Chapter 1: Before: Destination: Billund
Chapter Text
Michaela added Kate Sharma-Bridgerton, Sophie Baek-Bridgerton, Penelope Bridgerton, Simon Basset, Cressida Bridgerton, Lucy Bridgerton, and Gareth St. Clair
Michaela named the chat Destination: Billund
Michaela: Wives, Husbands, Family, lend me your ears.
Pen: No
Kate: What’s this?
Gareth: Special Chat?
Gareth: This is gonna be good.
Michaela: I finally got clearance from the Big Boss to go to Denmark.
Michaela: My Scotland cohort has agreed that only in-laws may join us.
Michaela: Would any of you like to come?
Simon: Seriously?
Lucy: What’s in Denmark?
Gareth: 🎉
Michaela: Try to be somewhat vague about the itinerary so they don’t invite themselves.
Kate: I don’t see how that will work
Sophie: I fear that Ben may complain
Michaela: Lucy: Lego HQ
Michaela: Soph: I understand but if we let one go
Sophie: Oh I know.
Sophie: Maybe we can facetime him
Michaela: Yes
Michaela: And we can go again
Michaela: Eventually
Kate: When?
Michaela: That is the big question.
Michaela: The easiest month looks like May
Kate: Miles?
Gareth: My anniversary?
Lucy: But that is it.
Simon: I’m in
Simon: Is there anything else to do in Denmark?
Michaela: I’m sure there is culture
Michaela: I’m just going for Legos
Kate: How long?
Michaela: Like a day and a half.
Michaela: Too many babies for longer
Kate: Let me see.
Sophie: Same
Michaela: There is a reason I am asking in January.
Cressida: Hello
Cressida: I fear that Eloise would die alone with the baby.
Simon: She could stay with someone
Sophie: Who would not bug her?
Cressida: That is the question.
Simon: Not Daph
Cressida: She wasn’t on my list
Simon: 👍🏽
Lucy: Not Anthony right?
Kate: Cress knows better
Cressida: I do.
Kate: I think Fran and Ben might be out.
Cressida: No they were my first two choices
Sophie: Ben has never been alone overnight with all three boys.
Sophie: I don’t know if he can handle that and El and PJ
Michaela: Fran says no
Cressida: Fine.
Pen: Colin?
Kate: I say no.
Cressida: Second
Pen: You know, that’s fair.
Gareth: Greg or Hy.
Cressida: Lucy?
Lucy: I think that might work?
Cressida: Run it by Greg
Cressida: I’ll run it by El
Lucy: 👍🏻
Cressida: I didn’t realize I would get interrogated so much
Michaela: She’s your wife
Cressida: I know
Cressida: What’s the fake reason we are going?
Michaela: I don’t have one
Kate: Why not?
Michaela: My wife likes when I enjoy things
Michaela: According to her, I look sexier
Kate: Right
Sophie: If we can’t come up with a fake reason
Sophie: It’s not happening
Gareth: There are a ton of churches there
Simon: Pen!
Pen: Book research.
Pen: But then the question becomes why are all of us going for my book research
Lucy: Good point
Gareth: They speak Danish.
Pen: I do not know Danish
Lucy: I know a little
Kate: Okay that’s Lucy and Pen
Kate: Michaela and John are having family time.
Michaela: We can pull Sophie and Simon into that.
Michaela: Aunt Janet practically adopted them both
Simon: That will sell Daph
Sophie: Ben likes when I do family type things. He won’t complain
Cressida: Why am I going?
Kate: Don’t they have some mythological something?
Cressida: That’s not Norse in nature?
Cressida: Maybe?
Gareth: Legal library?
Kate: Legal library.
Simon: Violet wants to know why we are really going
Sophie: She asked you?
Simon: She did
Kate: In what context?
Simon: She was just wondering why we were all thinking about leaving in May.
Simon: How did she even find out?
Gareth: Why are you asking questions you know the answer to?
Simon: Right
Lucy: What did you say?
