Archive of Our Own

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WELCOME TO GCHS TIGERS!!! 🐯
This is the start of your shiny new server

Tuesday, 5:40 PM

-> Chess is here.

-> Welcome, Kate. We hope you brought pizza.

-> call girl just landed.

-> Annleigh O'Daniel! ✝️ joined the party.

-> Mattie Wheeler just slid into the server.

-> Reese!! hopped into the server.

-> Everyone welcome, Eva Sanchez.

Kate: what the fuck is this

Riley Williams!!!!: Well, I thought it'd be a good idea to have a place we can all talk about cheer stuff and scheduling!!

Kate: okay, but why a server? we have less tha. 10 people, can't it just be a groupchat??

Riley Williams!!!!: In case any new people wanted to join the cheer team!

Kate: who on earth would, we suck

and is it even possible to join mid-year?

Riley Williams!!!!: Yes!! I've asked!

Anyhow, I would like to introduce two new additions to the team!

call girl: okay okay wait

first order of business before anything

riley can i have admin perms

Cai: that's an AWFUL idea rye, do not do it

Riley Williams!!!! I don't know if I can really trust you Farrah...

call girl: im sober rn if that helps

its really important i wouldn't ask if it wasnt!!!

just give them to me and ill give them back

Riley Williams!!!!: Do you promise?

Cai: RILEY DONT.

Kate: I AGREE WITH CAIRO.

Annleigh O'Daniel! ✝️: It would be very unwise!

call girl: Replied to Kate: I AGREE WITH CAIRO.

THIS IS FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY. SCREENSHOTTED.

Kate: FUCK OFF.

call girl: blackmail.

Riley Williams!!!!: You know, this really isn't helping your case!

call girl: WAITWAIT. ill be responsible. please! i promise!

Riley Williams!!!!: Alright... I'll trust you! Only because you're apparently sober right now, and the way you're texting is proving it a little

call girl: THANK YOU!!! 

Cai: riley what have you done

evil evil lesbian: yeah what have you

WHAT THE FUCK FARRAH

chihuahua on ecstasy: Farrah, you said you were going to use it responsibly!

Give Admin back, please!

What even is my display name?

Drugs aren't appropriate for cheer!

call girl: YOU ALL HAVE BORING DISPLAY NAMES IM SORRY. SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE.

riley if you let me do this then i promise i wont be drunk during any games!!!

chihuahua on ecstasy: Oh, well if that's the case!

Go for it!

even more evil bisexual: riley i love you but why would you do this to us?

chihuahua on ecstasy: She promised! I'm gonna hold her to it

the exorcist™️: Farrah doesn't usually keep her promises, I want to warn you of that!

Why is my display name "the excorcist™️"

call girl: Video.mp4

the exorcist™️: Why on Earth do you have a video of me screaming "begone S*tan"??? Where did you get this??

evil evil lesbian: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

call girl: it's from last years sleepover, when you walked in on us playing light as a feather, stiff as a board and you were drunk (somehow) so you started screaming that and throwing things at us, causing us to drop captain kimberly and you to lose your cross necklace!

evil evil lesbian: oh my god

i remember that

the exorcist™️: Well, I don't! Delete it right now!

call girl: no i like keeping blackmail

evil evil lesbian: okay but if we're talking about bad display names

what the FUCK is a call girl

call girl: i wouldnt expect YOU to understand kate

Checkers: I think it's a reference song Farrah likes, I've heard her blast it after practice before

call girl: why do you know what i listen to after practice weirdo

evil evil lesbian: don't fucking say that.

Checkers: 😭

Kate, don't start anything please 

even more evil bisexual: why does chess have a somewhat normal name

with an uppercase letter, no less!

call girl: no reason. shut up.

evil evil lesbian: checkers is MY nickname for her too

Checkers: Please don't argue about this, it's not a big deal!

call girl: kate cairo get off my ass ill change it, you happy?

Checkmate: Oh, I love this one actually

call girl: just doin my service to the people

even more evil bisexual: i feel like i've missed something here

dancing queen: awh! thank you farrah! this is a nice display name, i figured i would've been names reeses pieces or something 

call girl: nono of course not! i've seen ya dance reese, you rock

also i gave you perms back riley 

chihuahua on ecstasy: Okay!!! With that out of the way, everyone new please introduce yourselves!

moon girl: Uhm! hi!! I'm Mattie Wheeler!

I think I've picked up all your names from watching, so need to introduce yourselves!

I'm excited to be here??

