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You are Caliborn and Equius is resting on top of you. You are engaging in "Domestic Bliss," as it's called. Your hands fumble for the right position, as her head gently rises over the breaths in your chest. One falls into place on her scalp, your claw-tips nestled in her mildly tangled hair; you still hover the other awkwardly in the air. The Lord Of Time shouldn't have to ponder so deeply on such trivial things, you think, so you just let it flop down wherever it chooses. It lands quickly on Equius' above-pec area. You don't know what that area is called. The. Between neck-and-tit area. Anyways, it startles Equius awake. Her warm, heavy weight slightly shifts on top of you, and she lifts her head up to look at you inquisitively. This is one of the rare moments she doesn't wear her sunglasses, so you get to witness the beautiful transition between her thick eyebrows and her pale bluish-gray eyelids.
"D--> What did you do that for
D--> That woke me up
D--> Ow," She complains in monotone, her voice cracking subtly.
"I. WANTED TO PUT MY HAND DOWN. AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE. SIMPLE AS THAT." You explain, as a level-headed boy would do. You refrain from calling her a dumb woman. Because, even though it's. Sort of right. You are chivalrous now. A Consogynist. You've turned the leaf of Prosogyny over. You're woke now.
"D--> But you dropped it on me so suddenly
D--> I mean
D--> I suppose I cannot complain
D--> I've caused you many a pain with my STRONG grip
D--> Sorry," She glances away, ashamedly. You scowl at this.
"NO."
"D--> What,"
"DO NOT SAY THAT."
"APOLOGIES. ARE FOR WEAK BABIES. AND I LIKE YOUR STRENGTH. IT IS WOMANLY. IN THE BEST WAY. YOU ARE THE BEST WOMAN. AND I LOVE YOU."
"D--> Oh
D--> Thank you
D--> I love you too
D--> I'm sorry for apologizing," Her head tilts towards you a little more. You take it as an invitation.
You sit up a little, so you can reach her lips with your... skeleton. Lip area. Equius' mouth opens slightly, and you eagerly slide your forked tongue into her mouth. The taste of her mouth is warm, and a bit tangy. She doesn't hydrate much, on account of executive dysfunction. Neither do you, on account of a strict meat-and-candy diet. But cherub systems have evolved to thrive off of the little moisture in meat and even less moisture in candy. So you don't taste bad. You think.
Equius moans, gladly taking your slithering tongue and enjoying it's texture against her's. You breathily giggle, because she's really cute. And needy. And you love the attention.
Then she breaks the kiss, attempting to lightly push your head away. It feels much more forceful, but you know she was trying to be soft. Still, you complain about it, in protest. You're woke now, remember. Woke people do the "protest."
"WHAT THE FUCK!" You furrow your brows confusedly. You wanted a makeout sesh. Why'd she stop.
She flips over, rotating to have her stomach rest on yours. Your eyes are right next to eachother. Equius' gaze is so beautiful, you lose your train of thought. Her eyes are so radient. She grips the back of your head, and resumes your kiss, pressing against you and deepening the kiss on her side. Her other arm scrambles for your hand, and she finds it, interlocking your claws with her fingers. You whimper in joy, relishing the hand-holding.
She widens her eyes, and you see this as neither of you close your eyes while kissing. Closed-eye kissing is the stupidest romantic action, ever, and you both agree. Anyway, she widens her eyes at your whimper, deep blue eyebags joined with freshly-deepening blue blush. Her hips jerk into you, but she then lifts herself up and looks at you scaredly. You tilt your head, confusedly.
"D--> Sorry
D--> Sosrry
D--> I don't know if you want that
D--> It's just that
D--> You feel really good
D--> And sound
D--> Really
D--> Pretty
D--> And I," Equius stops there. Half because she doesn't want to go on, and half because you interrupt her.
"WHO CARES. LITERALLY. WHO CARES? DO WHATEVER YOU WANT."
"D--> Really" Equius tilts her eyebrows up, almost beggingly.
"D--> So this," She leans back onto you, and you slightly grunt with the heavy pressure back on you, then she thrusts a little more. A faint, new pressure grows and presses between your legs. You mostly ignore it. Looking into your eyes, her voice goes breathy.
"D--> Is
D--> Okay for me to do
D--> And I'm not
D--> Violating you,"
"YES? I DON'T CARE IF YOU TWITCH." You furrow your browbones deeply. This conversation is deeply confusing you. And the weird wriggling. And you want more kissy-kissy makeout.
Equius squints her eyebrows, and you growl in frustration. "WHAT NOW?"
"D--> Um
D--> Sorry
D--> It's just that you referred to it
D--> As a 'twitch'
D--> You do know that's me humping you
D--> Correct"
"WHAT?"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN."
"D--> Like sex"
"???" You make a confused noise. This is really freaking you out.
"THEY DO THAT. IN COITUS? IN DISGUSTING, REVOLTING, HUMAN COITUS?"