Simon: Sometimes things fall in line that way
Kate: Okay, everyone keep an eye out.
Kate: Don’t get sloppy.
Gareth: So…
Kate: You did not!
Gareth: I’m sorry!
Gareth: She got me while Isabella was fussing
Kate: Okay.
Kate: No one panic
Pen: Are you saying that for us or for you?
Kate: Both
Sophie: Ben and I already agreed
Sophie: I think the brothers are going away in March anyway
Kate: When in March?
Lucy: After Violet’s birthday?
Kate: Why don’t I know this?
Sophie: Whoops.
Michaela: I will uninvite all of you
Lucy: No you won’t.
Pen: No
Pen: I already have an outline.
Simon: I’ve done nothing wrong
Michaela: Not you Simon
Michaela: You’re doing fine
Simon: 😮💨
Michaela: Get them in line
Gareth: I’m working on it
Sophie: Mine should be fine
Michaela: Not you either
Sophie: 🥰
Cressida: I don’t think I can go
Cressida: El is being…
Pen: El?
Cressida: Yes
Michaela: Send her to Violet’s
Cressida: Why didn’t I think of that?
Kate: Because then you would owe Violet
Cressida: Right
Cressida: How bad can that be?
Gareth: Don’t say that
Kate: It can be terrible.
Cressida: What do you mean by that?
Lucy: Do you need to confess something?
Kate: I do.
Kate: The Big Aubrey 2025 Christmas
Pen: Was that because you owed Violet?
Kate: Yes
Kate: I’m sorry.
Sophie: I may need a minute
Gareth: That was you?
Simon: Michaela
Simon: Kate shouldn’t be allowed to come
Kate: HEY
Simon: YOU BETRAYED US
Kate: I owed her!
Michaela: Children
Michaela: I know we are all feeling utterly devastated that Kate of all people betrayed our sacred bond when we all expected it to be Pen.
Pen: Hey!
Michaela: But I need us to focus
Kate: I’m sorry!
Michaela: We will eventually forgive you
Michaela: Right now, how do we get Cress to come without owing Violet?
Simon: I will ask
Cressida: 😦
Lucy: Are you sure?
Simon: No
Simon: But she’s the next best thing
Cressida: Thank you
Simon: Don’t thank me yet.
Pen: Does anyone know how to get marker out of silk?
Sophie: I’ve gotten blood out of silk
Sophie: Marker can’t be that hard
Pen: 😘
Kate: Am I still in timeout?
Simon: Yes
Lucy: Give us a few more days
Kate: Fine
Simon: Daph said yes with caveats.
Cressida: What are they?
Simon: Sister weekend.
Gareth: Oh
Michaela: Oh nooo
Michaela: With 9 kids six and under?
Simon: That was the only way
Gareth: All inclusive?
Simon: Yes
Simon: Here obviously
Michaela: Gare?
Gareth: If Fran says yes then Hy will too
Pen: Mick
Sophie: Come on
Michaela: Alright
Michaela: Tell Daph to not ask.
Michaela: I will ask
Simon: 👍🏽
Michaela: Yes
Lucy: 🎉
Cressida: Will she help me sell El on it?
Michaela: Standby
Michaela: Yes
Kate: Am I free to celebrate?
Simon: Yes
Kate: 🎉
Sophie: Book everything now before someone backs out.
Michaela: We’re booked.
Simon: Plane tickets bought
Kate: On the family calendar
Pen: Now we wait.
Sophie: Who had a scene being made at Jane’s birthday?
Pen: 👋🏻
Michaela: Free drinks all weekend then
Gareth: Really didn’t expect Daphne to defend us
Simon: I expressed my feelings
Sophie: 😦
Kate: You really want this trip huh?
Simon: I don’t think I’ve been on a personal solo trip since 2013
Michaela: You need to get out more
Simon: I know
Michaela: Both of you
Michaela: Book something with Daph for later this year
Simon: What?
