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Sarah Molloy @SunshineSarah just tweeted:
Not saying too much due to it occurring during a session but I released a new evil into the world
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @SunshineSarah: I'm almost too scared to ask
Sarah Molloy @SunshineSarah replied to @Molloy_Daniel: Tell your friend Louis that I'm sorry
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
What is Le Boo Boo? I want one! I want to feel the happiness they release into the mind
Sarah Molloy @SunshineSarah replied to @TheVampLestat: you're twisting everything I said.
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @SunshineSarah: was it not you that said many purchase them to dull aches?
Sarah Molloy @SunshineSarah replied to @TheVampLestat: yes...
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @SunshineSarah: was it not you that showed me videos of people celebrating their Le Boo Boos?
Sarah Molloy @SunshineSarah replied to @TheVampLestat: yes, it was
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @SunshineSarah: Then why can't I dull my ache and be happy? I WANT TO BE HAPPY! IN FACT I DESERVE HAPPINESS MORE THAN ANYONE!!!
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: Its Labubu, dumbass
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @SunshineSarah: its okay sweetie, the man listens through his ass. You did nothing wrong.
MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie just tweeted:
Lestat crashing out over "Le Boo Boos" midst an alleged incest scandal is so unserious
AUTUMN @spookieebaddiee just tweeted:
Idk who to be more worried for Pop Mart or Lestat when it comes to those drops
Mya "Le Boo Boo" @VampieGroupie replied to @spookieebaddiee: Pop Mart... the answer is Pop Mart
kennedie @Ken_thee_Koala replied to @spookieebaddiee and @VampieGroupie: he'll break but not before he breaks them
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Nobody fucking talk to me right now. I dont care about Lestat or those damn demon plush dolls
lana @ladylana666 replied to @LDPDL: ooooooooo @TheVampLestat is in trouuuuuuuble
mr. les titties @gayhour34 replied to @LDPDL: ntm on labubus they're cute
mrs. les titties @L3st4t_k1ng replied to @LDPDL: ...wait what did I miss?? What did Lestat do now??
Bella @2Bella2Furious just tweeted:
okay..... so are we gonna ignore the incest implications made by Lestat's mom or????
devie @D_EV_IE replied to @2Bella2Furious: idek how to even process what unfolding on the TL rn
Bella @2Bella2Furious replied to @D_EV_IE: i think ppl should stop stanning for a minute and actually pay attention
DAILY TVL UPDATES @daily_TVL_updates just tweeted:
Lestat spotted last night with a blonde woman [image shows lestat and the woman smoking outside of a club] ... Do you guys think this is Gabrielle ??
Diinah @_queer_armangelical replied to @DAILY TVL UPDATES: it has to be .. they look alike
Lindyyy @BilliesBabyMama replied to @DAILY TVL UPDATES and @_queer_armangelical: I'm sick and tored of this fandom... this is the grainest picture i've ever seen and yall GRASPING AT STRAWS
REPOSTED by
Here tf fuck we go. I swear most of you guys are shipping mother and son
DAILY TVL UPDATES @daily_TVL_updates just tweeted:
Lestat spotted last night with a blonde woman [image shows Lestat and the woman smoking outside of a club] ... Do you guys think this is Gabrielle ??
REPOSTED by Louis @LDPDL
@TheVampLestat smoke a cigarette like a real man
DAILY TVL UPDATES @daily_TVL_updates just tweeted:
Lestat spotted last night with a blonde woman [image shows Lestat and the woman smoking outside of a club] ... Do you guys think this is Gabrielle ??
REPOSTED by LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat
Louis, s'il te plaît ! Mon amour, ne m'en veux pas.
[Twitter Translate: Louis, please! My love, don't be mad at me]
Louis @LDPDL
@TheVampLestat smoke a cigarette like a real man
Brianna @SaveTheTruffulaTrees just tweeted:
Yup blonde lady is 10000% Gabrielle
Pop Crave ✅ @PopCrave just tweeted:
Lestat de Lioncourt is in Another Scandal... This Time with His Mother [Article attached]
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @PopCrave: YOU DARE! I WILL KILL YOU RICKY HOGARTH OF POP CRAVE!! No, no, I will visit your mother in Colorado first and we'll see how much you like to involve mothers then
TMZ ✅ @TMZ just tweeted:
TVL Lead Singer, Lestat de Lioncourt, Threatens to Pop Crave Admin Ricky Hogarth
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TMZ: YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT
REPOSTED by Louis @LDPDL
Is this who you guys want? Is who you're tweeting at for you some attention? HAVE HIM! TAKE HIM! Take this man off my hands the garbage bag is too fucking heavy
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @TMZ: YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT YOU'RE NEXT
REPOSTED by Jenn @Lestats_Fave_Vein
Lestat is going through a tough time rn and louis is making everything sm worse.. If Lestat were mine I'd with him making sure he's okay
Louis @LDPDL:
Is this who you guys want? Is who you're tweeting at for you some attention? HAVE HIM! TAKE HIM! Take this man off my hands the garbage bag is too fucking heavy
REPOSTED by Louis @LDPDL
He has his mother for that sweetie
Jenn @Lestats_Fave_Vein: Lestat is going through a tough time rn and louis is making everything sm worse.. If Lestat were mine I'd with him making sure he's okay
REPOSTED by Louis @LDPDL
No I don't. I think he deserves to get hit by serval trucks then have his limbs torn off by me. He's a lying, suffocating, disease
Loustat @LesLou4Ever: @LDPDL you still love him
Biiiiiancaaaa @BiancaLikesGirls just tweeted:
Why Louis is overreacting and should calm tf down... a thread
REPOSTED by Louis' Right Dimple @Lylah666
This thread summarized... It's Not Incest They're Just French! Girl... stfuuuuuuu like Louis doesnt fucking know Lestat is french AND THAT DOESNT MAKE ANYTHING BETTER
Biiiiiancaaaa @BiancaLikesGirls:
Why Louis is overreacting and should calm tf down... a thread
gabrielle @gabriel_le just tweeted:
My son has always allowed his emotions dictate his life. It is unbecoming of him and to witness this tantrum? Embarrassing
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @gabriel_le: MAMAN!!!
gabrielle @gabriel_le replied to @TheVampLestat: calm yourself even before the Dark Gift you came from noble blood. Behave as such. You are better than this groveling mess. If Louis wishes not to be with you, leave him.
