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1. You were my first love
Only man to just take me
We were way too young
2. You were nice to me
Remember lemon sweet-tarts
We both learned a lot
3. A fucking threesome!
My first time with a woman
I was really bad
4. I met you on five
Called me your gothic princess
You were an asshole
5. I don’t know your name
You approached me on the street
You were old and weird
6. My childhood friend
I just wanted to blow you
I knew what it was
7. I used a toothbrush
Wouldn’t put my mouth on you
Dumbass teenagers
8. I was bored that day
I think you were a bit slow
Second time outside
9. You ripped out my heart
I love your little family
Always, even now
10. If you asked me out
Around your 18th birthday
I would have said yes
11. I wanted the bed
You were missing someone else
We watched the sun rise
12. You had your own place
It was the best sex to date
I was too clingy
13. Another threesome
I just wanted one of you
I ate you all night
14. First to make me come
Never sleep with your best friend
You deserve life’s best
15. I met you online
I was a shitty girlfriend
It wasn’t your fault
16. The love of my life
I ruined everything- twice
I’ll always miss you
17. You were so damn hot
Your moans would make Satan blush
I hope you meet him
18. I met you at work
I can’t believe you liked me
It was quite the thrill
19. We fucked on a bus
From Green Bay to Milwaukee
It was 5 AM
20. I was so depressed
Your husband had been in jail
Pity sex for both
21. You wanted my friend
I felt you come against me
My first time tribbing
22. You seemed dangerous
Drug dealer or murderer
You weren’t that great
23. I had permission
The guys all went out of town
So I took you both
24. You were so broken
A disaster from the start
I hope you’re healing