Sophie: Oh yeah
Sophie: That would be nice
Sophie: As a thank you for this
Kate: 🤔
Lucy: What?
Kate: I think I figured out how to stop the hurt feelings.
Pen: How?
Pen: Because I fear I may get three stowaways.
Kate: We pull a Michaela and Sophie
Cressida: Thank them after?
Kate: Yes
Sophie: It works great
Cressida: Yeah but El doesn’t do that to me
Michaela: Set a precedent
Simon: So Daph and I have a weekend planned after Bel’s birthday.
Simon: She’s very happy and excited for us and our Denmark trip.
Simon: Violet and Agatha are splitting the kids somehow
Kate: You told her where we were going?
Simon: Yes
Kate: MICHAELA
Michaela: I already knew
Simon: You are never getting me in trouble.
Kate: 😡
Lucy: Wait, they aren’t supposed to know exactly what we are doing?
Michaela: I trust Greg to keep his mouth shut
Lucy: 👍🏻
Pen: Not to split focus from the paci convo but I have a question
Sophie: Shoot
Pen: If I actually wanted to do book research, could I?
Michaela: Yeah of course
Pen: Thank you
Lucy: Say someone tagged along
Simon: If he could get there alone without the others knowing then sure
Gareth: Godspeed
Lucy: 👍🏻
Sophie: Who has the bandwidth to help me with Alex’s birthday?
Pen: Help how?
Sophie: Pick up the cake
Michaela: Yeah
Sophie: 😘
Kate: Could I spend the night with someone before our flight?
Lucy: You are leaving your boys early?
Kate: I fear I may “oversleep”
Sophie: Yep
Kate: Thanks
Lucy: My other half isn’t coming.
Lucy: Ben called in a favor
Simon: Aww
Lucy: I can tell that is fake from here
Simon: I don’t mind Greg
Sophie: 🤨
Kate: That does sound fake
Cressida: I want the ranking
Simon: No
Michaela: They all fight for last
Michaela: Let’s be real
Pen: True
Michaela: John is excited to see you all
Kate: Really?
Simon: Yes
Sophie: You two talk outside of the Lego chat?
Simon: Occasionally.
Gareth: Same here
Gareth: He is
Lucy: Well I’m excited too
Lucy: Too bad Edwina and Posy couldn’t come.
Kate: 🤔
Sophie: Standby.
Sophie: Posy is in.
Sophie: She got a ticket
Michaela: Oh?
Sophie: If that is okay…
Michaela: It’s fine
Michaela: So is Edwina
Kate: Good because she’s in
Michaela: John is fine with it too
Michaela: Do they care about Legos?
Sophie: Not at all
Sophie: She just wants a weekend away
Kate: Kinda?
Gareth: Good enough
Cressida: When are the other sisters going to Daph’s?
Simon: How soon does El want to come here?
Cressida: The night before the flight?
Simon: Sure
Sophie: Simon this flight time is criminal
Simon: It was the only way to get 8 seats
Michaela: Chat deletion is imminent.
Michaela: Where are you?
Michaela: Gare and I are at the gate with Cress and Simon
Kate: We see you
Lucy: Pen and I are in line for the bathroom
Michaela: Okay.
Michaela deleted Destination: Billund chat.
Chapter 2: During: Haribo Gummy Alphabet Letters (courtesy of Colin)
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Colin: Fran I am mad at you.
Fran: I’m mad at myself.
Ben: Why would you let her ask them?
Fran: She caught me at a vulnerable time.
Hy: You just woke up?
Fran: Yes.
Daphne: We’ll be fine. It’s two days.
Daphne: The only person we need to worry about is with me
El: Rude
El: Ben is also a mess
Greg: And I’m with him.
Colin: Ant?
Ant: No.
Ben: I think we should all just go to Mum’s.
Ant: Stop.
Ant: We can handle this.
Hy: Can we?
Colin: Why did Simon book such an early flight?
Daphne: So they could all sit together.
Greg: I’m not going to lie.
