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My upstairs neighbor jerks off every night… How do I ask to join?
Hanbin_127: 5 days ago
Title says it all. Advice?
gyubbie12: 5 days ago
THE TITLE DOES NOT SAY IT ALL
Hanbin_127: 5 days ago
Which word is confusing for you 🤨gyubbie12: 5 days ago
? whats with the additudeHanbin_127: 5 days ago
No attitude here 😣 Just genuine curiosity.
raeraerae: 5 days ago
ok op i think we can solve this. have you tried a few different methods yet?
Hanbin_127: 5 days ago
Nothing I’ve tried so far has workedraeraerae: 5 days ago
well what have you tried so far?Hanbin_127: 5 days ago
Nothingraeraerae: 5 days ago
🙄
Overjunoo: 4 days ago
I’m just wondering what is going through your head when you type and post something like this
Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
Thoughts. Hope this helps.
garry193: 4 days ago
just go ask him ? idk
Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
And then I’ll hit up Beyonce. Let’s be reasonable here.garry193: 4 days ago
well… i tried! any more context that you’d like to give?Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
He’s hot. I see him sometimes, and I hear him a lotgarry193: 4 days ago
hear him doing what ?Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
Did you even read the post???? Media literacy is at an all time low.
mattnotpatt: 4 days ago
i think i can help!!
okay first: you need to assess what kind of man he is
second: find out how you’re going to phrase this question. such as… “hey, want to hang out?” vs “hey i listen to you masturbating, let me in on this!” notice how the second one is much more creepy, right?
Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
Do you think he’ll want to circle jerk?mattnotpatt: 4 days ago
? did you just ignore everything i saidHanbin_127: 4 days ago
Hmm.. but if theres only 2 of us is that really a circle? Maybe a parallel line.Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
Let’s parallel jerk.mattnotpatt: 4 days ago
so actually lets lets start by asking him how his day is going .Hanbin_127: 4 days ago
Good idea. Thanks.batmanluvr: 4 days ago
ur so weird man 😭
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[UPDATE] My upstairs neighbor jerks off every night… How do I ask to join?
Hanbin_127: 3 days ago
Not really an update because I didn’t actually do anything, but I did find this on his twitter.
riktheman: 3 days ago
you found his twitter?? 😭😭😭😭
Hanbin_127 3 days ago
Yes. I found it legally.
zhangXXhao: 3 days ago
oh cool!! thats me in the post haha
zhangXXhao: 3 days ago
NOW WAIT A MINUTE… WHY IS MY MASTURBATION SCHEDULE BLASTED ON REDDIT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭riktheman: 3 days ago
ur the one that blasted it on twitter im cryinzhangXXhao: 3 days ago
ok trulverlser: 3 days ago
IS IT YOU?? YOURE THE NEIGHBOR?? feels like im meeting a celebrity…zhangXXhao: 3 days ago
aww… stop 👀Hanbin_127 3 days ago
Sorry. Didn’t mean to dox you Sir.zhangXXhao: 3 days ago
you posted a picture of my twitter and ‘didn’t mean to dox me?’ 😭😭Hanbin_127 3 days ago
Well yesHanbin_127 3 days ago
Seems he found out I was talking about him. Curious…
r/help MOD: 3 days ago
→ THIS THREAD IS BEING FROZEN. A NEW SUBREDDIT HAS OPENED UP FOR DISCUSSIONS ON THIS MANNER. PLEASE MOVE ALL FURTHUR DISCUSSION TO r/masturbationguydownstairsneighbor
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r/masturbationguydownstairsneighbor
What the hell
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Did you guys really make a whole subreddit for me.
gyubbie12: 2 days ago
yes i wanted to keep everything in order!! to summarize for the newbies here
1- hanbin wanted to join this guy in masturbating
2- he asked reddit of all places
3- he found his twitter
4- he got his masturbation schedule
5- he has still not contacted the dude
6- the dude found the subreddit and is confused as hell
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Okay now I’m here to fact check since you guys love spreading misinformation.
1- True
2- True
3- True
4- True
5- True
6- True
7- Truegyubbie12: 2 days ago
I cannot do thisHanbin_127: 2 days ago
Check the facts go check that Check the stats go check that
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clearing up the air.
zhangXXhao: 2 days ago
for starters, YES i am that guy. YES i think this is my celebrity moment. YES i will be signing with an agent and taking advantage of this 15 minutes of fame.
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Do you need any help with any that? I might know a guy.
zhangXXhao: 2 days ago
actually yeah… when you get the bravery to knock on my door then ill get the detailsHanbin_127: 2 days ago
Oh… tentative.
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update
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
I saw him in the hallway today. I dont think he knew it was me.
zhangXXhao: 2 days ago
bro obviously i did not i do not know who you are
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Are you sure? Did you walk by a beautiful man today?zhangXXhao: 2 days ago
r u asking if i walked by a mirror? 😉gabe123: 2 days ago
OH HES SMOOTH…Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Did you really not see me? :( I was by the gym elevator doorzhangXXhao: 2 days ago
sorry i was looking at my phone. next time call my name !!Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
Okay… I guess I will work up the braveryzhangXXhao: 2 days ago
fighting!