Also, why is my display name Moon Girl?

call girl: ive heard you speak while passing you in the hallway and you kinda sound like that girl from over the moon who i forget the name of! i was also losing creativity and didnt wanna be mean to a newbie

moon girl: Uh?? Thank you???

call girl: no prob amigo

even more evil bisexual: okay but chess and reese arent newbies and you were nice to them

i thought you hated chess after she dropped you

chihuahua on ecstasy: MOVING ON!

We do have one more new addition!

pizza girl: uh

im eva sanchez

evil evil lesbian: oh youre the girl in my science class with the rainbow pin

im kate

even more evil bisexual: EVA FUCKING SANCHEZ?????

youre kidding.

pizza girl: i got a scholarship?

even more evil bisexual: uh huh. fucking suuure

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GCHS TIGERS!!! 🐯

Saturday, 3:00 PM

call girl: ugh i need a controlling girlfriend so bad

call girl: all my problems would be solved if i had one

dancing queen: girl i think that'd GIVE you more problems than you already have

call girl: problems? what problems. i have none. i am god

the exorcist™️: YOU are NOT God! He is beautiful and wonderful and cares so much for everyone, qualities you do NOT exhibit!

call girl: are yOU CALLING ME UGLY???

the exorcist™️: No I'm not??

call girl: SHE'S CALLING ME UGLYYYYYY

ur such a meanie annie

the exorcist™️: Do not call me that

Where even are you?

Not that I care but mom and dad will get home soon and they're going to hound me

call girl: school party

u should try it sometime

lighten up annie and have some fun and whimsy for once

the exorcist™️: I have fun! I'm very fun!

even more evil bisexual: now you sound like riley

chihuahua on ecstasy: Is that a bad thing?

evil evil lesbian: yes

the exorcist™️: Absolutely

call girl: yes!

CHESS (chessboardbishop) -> CALL GIRL (unawaredrunkard)

Saturday, 3:10 PM

Chess: Fare, do you need me to drive you home when you're done?

call girl: hell yeah

and you should definitely give me kisses as a treat

Chess: When you're sober

call girl: i won't want them when im soberrrrr

Chess: Then next time you want them when you're sober?

I think you'd get VERY pissed if you found out

call girl: then just dont tell sober meee! its that easy

Chess: I'll just wait 😭

GCHS TIGERS!!! 🐯

Saturday, 3:25 PM

the exorcist™️: @call girl

Snapchat-4821301.mp4

the exorcist™️: FARRAH. WHAT THE FLIP HAPPENED TO THE KITCHEN.

the exorcist™️: Clark invites me out, I haven't even been gone for ten minutes, and the kitchen is a MESS.

the exorcist™️: I don't understand??? When did you even get home?

evil evil lesbian: im sorry the "what the flip' takes me out of this

the exorcist™️: No one asked you Kate!

evil evil lesbian: ok?? fuck you??

call girl: whuh

call girl: OH SHIT

call girl: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

call girl: my friends nat n nicky came home w me and we wanted to make cookies!! we might’ve explodedtheovrn

the exorcist™️: What.

call girl: the oven!! is broken!!

the exorcist™️: WHAT.

the exorcist™️: I can't believe you

Mom and dad are going to be so mad, and you know who they're going to blame?

ME!

call girl: sounds like a skill issue L bozo tbh

even more evil bisexual: you should know not to cook while drunk

call girl: see werent js drunk HEHE

i was blind nat was deaf n nicky was mute

the exorcist™️: Oh my gosh I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

evil evil lesbian: wait wait im watching the video right now this is gold

the exorcist™️: And you were ALL drunk?

call girl: oh we were SUPER shitfaced

the exorcist™️: Who even ARE your friends???

call girl: uhhh nat sctaotc9t8 from whs and nicky hemmick from uhhhh i forget tbh

chihuahua on ecstasy: WAIT. NICKY HEMMICK??? FROM THE PALMETTO STATE FOXES???

chihuahua on ectsasy: YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH NICKY HEMMICK??

even more evil bisexual: what the fuck have you done

wait isnt he in college??? why are you friends with a college student?? i thought you were at a hs party what the fuck

call girl: tbh dont even know how we met i think i met him thru nat idk how she knows him

he wasnt at the hs party!!!!

we actually ran into him otw back and he drove us home

i think he was alwo foming badk frim a party

pizza girl: was he drunk when he drove you back?

call girl: uhhh yes

but he only drove into one lampost

pizza girl: why didnt you??? call a cab???

call girl: thats lame 

moon girl: I think it's unsafe

call girl: oh sweet summer child u wouldnt undeestand the intricacies

moon girl: I don't think I want to?

call girl: ur loss

chihuahua on ecstasy: Farrah PLEASE do not coerce our new freshmen into doing anything you would do! Please and thank you!

