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"Thank You, FR1DGEman"

Summary:

-7n7 lost coolkidd in the C00lCarnival map
-c00lkidd comes out of the fountain
-7n7 tells him to 'wash ball' (random ah forsaken meme, look it up if you don't know, valuable context trust)

Notes:

(Never done this before so bear with me)
Yall this is a Joke fic I made for my brother, so if it is bad, that's because it was written to the standards of a ten year old.

My beta reader (brother) said it was immaculate so I lived up to his standards at least

I had no idea what to do for the title so I just called it "thank you,[brothers roblox display name]" idk man

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

7n7 was walking around the c00l Carnival, it was a new thing that was staying in town for a week before moving to the next one over. He thought it would be fun to take his son there to play for the day. It was fun, but only for the first part.

After 7n7 had taken c00lkidd to see the ferris wheel and the mini games, he was planning to head though the gift shop and back home, except that's not how it went. C00lkidd didn't want to leave so he ran off into a crowd and disappeared, now it was dark and the crowds had gone, but c00lkidd still hadn't been found.

7n7 was pacing around the fountain in the center of the park, still stressed about the whereabouts of c00lkidd, he was considering Calling the police to report him as missing, but he knew after the 'pizza place incident' the police weren't to fond of him and his son. As he started his 19th lap he heard a rumbling beside him, in the fountain.

The rumbling then erupted into what could only be described as a church choir. The water in the fountain seemed to almost glow then suddenly, c00lkidd rose from the water with his arms in the air, like a performer expecting applause. 7n7s eyes widened before he suddenly smirking. This confused c00lkidd before he realised why his father was so smug. 7n7 turned around and before c00lkidd could ask anything, he turned back holding three brown balls in his hands.

"It's time to wash ball, son."

C00lkidd suddenly gasped as if frightened, offended maybe, but backed away, further unto the fountain. This just made 7n7s smile widen. He stepped into the fountain, his feet causing the water to splash in all directions as he approached his son again.

"Wash daddy's ball."

C00lkidd looked more frightened then anything at this point, it would make you wonder what sort of horrors 7n7 had previously put c00lkidd through.

"No! I don't want to wash daddy's ball! Please!"

Those where the last words spoken from the Carnival until it opened to the public again the next day. No words, however, what was heard from the Carnival, was the noises of

...

SCRUBBING.

Notes:

I wasn't even planning to post this until I showed it to a friend and they said 100% post it so I did

My brother wants more chapters of c00lkidd getting lost in different maps and randomly popping out of places lmao

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