Greg: That’s cute.
Fran: They have landed and are in their rooms.
Ben: Are they bunking together?
Fran: Two to a room.
Ben: Who’s with Soph?
Ant: Why don’t you call her?
Ben: She’ll think it’s about the boys and freak out.
Greg: Kate
Ben: 👍🏻
Hy: We’re six hours into this mother commune and Fran has already hit angry level nonverbal.
Colin: 😮
Colin: A new record
El: It was truly amazing to see.
Greg: It wasn’t you?
El: It was Daph
Ben: Holy shit.
Ant: Daphne be nice to Fran.
Daphne: Greg, can you do a supply run?
Ben: No he cannot
Greg: Text me a list
Daphne: 👍🏻
Colin: They won’t nap
El: Neither one?
Colin: No.
Colin: And Pen won’t pick up
El: I’ll call her.
Ant: Daph answer your phone.
Hy: She’s busy
Hy: She’s says what do you want
Ant: Tell her to call me back
Hy: 👍🏻
Ben: How many times can we watch one show?
Hy: As many times as Bluey demands to be played.
Fran: We went old school
Colin: Oh?
Fran: I’ll send a link.
Ben: 👍🏻
Fran: The next time I try to be nice like this, hit me
Hy: I was already planning to do that
Colin: This is so hard
Ben: So do you think Soph would want earrings or a necklace for her birthday?
Daph: A necklace with the boys’ birthstones.
Ben: Oooo
Ben: I like
Greg: I’m on my way back over there.
Fran: Thank you.
Colin: Is it bad that the kids have had only snacks all day?
Daphne: They are eating which is the goal.
Colin: Are yours not eating?
Daphne: Apparently only Daddy makes the sandwiches right.
Greg: Aww
Ben: What does Charlie mean by mishy cackbers?
Colin: What?
Ben: If I knew, I wouldn’t ask.
El: FISHY CRACKERS.
Ben: Oh.
Ben: Thanks.
Ben: Does anyone have fishy crackers?
Ant: Yes
Ben: We’re on our way for a visit.
Colin: If we happened to stop by during Ben’s visit?
Ant: You can’t spend the night.
Colin: I’m okay with that.
Greg: I want to go home.
Hy: You and me both
Hy: I forgot George’s blanket.
Ant: Oh noooo
El: Didn’t know George St. Clair had lungs like that.
Fran: He set off everyone
Ben: Oh nooo
El: They are beating Fran’s earplugs
Colin: 😥
Daphne: El is currently asleep upside down on the couch.
Ant: Feet in the air?
Daphne: Head on the floor
Greg: Are you getting pictures?
Daphne: Of course
El: It’s like she knows Cress isn’t here
Colin: She’s still not asleep?
El: No.
Ant: Call Cress
El: No
Ben: Call Cress
El: Fine.
Hy: Why do the Basset children wake up so early?
Daphne: They don’t do this normally
Ant: That’s a lie
Daphne: Shut it.
Greg: I woke up to two feet in my face from two different children
Hy: 😂
Ben: I had the third foot from the third child. Stop complaining.
Ant: Do we know when they land exactly?
Colin: Kate didn’t tell you?
Ant: She said before dinner but I’d like to know exactly when to expect her
Ben: You dying old man?
Ant: It’s like they know I’m the weak link.
Colin: How’s the mother commune?
El: Fran went home
Fran: And it’s quiet.
Daphne: Really?
Daphne: Your twins are quiet?
Fran: Quieter than they have been all weekend
Ben: Oh wow
Colin: I see it.
El: Right?
Ant: Fran. Be nice to Daphne.
Ben: Someone left me all alone
Greg: She will be back in 4 hours
Greg: You can handle 4 hours right?
Ant: No
Ben: I’m not even going to protest
Ben: No
El: PJ spat up in Daph’s mouth and Daph is crying.
El: We have come undone.
Colin: DAPH IS CRYING?
Hy: Yes.
