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:::Becky:::
"Please please please?" I whined into the phone. "You've got to do this for me."
"No way." Tammy shot me down again without even considering it.
"Come oooooon." I groaned. "You're my last hope."
"No." She groaned back at me. "Why do you want me to fuck your brother anyway?"
"Because he's a loser, duh." I sighed.
"And?"
"And he's about to be a freshman. In our school. Where I'll be a senior." I was waiting for her to catch on, but she remained silent. I sighed again. "Everyone is going to know he's my brother, and when they see how much of a loser he is, they're going to think I'm a loser too, that I've got loser DNA in the family. I can't have that, I can't have him ruin my reputation with his patheticnes."
"Oh, okay." Tammy finally caught on. "I guess you have a point. I mean, *I* never thought you were a loser because of your brother, but we're besties, right?"
"Right! And like a good bestie you're going to teach him how to fuck, right?"
"Nope." She didn't even hesitate. She just shot me down. Damnit. "Why don't you ask Lexi?"
"I already did. She says he's too young."
"Well he is only 14. What about Jacklyn?" She suggested.
"Says he's too much of a loser, a lost cause, and, quote, 'doesn't want his loser cum all over her tits,' or something like that." I groaned. "Of course you don't want his loser cum all over your tits, nobody does, that's why I need him to stop being a loser. Duh!"
"Okay what about Samantha?"
"You mean Sam? She goes by Sam now."
"She does?"
"Yeah, you didn't hear?"
"No, what's up with that?"
I sighed. "Same reason she won't fuck Tommy, because I guess she's a dyke now. I give it like six months before she finally realizes she's just trans."
"Oh. Really?" She laughed for a brief moment. "No wait actually that totally makes sense. Wait didn't she fuck Brad?"
"Yeah, and it was so bad she realized she was gay I guess, how lame is that?"
"Oh my god." Tammy laughed. "I heard he was pretty big, though."
"Yeah I heard that too, but his face, god, I could never." I rolled my eyes. "Oh my god, not the point."
"Right, your brother." She snickered.
"Yeah. Ashley said it would be too weird fucking my brother, because he's too much like me, as if that matters. Marissa and Marsha both said no because they don't fuck virgins. Bethany said no and wouldn't even say why, which like, okay, I guess, but she doesn't have to be dramatic about it."
"That's not that dramatic." Tammy gently scolded me.
I gritted my teeth and took a deep breath. "Okay, you're right. Boundaries. I get it. I get it." I sighed again. "Oh and Leslie said she won't do it because she's a virgin."
"No she isn't!" Tammy laughed.
"I know right? But she says she only takes it in the ass, so it doesn't count."
"Oh my god, she doesn't know?" Tammy gasped excitedly.
"Know what?" I could tell this was going to be juicy.
"That guy Albert fucked her after she passed out at Lexi's party back in April."
"No way!"
"No lie. I saw it myself, he was balls deep, in her pussy, not her ass." She assured me confidently.
"Seriously? That's sort of lame, he's kind of an asshole. Wait, was Al even at that party?" It had been a crazy night, maybe I missed him.
"No, not Al, Albert, that kid in the marching band."
"Oh, right, Albert." I'm pretty sure Leslie was the one who had invited him to the party. "Okay, he's not so bad. Wait, aren't they both in band together?" I gasped. "Do you think he has a crush on her?"
"Oh my god maybe!"
"Oh, that's sort of sweet." I cooed. "Like what if they start dating?"
"Right?" She giggled.
"Oh my god, they'd make a cute couple. Wait, whatever. Tommy, okay? See I've asked everyone already, that's my point, you're my last hope."
"No way." She didn't even think about it. "Last time I fucked a 14 year old I was 12, and he was a virgin, and it was lame. I don't want to do that again. Besides, I've got a boyfriend now."
"And?"
"And I'm trying not to cheat on him."
"Since when?" She had cheated on plenty of boys.
"Since I like him, okay?" She scoffed. "It doesn't even matter anyway, my answer is still no."
"Fine." I grumbled. "You were my last hope. Now he's going to start freshman year and make a fool out of himself and drag me down with him."
"School doesn't start for a while, you've got all summer to find someone. Oh! What about Carrie? She'd be perfect."
"I know, I asked, she also said he was too young, since she's 18 now and doesn't want to get in any trouble." I groaned. "Like come on, she's obviously just making an excuse, she pretty much only sleeps with younger boys."
"Right? I thought if anything she'd say he's too old, but I didn't think there's anybody *too young* for her."
"Right? I heard she once snuck off with someone's 10 year old brother, you know?"
"Oh, she definitely did, I was the one who told you that."
"Oh really? Sorry."
"I know she's not your friend really but what about Janet? I heard she even fucks her dog, there's no way she'd say no."
"Oh my god, don't say that, she only fucked her dog that one time because it was a dare, Greg said he was there." I sighed. "Besides, her parents found out about something, who knows what, and she's grounded for like a year."
"Oh, that sucks."
"There's nobody else." I flopped down onto my bed in defeat. "I'm doomed."
"Well, sorry, but I'm sure you'll think of something." There was a distant voice on her end of the call. "What? Okay. Hey, Becky? I've got to go, okay?"
"Okay, byeeeee."
She hung up, and let out a deep sigh, a defeated sigh. There really was only one option left at this point, I was going to have to fuck him myself. God, what a hassle.