"D--> I don't know about that
D--> But certainly in troll coitus
D--> Yes"
You feel relieved. "OH. OKAY. FORCE OF HABIT. SORRY."
"D--> What does this mean"
"CONTINUE?"
Equius' mouth goes agape, and she squints. It stutters in openness, and then she closes it. Clearly thinking better than to question you. Ha.
Instead, she opens her mouth again to, again, resume your makeout. You purr in pleasure, that she obeyed you. At this, she resumes thrusting into you, and whimpers against your trill.
"D--> Hhhhh
D--> Thank you
D--> Thank you Caliborn
D--> I want to make you feel good," She says as the growth between her legs continues. You realize now, that that's probably a bulge. Okay. As long as it's not human sexual relations, it's probably normal and fun. God, (Yourself,) you hate humans. She lets go of your hand and gently slides her other hand out from under your head. You moan, upsettedly. She panicks, eyes flashing back and forth.
"D--> Hold on
D--> Hold on please
D--> My lord
D--> I just need to," She says between breaths, and she sort-of lowers her head so that her back curls up, so she can glance at her belt. You liked Equius calling you lord. You'll let her do whatever it is, if it's quick.
She fumbles unbuckles her cargo shorts,. Her unbuckled shorts reveal red boxers, which you think might be purposefully your blood color. Theres a soft blue tint to her dick-area soaking through the fabric, and you blush deeply seeing the outline of her bulge. You trill excitedly, and she lets a breathy giggle out in reaction.
"D--> You're so cute," Equius breathes as she lifts her head back up, and looks up at you with puppy-dog eyes. She slides down her boxers. You feel a wet, thick tentacle writhe against your jeans.
"H. HOLY SHIT." Your voice cracks a little, realizing the reality of the situation. You're about to bone your girlfriend.
"D--> Um
D--> Please take down your pants too
D--> Unless you're uncomfortable
D--> I don't want to scare you
D--> HhPlease," Her bulge twists around a little.
Your eyes widen, and you sort of. Say nothing. You don't know what to entirely do.
Take off your pants. Yeah. Okay. Right.
"OKAY. UM. HOLD. ON," You lift your pelvis up and wriggle the baggy jeans down, unwilling to unbuckle your belt. Too much work. And all the little holes confuse you.
You have never jerked off before. You don't really know what to expect. You look at Equius pleadingly, willing her to understand.
"D--> What
D--> What's the issue
D--> What did I do wrong," Equius' voice cracks at the last word, and she looks despaired. You panic.
"NO. NO YOU HAVEN'T DONE WRONG. I JUST. ISJSUTDONTKNWOWWWHATSEXISREALYL"
"D--> Pleas,e repeat that
D--> I didn't understand,"
"IJUST. DON'T KNOW. WHATSJRXIS."
"D--> What what is,"
"SEX.NNNNN. I MEAN. NOTREALLY. NOT REALLY."
"D-->
D-->
D--> Oh
D--> It's okay Caliborn
D--> What should I do," Equius looks away. Ashamedly?
"UM. JUST. DO. WHATEVER? I'LL ADJUST. I AM STRONG. AND COOL. AND HANDSOME AND INTELLIGENT. I WILL LEARN."
"D--> Hhhh
D--> Um
D--> Okaythank you
D--> Master
D--> Sorry," She says, and you can't tell if it's an apology for calling you master, or how she immediately slides down your boxers. They're also red, by the way.
Your also-tentacle-esque dick is somewhat out, -- you think you're aroused -- and it is immediately met with a squirming, desperate, much longer tentacle rubbing against it. Equius lifts her head up to be seen by you, and she rolls her eyes back in pleasure, her shaky breath very audible. The sight is magnificent, and you like the way your dick is being wrapped around by her's. So you learn from her behavior, and tilt your hips upward hesitantly. The sensation is really, really pleasant. You moan out, and this causes a chain reaction of her thrusting harder into you and you making pathetic little noises at the sensation. Her bulge clenches around yours, as if it's milking you. You wonder how autonomous troll dicks are, as yours seems very uncontrollable. Do humans deal with that too?
The subtle fluids spreading from Equius' bulge seep downwards, and reach your cloaca. Your breath hitches, and Equius takes notice.
"D--> What is it
D--> Are you okay
D--> Are you
D--> Enjoying this,"
"Y. YES. IT'S JUST-- THE. MY CLOACA. THE HOLE. IT. THE. NNNF." You whimper in frustration, lacking the words to describe the mostly-awkward but sort-of good-feeling liquids dripping down your. Pelvic. Area.
"D--> Do you want me to touch it," Equius tilts her eyebrows in question.
"UM. YEAH. YES." You say, hesitantly. Not really. But it works, in communicating this stuff.
She lifts up on one side, her weight distributing unevenly and crushing you just a little. She slithers her arm down and feels around. Then she jerks into you, in surprise you guess?, as her fingers make contact.
"D--> Hh
D-->Ssorryum
D--> Sorry I
D--> Can I actually," She never finished her sentence.
