56 > One convo with you tides me over for the week
7:58 > whatever u say dude
[August 23rd]
8:10 > less than a week until u get to see this magnificent mug again!!
8:11 > practice maaaaaatch
8:13 > it’s gonna be sick we’re getting so good
8:13 > Lev is blossoming like the gigantic Siberian flower we always knew him to be
9:45 > ffs stop texting me in the mornings
9:46 > Why are you of all people out of bed so early
9:49 > running. I have to maintain this gorgeous physique somehow
9:50 > You’re seventeen and play volleyball like six days a week
9:51 > seven, lately
9:54 > You don’t need the exercise
9:55 > is that another compliment? ur too kind
9:56 > Fuck off, that physique of yours is made entirely of salt pork and French fries
9:57 > You’re one to talk about healthy habits
9:59 > tis I, the frenchiest of fries.
10:15 > I REFUSE
[August 25th]
22:23 > do you ever just
22:29 > just what
22:30 > I don’t have an ending for that sentence I just wanted to start a convo
22:31 > Do you ever just wish you could throw your phone in the deepest of oceans so Kuroo fucking Tetsurou would finally leave you alone
22:33 > rude
22:34 > I know when im not wanted
[August 28th]
23:39 > tomorrow, tomorrow
23:40 > I see you, tomorrow
23:49 > go to sleep
23:51 > sing with me Tsukki
23:52 > you’re only a day awaaaaaay
23:55 > You would be into musicals. I bet you’re obsessed with Cats
23:56 > midniiiight, not a sound from the pavement….
23:57 > Called it
23:58 > touch me, it’s so easy to leave meeee
23: 58 > Ew
[August 29th]
0:56 > who’s excited for practice matches?
0:56 > I am!!!
0:57 > and you are too, I know you are. You won’t admit it, but it’s true
1:01 > Go the fuck to sleep
1:01 > can’t, the anticipation is killing me
1:02 > Well at least let me sleep then
1:03 > but I’m boredddd
1:04 > Go look at the stars or some shit idk
1:04 > u know I live in Tokyo right…
1:04 > Yes
1:05 > we have, like one star. On a good day
1:06 > Then google the stars I don’t fucking care just go to sleep
1:06 > good idea
2:15 > gn Tsukki
2:16 > I WAS SLEEPING YOU FUCKER
10:30 > have you left Miyagi yet
10:51 > Someone’s eager. We’ll be there in less than an hour, apparently
11:20 > eager to finish diving drills, more like. we can’t stop til u get here
11:21 > shit g2g
11:29 > Don’t text and dive, Kuroo
11:37 > I see u!
11:37 > well, ur bus anyway
11:38 > so do I get a reunion hug?
11:38 > By hug do you mean punch in the ribs? Then yes, you get a hug
11:39 > I’ll take what I can get
22:49 > Tsukki come over
22:58 > Over where
23:00 > bleachers around the back of the school
23:01 > we need more ppl
23:03 > For what
23:03 > if I tell u, ur gonna say no
23:04 > Well, that makes it easier, then. No.
23:05 > but Tsukkiiiiiiiii
23:06 > I’m not going unless you tell me
23:06 > fine. we’re playing truth or dare
23:07 > You’re right. I’m definitely not going
23:07 > but it’s getting so good
23:08 > Lev just ate a cricket
23:08 > Not helping your case
23:09 > omg I know how to get you over here
23:09 > That sounds ominous
23:12 > put your shoes on, this is your warning
23:12 > I dared Boku to drag you out here
23:12 > he’s really good at the fireman carry
23:14 > Is2g Kuroo if h
[August 30th]
17:30 > all good things must come to an end, I suppose
17:37 > thank god
17:38 > I’ll never forget you, sweet, impressionable Tsukki
17:38 > I’m not dead Kuroo
17:39 > u were once a tiny caterpillar
17:39 > and now u have metamorphosed into a beautiful middle-blocker butterfly
17:41 > what
17:41 > Im serious ur different. like you’ve actually got ur head in the game
17:42 > Im like a proud papa :’)
17:43 > where’s Sawamura when u need him, we need to have a tearful father-to-father hug
17:51 > Daichi is indisposed
17:51 > He’s kicking the shit out of Tanaka rn
17:51 > Dunno what he did but it looks painful
17:59 > RIP Baldy
18:05 > Tanaka’s trying to run away
18:06 > Through a moving bus on the highway
18:06 > Oh shit Ukai got involved
18:08 > RIP in pieces
18:11 > He’s not going to make it out of here alive
18:15 > Agh everyone is yelling
18:15 > This is a very small bus, yelling is not required
18:18 > they’re doing it specifically to spite u
18:18 > I think you’re right. The one fucking time I don’t have my headphones on me
18:20 > p.s. I still can’t believe u did all those sprints last night
18:21 > Don’t
18:22 > I mean, was it even worth it? we’re not going to judge or anything
18:22 > Fucking
18:22 > ur secret would be safe with me, u know
18:23 > Yeah no
18:23 > u can’t see it but im making a really irresistible pouty face
18:23 > hold on I’ll send a pic
18:25 > [Attached Image]
18:26 > how can u say no to that
18:28 > Not working
18:29 > not even a little bit?
18:29 > Even when you pout you still look evil
18:30 > im cursed
18:30 > tell meeeeee
18:32 > After you made me do suicide runs? You think I’m just going to give in?
18:32 > We had a deal Kuroo. You fail truth or dare, you do suicide runs. They can’t be taken back.
18:33 > that was yesterday, this is today
18:34 > come on, who could it be anyway? is it a guy? is that why u don’t want to tell me?
18:35 > because u know I’ve dated dudes before
18:35 > this is not, like, new territory
18:41 > I’m assuming ur silence means im right
18:43 > I hate you
18:43 > knew it
18:44 > now will you tell me?
18:45 > When hell freezes over
18:46 > omg is it someone on ur team
18:47 > is it freckles? you hang out with him a lot
18:49 > or maybe its Sawamura
18:49 > I wouldn’t blame u. those thighs
18:50 > its not the angry one is it
18:50 > cause I can tell you right now he’s a taken man
18:51 > Shrimpy may be short but if he goes for the knees ur fucked
18:54 > HAHAHAHA oh god no, not Kageyama
18:55 > ok good we can do this by process of elimination. one down, 11 to go
18:56 > Ten to go
18:57 > but aren’t there twelve of you?
18:57 > I can’t have a crush on myself dumbass
18:58 > You really do need help with your math hwk
18:58 > Anyway, still not doing this goodbye
19:00 > aw no come back ive got it narrowed down!
19:05 > Tsukkiiiiiiiiii
19:09 > until I obtain further information, im gonna assume it’s freckles.
19:42 > Its not freckles
19:44 > yessss two down! Nine to go