Hy: Which set off her children so…we’re in hell over here.
Ant: Do I need to come by?
El: Yes
Hy: Please
Ant: I don’t think Daph thought this through
Ben: Sorry, I saw that and then Alex took off
Ant: Are you okay?
Ben: No
Ant: Do I need to come over?
Ben: Can you leave?
Hy: No.
Colin: I’m on my way.
Ben: Thanks.
Daphne: None of you tell what has happened this weekend.
Hy: The video is in your inbox.
Daphne: HYACINTH
Ben: Thank you!
Greg: Oh poor Daph
Colin: Wow.
Colin: That’s a teenage Daphne meltdown right there.
Ant: So gross.
Ant: What is she eating?
Colin: We need help!
Fran: I’m on my way
Ben: Thank you Sweet Fran.
El: Isabella is the quietest person here.
Ant: PJ?
Hy: She’s El.
Ant: GOD
El: I get it now.
Ant: FRAN
Ant: Never again
Fran: I know
Ben: Fran got everyone to go to sleep!
Greg: Their flight is delayed.
Ant: I heard.
Ben: How long?
Hy: 40 minutes so far.
El: Do we need to pray?
Colin: You know how to?
El: I’ll learn.
Hy: They are in the air
Greg: 🙌🏻
Colin: You are not suffering Greg
Greg: I’m not?
El: Mama is here
Colin: You called Mum?
Ben: You called her Mama?
El: I’m tired and I want Mama
Hy: She’s being so nice
Fran: Mama is dropping off dinner
Ant: Oh thank God
Greg: Do I get dinner?
Colin: I don’t think you deserve dinner.
Greg: I got dinner!
Colin: 😡
Daphne: El did you make it home?
El: 🛴
Daphne: What does that mean?
Ben: Yes and she’s too busy with the baby to type
Daphne: 👍🏻
Hy: I got home and Gareth was home!
Colin: Did you cry?
Hy: More than the kids.
Daphne: I’m currently in the bath while Simon puts them to bed.
Daphne: I’m exhausted.
Ben: Sophie had so much fun.
Ben: I’ve never heard her talk this fast?
Colin: Pen has 5 new chapters
Ant: Good.
Ant: Glad they all had fun
Colin: What’s wrong?
Ant: Kate is asleep
Daphne: Aww.
Daphne: You missed her
Ant: Of course
Ant: Now I have to wait until tomorrow to hear about it
Greg: They had a ton of fun
Greg: They went to a club
Ant: They what?
El: They were there like 90 minutes
El: Chill old man
Ant: Hy?
Hy: It was Posy’s idea
Hy: The drinks were bad and Danish techno is weird apparently
Fran: You all should be treated to thank yous
Ant: What does that entail?
Fran: What does what entail?
Colin: What do you mean by treated to a thank you?
Fran: Pen should do something nice for you because you let her have a weekend away?
Fran: Does Pen not do that?
Colin: No
Fran: Do none of you get this?
Ben: It’s just us.
Fran: Oh.
Fran: That explains a lot.
Chapter 3: After: In-Law Timeout (courtesy of Lucy)
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Lucy renamed the chat In-Law Timeout
Gareth: Fair.
Michaela: Worth it
Kate: It was.
Pen: Was it?
Pen: My children haven’t had a real meal in two days.
Kate: I mean we had fun.
Michaela: And that’s what is most important.
Kate: Exactly.
Lucy: Greg is demanding that I make this up to him besides the new game.
Lucy: Apparently Ben was very anxious
Sophie: I warned him.
Lucy: Greg said the house was a mess when he left.
Sophie: My house looks like a storm went through it
Sophie: But the kids are fed and clean and Ben learned some Korean so win-win
Kate: Wait.
Kate: He’s learning Korean again?
Sophie: Charlie and Alex are speaking around him.
Sophie: FOMO
Kate: Nice.
Kate: I need help thanking Anthony
Kate: Everytime I ask him what he wants, he says he has everything he needs.
