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Bangtan Boys
Me: My gut instinct is really good about things like these..
Me: Show yourself, NOW!!!
Bighit Kim Namjoon: Good evening to you too hyung-nim. 🤷♂️
KOOKIE MONSTER: What are you even talking about? 😕😕
Bighit Min Yoongi: Hyungie, are you drunk?
Me: Yay!!
Me: Seriously, what do you take me for.
Me: Anyone here saw Seom episode?
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Yes it was hilarious. 🤣🤣
Bighit Kim Taehyung: As always you were charming. 😘😘😘
Me: Flattery!
Me: Flattery from Kim Taehyung-ssi.
Me: It won’t take you anywhere.
Me: You are all in my radar.
Me: Sooner or later, I will find out. 🔍🔍🔍
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Why did he call me by my full name? 💀💀💀💀
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Jiminna… save me. 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Be my lawyer please.
Bighit Park Jimin: Seokjin hyung, it was not Taehyung.
Me: How are you so sure?
Me: Wait a minute, it was you, wasn’t it Park Jimin?
Bighit Kim Namjoon: You can’t go around randomly accusing people hyung-nim.
Bighit Jung Hoseok: Why you are sure it was us?
Bighit Jung Hoseok: Could have been army right?
Me: No… my hyung senses are tingling.
Me: I am 100% sure its one amongst you brats.
Bighit Min Yoongi: Brats!!! Me too hyungie????
Bighit Min Yoongi: Are you suspecting your soulmate too??
Me: May be not you Yoongachi.
Me: Not because I trust you, right now I don’t trust anyone.
Me: But coz I have seen the way you play.
Me: you suck. You won’t reach level 80 to participate.
Bighit Min Yoongi: Wah!! The trust you have in my hyungie!!!
Bighit Min Yoongi: Anyway, so now you have eliminated
Bighit Min Yoongi: 1. Taehyung, 2. Yoongi – correct?
Bighit Min Yoongi: Play it by law of elimination, you will find soon enough.
Me: You are a genius Yoongachi!!
Me: Maybe that’s why I feel like you are my favorite.
Me: Next Jungkookie is out. He never plays with me.
KOOKIE MONSTER: Excuse me!! 👿👿👿👿👿
KOOKIE MONSTER: When have I ever not played when you asked.
Bighit Min Yoongi: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KOOKIE MONSTER: Yoongi hyung 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Me: Yoongi-ssi please don’t use emojis. Its scary when you use it.
Me: Coming to the point, I didn’t ask you Kooka.
Me: Since I didn’t ask, you obviously wouldn’t have played voluntarily.
Bighit Min Yoongi: Makes sense, 1. Taehyung, 2. Yoongi, 3. Jungkook.
Bighit Min Yoongi: Kim Namjoon plead your case.
Bighit Kim Namjoon: Suga hyung is having way too much fun, aren’t you.
Bighit Park Jimin: Why is it surprising anyone?
Bighit Park Jimin: He is the biggest Bangtan instigator. 😼😼😼
Bighit Jung Hoseok: I still think its Army. Maybe they got shy.
Me: You are too innocent for this world Hobaaaa..
Me: That is until you start singing your new songs.
Me: Mr. Raunchy Romantic person, you are eliminated too.
Bighit Min Yoongi: That easily??
Me: I trust my Hoba the most.
Me: That slutty sexy beautiful soul.
Bighit Jung Hoseok: Is he insulting me or praising me?
Bighit Park Jimin: This was top tier praise Hobi hyung!!! 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Hyungie, going to hand over phone now.
Bighit Kim Taehyung: We will continue this tomorrow?
Bighit Kim Taehyung: Or if you figured out who they are ping me
Bighit Kim Taehyung: I am curious too.. Goodnight.. Love you all. 😘😘😘
Somewhere behind the barracks a lone figure grumbled, “I am dating this man for the last 3 years. Who wants pearl necklace? What I want is a stupid ring on my finger. If I had accepted that necklace, who would buy me a ring! Not my stupid big shouldered boyfriend, of course..!!! grrr ”, “Yoongachi is his favorite, Taehyungie can do all the kissy faces in the world. I trust my hoba the most..wewewewe… didn’t even suspect me…not even once. Who else on this earth can be Jinnlover if not me..grrrr…”
“Baby alpha, stop grumbling, we need to hand over our phones and sleep soon. We have a long day tomorrow.”, Jimin yawned.