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Chef peepee POV:
As me and my fat little mama watched chapstick challenge of Tododeku they were awkward as hell but whatever, I still felt la-horny-o from imagining me gripping my mama's fat rolls. That fantasy stopped cuz honestly he smelled bad as shit but that just turned me on more. My belly button flared as his scent came in contact with me, I imagined him jerking off to his anime waifus, specifically that one weird dragon maid show with all the big nipples and stuff. My toes gently curl together as I reach for his sweaty palms. I looked him in the eyes full of luste, as if we were in some type of hentai anime. I saw him visibly blush and bite his lip as he turned to look at me as he said the most beautiful words “Hey..my chest hurts, mind massaging it?” I felt so turned on I could bust in any second like BUST BUST. I swear my pants got so tight I'm sweating gallons. He tenderly puts his other hand on my thigh and squeezes it while making some smug face at me, is this what they call ‘rizz'? Is this true love? I felt his lips graze my cheek as he broke our hands apart to grab my chin. I decide to go up on his offer and start gripping his chest and kneading it like a stress ball. I unbutton his shirt and slide his nipple into my mouth as I start licking and sucking, despite it tasting a bit sour it made me want more.. I kept sucking harder trying to get more milk out of him. The taste was extremely addicting I couldn’t stop. I heard him let out a silky moan “Ooh mama mia, im ‘bout to burst!” he always came easily, but that's what made it fun. When I pulled back from his nipple with a small ‘pop’ and saw his nose bleeding and him shaking like a puppy in dah cold. “Ohh sweet cheeks I think ya sucked me dry my nipples feel like they gonna fall off!”
Teru teru pee oh vee
My toes started curling in sync with Chef Peepee's . His dizziness really got to me as I kept looking at him. I noticed that he was honestly hot as a freshly cooked lasagna. The way he looked in those tight clothes of his, his eyes that looked like chocolate drizzled strawberries. I just wanted to scoop them out with a spoon and eat them in front of him. I was basically drooling just from looking at him. I held his cheek and scraped my tongue across his face seductively. I felt like a dog in heat he is really fucking hot. I went in for a deep kiss like how Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were fish kissing. I was so excited I could just shit my pants. I think I let out a little tinkle because of how excited I was. “Woah there big mama boo, before you get too happy we gotta do a little something something first..” he turns my head back to the TV, continuously playing the tododeku yaoi chapstick challenge. “Ya fuckin’ kidding me!?” I said. “Getting me all excited for nothing” I said as I whined like a baby kicking my feet and all. He skidaddles out the room and comes up with a cheap plastic bag and chapsticks in them. “My lil blueberry munchkin’…these look kinda moldy..they all sticky and stuff” I said, sounding concerned. “Uhhh they look fine to me” he said as the bag was leaking out liquids. God knows what those liquids were. “This bag smells like SHIT it reminds me of when Hiyoko's stinky ass didn’t take a shower for 3 days!!” I said as my voice turned into a yell. “Pleaseeee big mama…do it for me…?” He said as he showed me those chocolate drizzled strawberry eyes which I could not resist. I took the bag and examined it, even covering my nose for a few seconds because of its stench. I take out a chapstick and look at its expiration date.