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seven was doing his hardcore 12 hour awesum fortnite gamering while doing his twitch stream
"im witerally abt 2 hit a clip!!11!!1!1!1!!" seven yells
five slams open the door and starts yelling at seven
"GET OFF THE GAME AND TAKE A SHOWER!!!!"
seven protested "no im witeraly abt 2 hit dis clip!!1!!1!"
five yelled back "I DO NOT CARE!! IT HAS BEEN SEVEN MONTHS SINCE UR LAST SHOWER.."
sven groans in annoyance as Five continues to yell
"GET OFF THE GAME YOU STINK!!!"
"hol on dis playr iz witeraly a sweat!!!! ಥ╭╮ಥ"
"GET OFF THE GAME!!!!!"
seven protests sum mor "HEZ WITERALY A TRYHARD 💔💔💔💔"
"IM TIRED OF YOU.. STINKING UP THE WHOLE HOUSE!! GET OUT OF UR ROOM AND TAKE A SHOWER 💢"
seven wuz stil busye on his fortnie "wait.. wait.. wait..!!1! AUGHHHH my gawd dis player iz witeraly triz so hard at the gaem!!!"
five yells back "AND YOU NEED TO TRY HARD AT THE SHOWER!!!"
sevn groans sum more as five continues to yell at him "GET. OFF. OF. THE. GAME!!!"
"im nawt evn going 2 tri hard in duh showr cuz it duzent hav thingz liek zlurp juiec.. flobperz.. or medibeddy (?)"
five screams in annoyance "OH. MY. GOD. JUST TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!!!!"
"nooo..! Ó╭╮Ò"
"JUST ONE SHOWER EVERY TWO MONTHS!!! THATS ALL WE ARE ASKING FOR 💔"
"noooooo...!!! datz tuo meny!!! ur witeraly ruining duh clip!!!!"
five witeraly couldnt take it anymoar "YOU ARE LITERALLY RUINING MY NOSTRILS"
seven groans once again and sayz "ur probablue just in the fortnite spawn.."
five screams as she stormz off "IM DONE!! I GIVE UP!! DONT TAKE A SHOWER!!"
sven grins as he continues to fortnite liek a pro