Her dick uncurled around yours, and you furrowed your brows in anguish. "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING. I WANT MORE DICKSNUGGLES." You growl.
"D--> Please just
D--> Hold on please," Equius glanced back at you with a begging expression. God, you two suck at communicating. It's hard being two fucked-up aliens with bizzare fetishes and stunted growth. (on account of Equius being ghost-revived from 6 sweeps, and you being. Eternally 11-units in the brain, you guess!?! Fuck.) It's hard being two fucked-up aliens with bizzare fetishes and stunted growth, and nobody else understands.
Equius' eyes rolled back, her eyelids sort-of fluttering, as her bulge rubbed against the entrance of your cloaca. You tensed in surprise, jerking upward, and she thrusted into you. It was an unfamiliar feeling, and you weren't so sure whether you liked it or not. There was pain to it, but you enjoyed the sort of... filled-up feeling? Ugh. This is weird. You whine in uncertainty.
"D--> Hhhhhhhh
D--> You feel really good
D--> Thank you
D--> Thank you Caliborn," Equius whimpered out, slowly thrusting deeper into you. Your breath grows heavy as you try to cope with the pain. Ffffuck. You remind yourself that you have bitten off your own leg before. And been beaten up by a bitch named June. You can handle a little pain. Hhh. Ow.
You also want more dick-feels. I mean, it's rubbing against Equius' tummy, which does feel nice, but you want the curled-up squeeze-squeeze. You whimper.
"EQUIUS. EQUIUS. MY DICK DEPARTMENT IS GOING IGNORED. I DON'T LIKE IT. CHANGE THAT."
"D--> Eep
D--> I'm sorry
D--> Can I put my hand there
D--> Instead of my bulge
D--> I want
D--> I," Equius cuts off in a whimper, and speeds up her thrusts for a few seconds.
"OKAY. YES. DO THAT."
And so she does, sliding her arm down and wrapping her hand around your slowly-extending tentacle-dick. She has a STRONG grip on it. You rrreally enjoy that. You like how tight it feels. You slowly start humping into her hand, the tight grip on your somewhat-wriggling dick and the texture of her sweaty palms being weirdly enjoyable. You roll your head back and moan, in the sort-of raspy way you do. Equius clearly enjoys that, as she speeds up, thrusting deeper into you. You whine in high-pitched surprise at the depth at which you're penetrated. The pain increases way more, for a few seconds, and your whine loudens. And then, the filled-up feeling resurfaces and then it just. It just feels really good.
Equius cuts off your whine-turned-pleasureful-whimper, roughly gripping the side of your jaw and shoving her lips against yours. Your sharp teeth clink together for a second, and that feels yucky. But you're distracted by her humping into you faster, and her wonderful moans, and her tongue presses against yours. She breaks away, for but a moment, to give you praise.
"D--> Hhhh you're doing so good
D--> So so good for me
D--> Thank you
D--> Hhh I'm gonna breed you
D--> I wann
D--> I wanna so badly," Her voice cracks.
"D--> Pppleease Iwanna serve you
D--> I wanna breed you
D--> I wanna makeyou feel so so good," She phrases it like she's begging to make it happen. That's really hot. Hhh. Holy fuck. You jerk into her hand with stunted, quick movements. She moans and reconnects her mouth with yours. You don't even think, shoving your tongue to the back of her mouth, and she sort of gags around it. Hhhhheeheeheehee haahaa haa haa hoo hoo. Hhhhh. H
You grin, eyes fluttering as you take in every sensation. Equius' warm, wet mouth, the tight grip of her hand around your dick, her other hand digging into the side of your neck-jaw-area, the huge bulge being thrusted inside of you, it's faint wriggling, you j- you just- it- hhh- the- Fffffuck you're cumming,youthink, it all feels reallyreally good, an,rd your dick especiall y, ansd your eyelid,s sort of vibrate and it's so, it, Hhh. You hump into her hand faster, and then much slower, riding out the feeling. Hhhh. You feel warm liquids on your stomach. Fuck.
Meanwhile, Equius is pumping her dick into you faster and faster, and you notice a lot more sweat between your's and her body, as she breaks away your kiss and rambles praise and wills that she's gonna fill you up, and that she's gonna be a good girl, and she's gonna breed you, and then
She hold her position inside of you, mostly stagnant, but with a bit of juttering, and she whimpers and moans and it's all so heavenly. This goes on for seconds as your own ejaculation-feeling-thing fades away, and you feel all content and warm.
"D--> Hhh I love you so much Caliborn
D--> I love you so s o much
D--> Are you proud of me
D--> Did I do good
D--> Am I a good girl," Equius' voice is all wiggly, and you think it's really cute.
"YES. HHHH. I LOVE YOU TOO. I LOVE YOU TOO EQUIUS. YOU DID GREAT. YOU'RE A." Your voice wavers, and you feel sort of embarrassed to say it. "YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL. THE BEST. EST."
"D--> Thank you"