But we're not just gonna gloss over how you know Nicky Hemmick from the Palmetto State Foxes???

And who was the other one? Nat something?

call girl: girl why are you sports autism

anyways uh nat scatorccio

chihuahua on ecstasy: YOU KNOW NATALIE SCATORCCIO.

evil evil lesbian: who's willing to bet that riley knows just about every sports team in the states (ew)

even more evil bisexual: not even just the states. not even JUST the states. someone help me.

checkmate: Well I think that answers that

chihuahua on ecstasy: You have to let me meet them. Can I meet their entire teams???

even more evil bisexual: NO. PLEASE NO. I CANT DO THIS.

call girl: riley i cant do SHIT i only know nicky n nat

chihuahua on ecstasy: Add them. Here.

call girl: oh fuck yes!!!!!

dancing queen: what happened to this just being a tigers groupchat?

chihuahua on ecstasy: We can just make a new one!!! I don't care anymore! We weren't doing any scheduling PLEASE. 

I'LL STILL PUT INFORMATION HERE. PLEASE.

pizza girl: jesus

ive only been here for a couple weeks and ive NEVER seen riley this desperate????

evil evil lesbian: oh youre in for a riiide im so so sorry that you have to deal w this now

even more evil bisexual: APOLOGIZE TO ME. IVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!!! EVER SINCE 4TH GRADE!!!

evil evil lesbian: um? ok? suck it up?

even more evil bisexual: i fucking hate you.

the exorcist™️: Are we forgetting that Farrah DESTROYED our oven?

even more evil bisexual: yeah no one really cares babe

weve got more pressing issues rn

the exorcist™️: I CARE!! THE OVEN IS BROKEN. THAT COSTS MILLIONS.

call girl: its ok bbg (/fam) ill js say that uhhh ILL FIGURE SMTH OUT 

the exorcist™️: I'm leaving you to deal with this on your own, I want to have a nice date with my boyfriend! Your friends better be gone by the time I've left though.

call girl: HOMOPHOBIA?

moon girl: Wait, aren't you 15? Isn't it weird that your friends with someone who's likely in his 20s?

call girl: ITS OK BBG bc hes gay and im gay so it works

moon girl: Oh okay!

pizza girl: thats really all the reassurance? you need

moon girl: Gay men usually only prey on other gay men! USUALLY the ones that are their age

dancing queen: did not expect to hear that from u but preach queen 

checkmate: Maybe not best to stereotype it?

Well it's not like it's harming anyone, I mean Kate is a walking talking stereotype

evil evil lesbian: HEY. JUST BECAUSE I WEAR FLANNELS AND BACKWARDS HATS AND SKATEBOARD DOESNT MEA

oh shi

im a fucking lesbian stereotype.

even more evil bisexual: it doesnt help that youre in love with your best friend

evil evil lesbian: SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU CANT FUCKING TALK CAI.

pizza girl: hey at least youre not the one wearing a rainbow pin all the time

like you immediately clocked it when you saw me in the halls

evil evil lesbian: I FUCKING KNEW IT. farrah you owe me 20

call girl: um. about that.

dancing queen: farrah and kate making bets? being CIVIL? what has the world come to

checkmate: You also owe me 20, Kate

evil evil lesbian: what do you mean "about tha

FUCK.

pizza girl: you made bets on my sexuality???

call girl: dont worry kate was ju sskskjdjd

KATE WHAT THE HELL WHY ARE YOU AT THE FRONT DOOR.

evil evil lesbian: if you dont shut up farrah i swear to god.

the exorcist™️: Don't say the Lord's name in vain and don't ruin my house!

call girl: OUR HOUSE.

evil evil lesbian: SHUT UP ANNLEIGH.

moon girl: You all seem very

Functional

checkmate: Are you sure about that?

dancing queen: eva mattie i suggest you leave while you still can

moon girl: I'm seriously debating it

But I'm sure it can't be too bad!

call girl: u sweet summer child

call girl: u werent here when captain kimberly was captain. be lucky.

even more evil bisexual: there was also the whole dropping scandal

chihuahua on ectsasy: We've moved on from that!!

And no one is leaving!

pizza girl: trust me, i got a scholarship, id rather not leave

call girl: sure thats the only reason

chihuahua on ecstasy: Well we're glad to have you Eva!

But back to adding Natalie and Nicky and asking them to ask their teams to join the server!

call girl: FUCK YES.

even more evil bisexual: NO.