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Percy Jackson
Greek mythology
United Olympus treaty
People who were demigods
@linsrighthand :
so greek gods are real?? Lmfao now historians have something to study ab our generation
@borntodieinafire :
Does this mean science isn’t real?? help??
@CNN ✔️ :
DISNEY+ TV SHOW ADAPTATION OF ALLEGED TERRORIST, PERCY JACKSON. CAST UNKNOWN
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@princeofatlantis :
a show??
@JesusFirst :
Are we all, as a society, going to accept that there are Greek gods running around, acting as if they own the place?! Jesus first! Vote red so your children don’t get eaten by monsters!
@iamnotaschizo replying to @JesusFirst :
These monsters didn’t matter much when you couldn’t see them. Fuck off, you absolute thick headed quadriple chinned boot licking slut.
@princeofatlantis replying to @JesusFirst :
Jesus is my cousin, cry about it
@POTUS ✔️ :
Fear not, citizens of America! We are working on stabilising our relationship with our new partners! United States of America RISE!
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@Hadescumbucket :
What?? Tf dym partner?
@ellieszastanbeth replying to @Hadescumbucket :
might wanna change that user, sweetie
@suckdeeznuts :
Were all finna die
@iamnotaschizo :
I’m not the only mental one NOW am I??
@atwinkforlife :
and they still believe in Jesus? I think we should start popping these mfs into a psych ward. Clearly mental.
@princeofatlantis ✔️ :
GUESS WHOS VERIFIED MOTHERFUCKS
@badboymcshizzle ✔️ :
Atp twitter be handing out verification to any demigods
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@pipermclean ✔️ :
cheaters lol me and @OracleReDhaire are the only authentic ones
@atwinkforlife :
so now that we know Greek gods are real, can we just hang these MAGA whores? correct me if i’m wrong, but literally everyone in greek mythology is zesty asf
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@Apollo :
yes darling 🫶
@apollos_whore replying to @Apollo :
Daddy can u plz have my babies
@Apollo :
Also yes ^
@Fucktrumpnonotliterally :
ts sh is so gay. So @Apollo can u have my babies aswell? and can u pls call me darling
@Apollo replying to @Fucktrumpnonotliterally :
Darling, love, sweetheart, loml, yes I can have your babies
@paygornwhosaidat :
So Apollo zestfest confirmed?
@OracleReDhaire ✔️:
So I can see the future, do with that what you want
@gurlkisser :
CHAT CHAPPELL HINTED AT A COLLAB??
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@OracleReDhaire ✔️:
Omg i’m so excited for it
@gurlkisser replying to @OracleReDhaire ✔️:
You can see the future, plsplspslpls tell me who shes collabing w
@OracleReDhaire ✔️:
All I can say is wuh luh wuh and greek muh luh muh
@atwinkforlife :
chappell and apollo collab confirm?
Daddy issues
peter johnson : tf is w the mist failing?? hazel??
thebestpraetor : IR ISNR MYSA FUSLT
firebug : I ahde a srroke readinhe twhy
thebestpraetor : Sorry, autocorrect was off.
wise girl : the gods are acting weird. I was just in Olympus for some notes and I swear they were all acting so damn weird
pinecone : damn
@OlympusGG : To mortals and non mortals alike, a blessing has come upon your way. There's no need to check with sources anymore. The whisperer is here!
XOXO, O double G!
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@pipermclean ✔️:
theres no fucking way
@atwinkforlife :
I love this era
@gurlkisser :
so which baddie jus dropped? https://youtu.be/Ol9CCM240Ag?si=dKnACGPpVnpUSUAM
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@pipermclean ✔️:
pls tell me shes wlw
@OracleReDhaire ✔️ replying to @pipermclean :
not ^
@pipermclean ✔️:
holy fucking shiticles shes hot
@badboymcshizzle ✔️ :
@Apollosdarkside lucian bby pls don’t ghost me
@Apollosdarkside ✔️:
stfu leo
Daddy issues
apollobutdark : It’s the worship. There's more people worshipping gods now than ever. I give a solid month before they lose any sense of humanity and go back to the way they were in mythology
wise girl : That is really bad.
deathking : guys whats happening? Dad just kicked me out of the underworld.
australiabutbetter : Lady Artemis slapped a hunter. She’s never done that before
pinecone : Addy wait
australiabutbetter : ???
peter johnson : holy shit my dad just drowned 4 ships
peter johnson replying to deathking : what??
@CNN ✔️ :
4 DIFFERENT SHIPS DROWNED IN ATLANTIC. GREEK GOD OF SEA GONE MAD? IN THIS ARTICLE…
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@JesusFirst :
I warned you all. Jesus will thrive again. Mark. My. Words.
@deadbutnot ✔️ : Oh. We don’t associate the ‘G’ and ‘M’ word in the same sentence
@cuntforgods : besties the trailer for the adaptation just dropped and holy shit