Pen: Lingerie
Michaela: A sex thing
Kate: Any other ideas?
Gareth: No.
Pen: Sophie I have Charlie clothes.
Sophie: And I have Thomas clothes.
Sophie: Swap later?
Pen: Yes.
Sophie: Seconding the sex thing.
Cressida: Third.
Lucy: Nope.
Simon: A day to sleep in?
Kate: Sex thing it is.
Cressida: I think my coming back was the thank you.
Cressida: Eloise slept for 12 hours straight.
Kate: I heard your baby got Daphne in the mouth
Lucy: Eww
Pen: There’s video
Lucy: 🏃🏻♀️
Simon: She did
Simon: That was after she ran Eloise ragged.
Cress: PJ Eloise’d Eloise?
Gareth: No wonder she needed 12 hours.
Michaela: Yeah, that will do it.
Simon: Cress. We’re bringing your good bottles to brunch
Cressida: Thanks.
Pen: Somehow Thomas is off naps
Gareth: There was no napping
Pen: Not even at the mother commune?
Gareth: It was a mess.
Lucy: How?
Lucy: Besides the spit up.
Cressida: Different mothering styles.
Simon: Different schedules
Michaela: Fran and Daph fought
Kate: What?
Lucy: 😮
Simon: Yeah.
Simon: We’re taking a break from the Stirlings
Michaela: We can’t even hang out.
Sophie: That’s not fair
Michaela: It’s fine
Simon: Not going to upset the apple cart
Kate: Wow no fight at all you two.
Michaela: We’ll see each other again.
Simon: Eventually.
Simon: How are the rest of you thanking your Bridgerton?
Sophie: Ben has a weekend of painting planned.
Michaela: Fran just sprung an August Berlin trip on me.
Michaela: This trip was my pre-thank you.
Gareth: Really?
Kate: Can she do that?
Lucy: Sneaky.
Michaela: She’s going to be gone for 4 days.
Gareth: And you’ll be alone?
Michaela: Aunt Janet is coming
Sophie: 😮💨
Pen: I’m just letting him pick a restaurant to try.
Kate: You are so lucky.
Pen: I know.
Lucy: We’re taking a trip in the summer
Lucy: Greg’s pick
Gareth: Hy hasn’t said yet.
Sophie: Oh that’s dangerous
Michaela: Don’t let that linger.
Kate: Why not?
Sophie: Because the thank you becomes bigger than the reason why.
Gareth: 🫡
Kate: Can we switch the name now?
Lucy: No.
Lucy: We have a new issue.
Pen: When do we not
Simon: What’s up?
Lucy: Did any of you parents know that Violet fed them before we landed?
Sophie: No?
Kate: Did someone call her?
Lucy: No clue. Why?
Pen: Kate?
Kate: We need to find out if Violet came out of worry or out of request.
Michaela: You don’t mean?
Kate: Yes
Sophie: Ben did not call her.
Gareth: Hy was talking with her
Kate: Did she request that she stop by for help?
Gareth: Unclear.
Gareth: Also you may get an invite for tea.
Kate: Who?
Gareth: You. Kate.
Kate: No.
Gareth: Lucy too.
Lucy: You owe me.
Gareth: 👍🏿
Cress: It was Eloise.
Michaela: She asked for help for her or the entire house?
Cressida: Fran was home by then.
Michaela: You’re on your own kids.
Simon: No.
Simon: Help.
Kate: This was your idea!
Sophie: You guys could have said no.
Kate: Don’t side with her because you are not in danger.
Sophie: You aren’t either.
Kate: I’m married to the oldest.
Kate: I’m always in danger.
Sophie: True.
Cressida: She asked if she would stop by.
Simon: That’s vague
Cressida: Yes.
Cressida: She called her Mama
Sophie: What?
Michaela: Sorry Cress.
Cressida: Should I just ask?
Kate: No.
Kate: Never ask.