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can i add sprinkles to applesauce
wookieboo: 2 days ago
i think it would sound good. but im not sure ?
EDIT: sorry wrong subreddit! usually the r/cooking subreddit is the one trending on the home page LOL did not expect to see this shit show so high up.
Hanbin_127: 2 days ago
I think that would taste yummy actually
wookieboo: 2 days ago
thanks for the recognition… its like talking to a celebrity ofmgfglfg
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live action adaptation in the works?
jiwoongluv: 2 days ago
does anyone know when the anime adaption of the masturbation guy and his downstairs neighbor is coming out?? i want to see this animated
Official_Jaehyun: 2 days ago
Talking to my agents right now. We’ll solve this
jiwoongluv: 2 days ago
okay wonderful.
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question
Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
How do I block someone here on reddit. I don’t like some of you guys
gyubbie12: 1 day ago
who are you trying to block
Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
User gyubbie12gyubbie12: 1 day ago
okay just press control + f4 and yell his name into the computerHanbin_127: 1 day ago
Done.
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trying to live in peace…
zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
downstairs guy im gonna need you to stop yelling
Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
So Sorry.
gyubbie12: 1 day ago
I CANTTT WTFF HOW DID THAT WORKKKKKK. 😭Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
Starting to think I’ve been set up…zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
are they bothering you hanbinHanbin_127: 1 day ago
A little…zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
take some time away from the screen if needed <3Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
You are too kind… Omg. Now I need you even more 😣zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
u know what to do king! 💪Hanbin_127: 1 day ago
Do I??zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
yes just trust your heartHanbin_127: 1 day ago
Thank you, maybe I willzhangXXhao: 1 day ago
you’ve got me on your side dont even worry about thatHanbin_127: 1 day ago
Really?zhangXXhao: 1 day ago
yesHanbin_127: 1 day ago
My heart is beating so fast… what do I do…
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Made my decision!
Hanbin_127: 12 hours ago
Alright. I think this has been going on for far too long. Let’s just come to a conclusion. What’s the move.
mattnotpatt: 12 hours ago
as far as im concerned this is a YOU problem. like only you. like literally only you problem.
Hanbin_127: 12 hours ago
Should I just… ask ?mattnotpatt: 12 hours ago
if only someone told you that 4 days agoHanbin_127: 12 hours ago
Good point. Where are those thought thinkers when you need them.
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About to make a move!
Hanbin_127: 10 hours ago
Can I get some hype?
mattnotpatt: 10 hours ago
u got this
raeraerae: 10 hours ago
LETS GO HANBIN!
zhangXXhao: 10 hours ago
ill wait by the door dont worry.
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[IMPORTANT UPDATE]
zhangXXhao: 8 hours ago
THE UPDATE THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR IS HERE!!!! alright, so… hanbin visited me. and honestly… hes kinda ;) like ;) ik you guys know what i mean… teehee teehee teehheeeeee TEEHEE like i lowkey like… i rly think hes so cool and… TEEHEE i keep giggling sorry
gyubbie12: 8 hours ago
what was he like in person?? im so curious
zhangXXhao: 8 hours ago
actually really cute and pretty normal? idk why his posts were so strange?? i was expecting a lot worse.Hanbin_127: 8 hours ago
Thanks. I love you toozhangXXhao: 8 hours ago
now i dindt say all thaat..zhangXXhao: 8 hours ago
alright fuck whateverzhangXXhao: 8 hours ago
love u
raeraerae: 8 hours ago
i feel like im watching history happen.
wookieboo: 8 hours ago
this is what dreams are made of
jiwoongluv 8 hours ago
we got masturbationguy and downstairsneighbor together before gta 6 this is insane.
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Second Meeting: Soon!
Hanbin_127: 6 hours ago
I got the balls to ask him on a date tonight. I realized that asking him to just jerk off with me was strange. So, we will go on a date and THEN jerk off together. Maybe more will come. Who knows.
wookieboo: 6 hours ago
YOU HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF
Hanbin_127: 6 hours ago
I am an honest manwookieboo: 6 hours ago
CLEARLY…
riktheman: 6 hours ago
can we keep this subreddit up? id like to see the progress of their relationship.
Hanbin_127: 6 hours ago
Yes. I will treat it as a diary of my loveriktheman: 6 hours ago
both cheesy AND adorable… im jealous i need a love like thisHanbin_127: 6 hours ago
Don’t hate the player, hate the gamezhangXXhao: 6 hours ago
you tell him babyriktheman: 6 hours ago
NICKNAMES ALREADY???? someone out there… anyone….gyubbie12: 6 hours ago
hey lol 👀
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In shock
Hanbin_127: 5 minutes ago
Oh he’s so wonderful in bed. Pressing my head to the ceiling doesn’t do him justice. Holy shit.
riktheman: 5 minutes ago
ALREADY IS INSANE???
wookieboo: 4 minutes ago
these insane details are crazy but you know what… a wins a win WE DID IT~~
jiwoongluv: 4 minutes ago
feeling like a proud parent
zhangXXhao: 3 minutes ago
come out of the bathroom baby
Hanbin_127: 2 minutes ago
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?zhangXXhao: 1 minute ago
ROUND 2 ROUND 2 ROUND 2Hanbin_127: Now
You get me ♥️