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“Dude! That wasn’t fair!”
Rocket was complaining after a one-sided round of Phighting. His team had lost to a Conquer round against Sword’s team, with a huge 100 point difference. Like a little toddler, he was blowing up a fuse towards Sword as if he was the one who made them lose, stomping around and throwing his rocket launcher around. “Well, your team is full of ranged phighters, including you. Naturally, no one would go to the point…” said Sword, who was trying to calm Rocket down. But Rocket was definitely pissed off, more irritated than before.
“You have Medkit AND Vine Staff on your side! We can’t kill any of you because of them!” Rocket let out his steam and crossed his arms. He rolled his eyes, let out a sigh and avoided eye contact with Sword as they walked towards Zuka’s truck. Sword looked down, dismayed at Rocket’s reaction to that round. He just wanted to have fun with his friend, but it turned out this way. Sword stepped up inside the truck while Rocket followed after.
…
The ride back to Crossroads was uncannily quiet and awkward and Rocket hasn’t calmed down yet. All Sword could hear was the sound of the truck engine and the blowing of the cold air from the AC. Rocket’s defeat was still etched inside him, still avoiding any contact with his “best friend”. Sword was starting to worry that their friendship might start to be strained because of what occurred earlier, so he thought he must do something to address this.
“Rocket, it’s alright. It’s not our fault— don’t blame me or yourself…” Sword patted Rocket’s back, trying to improve the mood of his best friend, but it didn’t quite go to where Sword wanted. Rocket was more pissed off after he heard Sword’s words.
“Shut up! Don’t be so cocky after being the MVP!” Rocket punched Sword to his shoulder as hard as he could.
“Ow!” Sword rubbed his shoulder after receiving that jab from him. His white, scarred skin slowly turned red as his shoulder slightly got inflamed. “Bro, I was just trying to lift your spirits up and this is how you’re going to pay me back?!”
“Shut up and suck my dick!” said angrily by Rocket while giving Sword a middle finger. His face was fuming red and his nerves were popping out. Zuka seemed unfazed by this situation and just kept driving. He doesn’t have the energy to deal with all of Rocket’s shit.
Sword’s mouth opened wide as he heard and received that insult. “Language!” he shouted to Rocket. He was greatly disgusted by Rocket’s vulgar words.
“Dick! Cock! Balls! Tits! Clit!” Rocket added more fuel to the fire. Sword was more infuriated and disgusted at what he was hearing from Rocket’s mouth. He placed his palm on his ears. “Ew, dude! Watch your mouth!”
Rocket scrunched his face up after seeing Sword’s reaction. “Wow, Sword. You’re already 24 and you’re still disgusted at those words? It’s already 2025. Time to mature, big boy.” said by an immature brat. “You sound like an innocent virgin boy,” he added.
“It’s because I still am! Dad took great care of me!” Sword placed his hand on his chest, as if he was seemingly proud of that accomplishment. “Pure and clean! Unlike you…” He pointed at Rocket with a disdainful look.
“Pussy.” Rocket said one word.
“Stop it!” Sword returned his hand on his ears, preventing any foul words contaminating his mind.
“You really are an innocent virgin boy…” It seems that Rocket’s claim was indeed real and true. He suddenly chuckled after learning that fact.
“Why are you laughing?” asked Sword.
“Oh, nothing.” Rocket kept chuckling. Sword was definitely confused but he decided not to pay attention to this strange behavior. Rocket was smiling again, so he thought that the situation had calmed down.
…
“...Say, Sword. Have you ever… touched yourself?” Rocket asked all of a sudden, curious about Sword’s innocence. He wanted to determine how far Sword’s innocence really is.
“Touch myself?” Being a goofball that he is, Sword placed his finger on his skin. “I always touch myself. Why do you ask?”
“Let me repeat this, you always touch yourself?”
“Yeah…?”
“How frequent?”
“Everyday… Rocket, I don’t get why you are asking me all these obvious questions.”
Rocket snickered as he heard all these statements from Sword. “Hahaha—! You really are innocent!” His arms were wrapped around his stomach as he cackled from what he heard.
Sword was puzzled, he couldn’t understand what Rocket was implying with those lines of questions. “Rocket, why are you laughing?” He tilted his head as he asked Rocket about it.
“Sword, let me tell you this.” Rocket placed his hand on his shoulder, about to reveal something to the innocent Sword. His eyes were moist from all of that laughing, he couldn’t stop himself from chuckling. “Touching yourself means jerking off.”
“Jerking off…?” Sword was even more confused.
“Masturbation, Sword. Masturbation.”
Sword’s face flushed up, his skin turned red like a cherry. Sweat started pooling all over his body and his eyes widened as the truth revealed to him. His body was as hot as a volcano from that embarrassment.
“AHAHAHAHA! I CAN’T BELIEVE I CAUGHT THAT ON TAPE—!” He waved his phone in front of Sword. On the screen was the voice recorder. Rocket pressed the play button on the recorder on his phone.
“Let me repeat this, you always touch yourself?”
“Yeah…?”
“How frequent?”
“Everyday… Rocket, I don’t get why you are asking me all these obvious questions.”
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Rocket was having a field day from Sword’s embarrassment. He finally got his revenge after his loss against Sword. He played Sword’s recording repeatedly, enjoying it every second.
“STOP IT!” Sword tried to take hold of Rocket’s phone, but Rocket managed to evade his hands. No matter how hard Sword tried to reach his phone, he was always blocked by Rocket. Sword couldn’t grab the phone due to the rocketeer’s swift agility. “Delete it right now or our friendship’s over!”
“Okay, okay!” Rocket pressed the file and ‘deleted’ it. “There!” He showed Sword that the file has been ‘deleted’.