Kate: Make her tell you
Sophie: Your PTSD is showing
Kate: Sorry
Lucy: I’m sure you’ll know by brunch.
Cressida: Another reason to hate brunch.
Pen: Play the bad parents card.
Simon: Oh good play.
Cressida: I’ll keep it in my back pocket.
Kate: If this is any indication of how the weekend was
Sophie: I know
Gareth: Hy says it was worse
Pen: It’s like WW3 over here
Michaela: I’m trying
Simon: It’s Daph
Simon: She’s stubborn
Lucy: Cress?
Cressida: We’re leaving
Cressida: I don’t know what happened to the baby but I need to fix it
Sophie: Are you talking about PJ or Eloise?
Cressida: Both?
Kate: So.
Simon: So?
Kate: Violet is not expecting Cress to pay her back.
Gareth: Who is she expecting?
Kate: Michaela.
Michaela: What did I do?
Kate: It was your trip.
Michaela: I don’t believe you.
Michaela: Dammit!
Pen: Fran confirmed?
Michaela: Yep.
Gareth: Simon. Are any pacis over there?
Simon: If there were, they were thrown out.
Gareth 😕
Simon: Sorry
Simon: Daph is on a tear
Kate: Pen, there are Jane things here.
Pen: It’s like he leaves a trail.
Pen: I’m sending him now.
Kate: 👍🏽
Michaela: Soph
Sophie: ?
Michaela: I just sent you a voice memo.
Michaela: Is this Korean?
Sophie: Yes.
Sophie: He’s saying ball.
Michaela: Thanks!
Sophie: Why is brunch canceled next weekend?
Lucy: Huh?
Gareth: That was on the calendar yesterday.
Michaela: I found one I don’t recognize Gare
Gareth: 🙌🏿
Gareth: Send me a pic.
Michaela: 👍🏿
Kate: Anthony doesn’t know
Sophie: Like I don’t want to complain
Simon: Then don’t
Sophie: I’m just nosy
Pen: Marcus and Violet are going away
Cressida: Where?
Pen: 🤷🏼♀️
Lucy: Violet’s going to be gone for a week.
Kate: What?
Lucy: Yeah, we’re pushing meetings all over the place
Sophie: Why?
Kate: Where is she going?
Michaela: Honeymoon.
Pen: You?
Michaela: They never got to go.
Kate: You paid for a honeymoon to pay her back?
Michaela: I know.
Michaela: I didn’t think she’d go for it but Marcus came through
Sophie: I feel like I owe you one
Michaela: Don’t worry about it.
Michaela: Not having to get my kids out of the house on two Sunday mornings is payment enough
Simon: Ignore Daphne’s calls.
Gareth: And Hy’s.
Kate: Michaela
Michaela: She already detonated herself.
Kate: 👍🏽
Pen: Colin has squashed it.
Cressida: Colin?
Pen: I was shocked too
Pen: He wants to use the time to get the kids back on schedule
Pen: Said everyone could do with a reset
Simon: Is that why we’re deep cleaning?
Lucy: We’re just going to sleep in.
Gareth: Stop bragging.
Lucy: 😝
Sophie: It’s very weird not seeing you guys.
Kate: We could facetime?
Sophie: I’m not remotely dressed enough for that.
Kate: Fair.
Cressida: PJ is back to normal.
Cressida: I think it might have been too much cousin time
Gareth: I can see that
Gareth: Hy said it was very loud
Simon: Is Daph at any of your places?
Pen: No.
Michaela: She’s with Fran in the backyard
Simon: All good?
Michaela: There has been giggling
Simon: 😮💨
Kate: So peace is restored?
Michaela: I guess.
Michaela: I won’t know until nap time
Sophie: Ben said it is.
Gareth: Confirmation from Hy via Sister Chat
Simon: 🎉
Simon: See you tomorrow!
Michaela: 🥳
Sophie: Are we out of timeout now?
Pen: I was never in timeout.
Lucy: I guess.
Lucy: Do it Kate.
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