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @gabriel_le: I can't. I won't.
gabrielle @gabriel_le replied to @TheVampLestat: this is Nicolas all over again
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @gabriel_le: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME
Jack @JackOfNoTrades just tweeted:
Lestat and his mother went on Kimmel to end these rumors.. idk whether I should laugh or cry
[Video of Lestat and Gabrielle on a couch beside Kimmel]
Kimmel: Lestat and Gabrielle de Lioncourt, everyone!
Lestat, waving and blowing kisses to the audience: Yes, I love me too
Gabrielle, glaring at the audience: It's intoxicating in here
Lestat: It's called Ozempic.. Poison in their blood.
*Audience picks up on this and laughs*
Kimmel: Let's get into it. You've taken fame and the internet by storm. You've been exactly a year in the spotlight. Your song "Long Face" dropped last Summer and the rest is history
Lestat: Oui, one year. But what can I say? People cannot get enough of me
Kimmel: Neither can news outlets. Do you know you've been featured in the most articles than any other celebrity this year?
Lestat: What an honor-
Kimmel, interrupting him: Not all good though. Speaking of this latest scandal.
Lestat: ...Yes
Kimmel: Would you like to clarify those who think and and your mother, well, um...
Lestat: Yes, it's quite simple-
Gabrielle, slapping a hand over Lestat's mouth: I'll handle this. You see, Kimmel, Lestat and I have been each other's only family for quite sometime. I lost my husband, 6 out of 7 of sons, our home.
*Audience gasps*
Kimmel: I'm sorry for your losses, Gabrielle
Gabrielle, waved him: Only three of my children reached adulthood; Augustin, the middle one, and youngest being Lestat
Lestat: I do not miss Augustine
Kimmel: The middle one?
Gabrielle: Yes, that's what I said. Anyway, we've grown extremely dependent of each other. I can see where people can misunderstand our dynamic. I am not saying it was a healthy one, but just informing of the reality of our situation.
Kimmel: Sounds like you've been through alot
Lestat: We have and yet we've come out stronger on the other side together
*Audience claps*
Kimmel, reaching for something beneath his desk: Before we go to commercial, I've got something for you Lestat,
Lestat, perking up: For me? What is it?
Kimmel, reveals a boxed Exciting Macaron Labubu: Tada!
Lestat: A LABUBU! GIVE IT TO ME!
*Kimmel hands off the Labubu to Lestat who is smiling*
Gabrielle: What is this...?
Lestat, looking at the possible choices: I want Toffee or Green Grape. His color reminds me of the eyes of my sweet Louis
Kimmel, gesturing: C'mon open it
*Lestat tears open the box then the enclosed bag; It's Green Grape*
Lestat: I shall name him Louis after my Louis. He's so cute.
Gabrielle: it's hideous
*Lestat gasps*
[End of clip]
June @JUNEBUUG replied to @JackOfNoTrades: This was... a lot. Heartbreaking I feel so bad for Gabrielle
Lindy @LESTATS_SUGAR_BB replied to @JackOfNoTrades: I guess this explains those weird vibes ...
DIVINE @IWASTHERE_IREMEMBER replied to @JackOfNoTrades: are we glossing over the fact Gabrielle said 'the Middle one' abut her dead son??
Blue 💙 @Blueskyandpudding replied to @JackOfNoTrades and @IWASTHERE_IREMEMBER: Middle child syndrome fr
ROSEMARY @Bi_Florist replied to @JackOfNoTrades: Lestat finally got his Labubu!! I thought Louis would buy out Pop Mart for him
Damien @PlayBoiiiLestat replied to @JackOfNoTrades: Love that Lestat can't sit through a single interview without mentionING Louis
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel just tweeted:
Now why tf did Jimmy Kimmel go and give this idiot a Labubu after I told him they don't ship to America
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @Molloy_Daniel: so you lied to me :(
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @TheVampLestat: yes :)
Lestat's Blood Dispenser @DebbieCakes just tweeted:
WELCOME TO THE LABUBU COMMUNITY @TheVampLestat <3
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @DebbieCakes: I want them all!!!
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
He named his demon doll after me... Lestat...
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @LDPDL: You're just gonna forgive him??
Louis @LDPDL replied to Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel: he's been through a lot...
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: Je t'aime mon doux Louis. Je ne peux pas vivre sans toi, bébé.
[Twitter translation: I love you my sweet Louis. I can't live without you, baby.]Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: I miss you.. The bed is not the same without you
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: Let me correct that
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: come home cher and fuck me
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: thank you Louis
Louis @LDPDL just tweeted:
Sex is cancelled. Why did he bring the Labubu with him into my bed??
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: why do you hate our baby?
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: you're not fucking me with that thing near me
LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: but Louis...
Louis @LDPDL replied to @TheVampLestat: NO LES I REBUKE IT
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel replied to @LDPDL and @TheVampLestat: Burn it 🔥
Daniel Molloy ✅ @Molloy_Daniel just tweeted:
...Has anyone seen Armand ??