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Thursday Morning
Bitty (9:15 AM) - Ugh, remind me to never get high with you again XP
Jack (9:16 AM) - I don't get the joke Shits.
Bitty (9:17 AM) - It's not a joke though! I slept for like 9 hours and I'm still tired…
Bitty (9:17 AM) - And I'm pretty sure I recorded something for my vlog? Lord, I hope I didn't try to upload it.
Bitty (9:19 AM) - Also, Shits??
Jack (9:20 AM) - Did all the weed finally get to your head? Or maybe it was the tub juice
Jack (9:21 AM) - Either way, I've got a game today, you know that. I have to practice
Bitty (9:21 AM) - We have a game today? Umm, wait.
Bitty (9:23 AM) - Oh Christ, I am so sorry! I think I got the wrong number, this is a new phone and I meant to text my friend Lardo!
Bitty (9:23 AM) - I might still be high I'm not sure ><
Jack (9:24 AM) - It's fine, no need to apologize. But I do have to ask, Lardo?
Bitty (9:24 AM) - Oh! Yeah, it is a pretty strange name, it's a nickname.
Bitty (9:25 AM) - Weren't you the one calling me Shits though?
Jack (9:27 AM) - Touché.
Bitty (9:27 AM) - Sorry if this seems rude, but you said you had practice? I just don't want to keep you from it!
Jack (9:28 AM) - Yes, thank you for reminding me
Jack (9:28 AM) - Um, I'd better go then.
Jack (9:29 AM) - Goodbye.
Bitty (9:29 AM) - Bye :D
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Thursday Morning
Bitty (9:39 AM) - Lardo!! :$ :$ :$
Lardo (9:44 AM) - woah, it's too early for that many emojis in a row
Bitty(9:45 AM) - It's nearly 10 :/
Lardo (9:45 AM) - again: too early.
Bitty (9:46 AM) - It's warranted though! Lord, my cheeks are still bright red.
Lardo (9:47 AM) - ok bits, let's hear it. what happened this time? did you stare too long at the floppy haired library guy and run into a pole?
Lardo (9:47 AM) - or maybe you left a pie too long in the oven and the edges are slightly browner than they should be?
Bitty (9:48 AM) - Oh my gosh
Bitty (9:48 AM) - If it's too early for emojis it's also too early for chirping!!!
Lardo (9:49 AM) - never too early for that bitty, you know that
Lardo (9:50 AM) - ok ok, spill. what happened?
Bitty (9:50 AM) - Well, you know how this is a new phone? I tried to text you this morning and I got the number wrong and ended up texting some random person!
Bitty (9:51 AM) - And I feel like I was really rude even though the person didn't seem mad.
Bitty (9:51 AM) - What do you do in these situations? I can't bake them an apology pie!
Lardo (9:53 AM) - first of all, you don't have my number saved? cmon bits
Bitty (9:54 AM) - I'm a lazy person, you know this ><
Lardo (9:57 AM) - yeah i do. and secondly it doesn't sound like too big a deal. if they weren't mad and nothing bad happened I'd just let it go.
Lardo (9:57 AM) - or you can text them again if you want
Bitty (9:58 AM) - But what would I even say? I feel like it was so weird!
Bitty (9:59 AM) - Is it possible I was still high? Bc it felt like I was.
Lardo (10:00 AM) - dude, you took like two hits and fell asleep, there's no way you're still high
Lardo (10:00 AM) - you admit that you want to talk to them again though?
Bitty (10:01 AM) - No!
Bitty (10:02 AM) - Well, kinda. Idk. It's not like we had an actual conversation, but they seemed kinda unique and some of the things they said made me curious
Bitty (10:02 AM) - When I first texted they thought I was their friend who they called “Shits”??
Lardo (10:03 AM) - bro, you obviously want to text, so just do it. and if it turns out bad, it doesn't even matter
Bitty (10:03 AM) - Yeah, but still…
Lardo (10:05 AM) - i’ll make it easy. i double dog dare you to text them, and if you don't i'll put you in a room with johnson for our next away game
Bitty (10:06 AM) - Didn't we outlaw double dog daring after the Haus on Fire incident?
Bitty (10:08 AM) - Besides, I like Johnson! He's...nice?
Lardo (10:09 AM) - apparently, our dear captain doesn't even sleep. he just draws and mumbles and looks out the window/at you all night
Bitty (10:10 AM) - ...Fine. I'll text them, but just not today.
Lardo (10:12 AM) - that's my little jock. come by the haus after your afternoon class and we can dissect those texts while you bake something
Bitty (10:12 AM) - You're just after me for my baked goods aren't you?
Lardo (10:13 AM) - you caught me ;)
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Thursday Noon
Johnson (12:23 PM) - heeey how's my favorite lil protagonist. just wanted to say I'm stoked about this new fic, tho I think this au can be cliche and overdone lmao. still, got high hopes for you in this new media :)
Bitty (12:24 PM) - Umm. Thank you, Johnson?
Johnson (12:24 PM) - no prob, thanks for the cameo!