“Thank you, Rocket. We shouldn’t bring up this topic again,” said Sword.
“Cock.”
“Stop it, will you!”
“Ahahahaha!”
…
“...Hey, Sword. I’m just curious.”
“If it’s one of your dirty tricks, I’m not talking to you again.”
“No, no, I’m just curious. If you really are an innocent virgin boy, then your penis must be uncut, right?”
“Of course my pee-pee is intact. Why would I cut it off? I can’t pee without it.”
“Ahahaha! You’re really naïve, Sword! For your information, cut means circumcised.”
“O-Oh, circumcision… Well, my father thought those were pointless, so yeah it’s still intact.
“Really?” Rocket was having a hard time believing his words that he required some proof for that assertion. Rocket suddenly slid his hand underneath Sword’s pants and took a hold of the soft penis. He pulled Sword’s dick out and inspected it, checking if the foreskin is really intact. “Hey, what are you doing—!” Sword was shocked.
“Oh! It really is intact!” The small flap of skin was still present at the tip of Sword’s little sword. “Look how cute your foreskin is!” Rocket played with the excess skin in Sword’s sword.
“S-Stop it, Rocket…” Sword’s face flushed up as it was the first time someone had touched his private parts. He felt a tingly sensation at the tip of his cock as Rocket kept playing with the little foreskin. Due to Rocket's sensual touch, blood started coursing through Sword’s dick, slowly erecting up as it pooled up with blood.
“You seem to like it, huh? Naughty boy~” Rocket smirked as he felt the little sword hardening up. The glans of the penis started to pop up as it continued to enlarge. “You really take good care of your sword, huh?” Rocket started to slide his hands up and down, the excess skin softly caressed the tip of the sword, massaging it in a tender way.
“S-Stop it, Rocket! Not with your dad here…!” Sword whined and pleaded as he held Rocket’s wrist. Even so, Rocket continued to stroke the thick sword. “Rocket! This is so inappropriate—!”
“Shh. He won’t notice if you just keep your trap shut. Also, he’s way too tired to give a fuck. His mind is too focused on the road. ” Rocket kept on doing the same motion over and over again. His hand gave some warmth to Sword’s dick as he grasped the joystick. Sword was whining softly, conflicted whether he should stop Rocket or not as he was quite enjoying this yet felt guilty about it. It was some guilty pleasure. “ Aren’t you gonna stop me~? ” said Rocket.
A clear liquid started flowing out from the tip of Sword’s dick and it lubricated his sword and Rocket’s hand, allowing for a more pleasurable experience. “W-What the fuck is that?!” Sword was terrified at what he saw. “D-Did I release my semen? Oh, this is so embarrassing…” Sword hid his face out of shame and guilt.
“Dude, that’s just pre-cum."
“S-Still…! It has the word ‘cum’ on it! ” Sword covered his eyes so as to not see the unholy action they were doing behind Zuka. Despite that, his body was embracing that strange feeling— a sense of electrocution spread out throughout his body as Rocket kept massaging his sword. His whines become more and more audible.
“Let’s spice things up a little bit, shall we~ ” Rocket gave Sword a smirk. It seems that he was about to do something new. “W-Why are you looking at me like that?” said Sword.
Rocket slicked his hair back with his hand and opened his mouth up. He placed his head on top of the mighty sword and inserted it inside his mouth.
“Ah~! ” Sword was shocked at what Rocket did. Rocket’s moist, warm mouth gave a new feeling to Sword’s cock. It felt like a blanket softly caressing his sword, giving all the affection towards it. “Rocket! That’s so unsanitary! ”
“Shuh uh! (Shut up!) ” said Rocket while a large cock was in his mouth. His tongue moved around the sword and circled around its circumference. The combination of smooth and rough texture of Rocket’s mouth emits a new feeling that was unlike his hand. It felt really good for Sword that his body was starting to twitch from the sensation. Rocket moved his head up and down, similar to the motion of his stroking earlier.
Sword could hear and feel Rocket’s soft moans as he tasted every inch of his cock. It seems that he wasn’t the only one enjoying this. Sword’s hand was placed on top of Rocket’s head as he was giving him a blowjob. His mind was now focused on finishing this whole act rather than coming to a stop. Sword felt something accumulating inside him as Rocket continued that circular motion. Sword's body tensed up as the sensation slowly excited him. He felt like something was about to explode.
…
Just as Sword was close to his climax, the truck had arrived in front of Sword’s house. With that, he forced Rocket to stop whatever he was doing to his cock. He grabbed his hair and pulled his head out. A string of saliva connected Rocket’s tongue and the tip of Sword’s cock and the steam from his mouth was visible. His cock was twitching as the accumulation was halted— it remained erect. Sword’s delight came to a stop.
“What’s wrong?” asked Rocket. He wiped his soiled face with a handkerchief.
“Dude, my stop’s here! I have to go!” Sword placed his erect cock back to its cave and got out of the truck. Sword looked back at the window— Rocket was waving at him, his hands were dripping wet from Sword’s precum.
“Bye Sword~” said Rocket, before the truck sped away from Sword.
Sword was quite disappointed that the awesome feeling he felt during the trip came to a stop. “ Sword! What the hell were you thinking! ” Sword slammed his head with his two palms as his mind was contaminated by that dirty shark. He looked down at his pants, there was a huge bulge sticking out from his pants, leaving a noticable imprint. It seems that his cock was still erect— after all, Rocket teased it a lot. He tried to cover his erection with his cape in order to avoid any attention towards it.
“...Dad shouldn’t know about this…”
Sword opened the door and entered his home.