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Thursday, March 26th
6:36 am
Ocean!: Good morning, choir! As Penny’s OFFICIAL girlfriend, I’m in charge of planning her birthday this year! So, as head of organizing this special event, I need everyone to pitch in and share their ideas.
погане яйц 💯: 2 early 4 this
Noel 🥀: why do you text like you’re writing an email to your boss
R1CKY =3: cuz shes better than us lol
Noel 🥀: by “better”, do you mean more arrogant and more of a smartass?
R1CKY =3: YES XD
Ocean!: Fine, if you don’t want to celebrate Penny’s EIGHTEENTH birthday, then continue insulting me!
Connie <3: guys, calm down!! just tell ocean what you think everyone, especially penny, would like for her birthday!
R1CKY =3: where even is penny?? shes in this gc right?
Feminist lesbian ☕: I’m here!! Just getting ready since you guys decided to text at this ungodly hour haha
Noel 🥀: blame your gf for texting us! who even made you “head of organizing this special event”?
Ocean! Clearly, I’m the only one showing interest in Penny’s birthday, so as the solo organizer, I’m naturally in charge!
Noel 🥀: can we just talk about this at lunch? everyone’s either sleeping or getting ready, so we can do this later
Noel 🥀: so long as everyone comes to school today
Noel 🥀: i’m talking about misha btw
погане яйц 💯: stop spamming my fucking fone its 6 am
погане яйц 💯: and i am going to skool 2day
Ocean!: Can you please use proper grammar?
R1CKY =3: wowwww xenophobic much
Ocean!: What? How am I xenophobic?
R1CKY =3: hes not a native english speaker
R1CKY =3: i thought you were progressive!!
Noel 🥀: shes never gonna become prime minister with this evidence
R1CKY =3: good luck going to college after this one
Ocean!: Shut up! Just finish getting ready, we’ll speak later at lunch.