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Light and yami yugi were two very different people living in very different positions. They were both sitting g across from each other. Suddenly the train went over a bump and sent Light flying across to where yami was sitting, their members touched each other through clothing, they were hard, they blushed and they were as red as tomatoes. The train arrived at lights stop, they both got off
"Can i come with you?" Yami asks
"Of course my baba grill" light answers
Tbey make their way to a motel as qhick as they could.
They got a room and went insise. The room was big (yk what else is big?)
Light pulls yami onto the bed
"WAIT! I need to checked with yuugi to see if i can have sex, I know it's weird but I am using his body, one sec"
Yami cheeks with yuugi and he is fine with it.
Light starts cartrefi g gais hair but it's too spiky and it hurt, so instead he starts kidsing his feet violently. Yamis feet are very delicate, all ten toes unbelievable beautiful, one of yamis feet tanned and the other one white, like a tub of ice cream.
Light starts sacking yamis feet (yummy yummy in my tummy).
Yami moans manly. Light smacks yamis arse.
Yami screams "FUCK MEEE"
Light answers "you want me me to fuck you hard baby, you slut?"
"Yes daddy" yami moans
Light starts unbuttoning yamis trousers.
Yami starts unbuttoning lights trousers. They both pull each others trousers and pants down and their cocks spring out, lights cock is 50 centimetres and yamis 5cm long.
Light tells yami to suck his cock real hard, yami makes lights cock bleed and eventually it cums off.
"Oh fack, welp, you will have to be a top then" light tells yami
"A...a...a t..to...top..? I've never been one before (lies iykyk)"
Light screams at yami "COME ON LITTLE SLUT FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Yami screams and moans
Yami starts getting on top or light, light caresses yamis deck with both hands.
"Fuck me NOW"
Yami gets nervous and slips inside him, he starts off slow and ends up funking him harshly.Yami fycks him so harshly that his dicj falls off inside him.
"Yami, WHAT DIS YOU DO? Yami"
"Oh no, my duck fell of... inside you... I'm sowy"
"It's alright baba grill, now I can have e you inside me forever"
The end

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Light spent most of nights at the bar after Yami yugi died, he was depressed with depression, drinking his problems away, he had no purpose in life, no sex, no love, no lover, until, these guys came into the same bar one day, a average heighted guy with blonde hair and a tall guy with brown hair, they looked like good friends or even more...

The two young guys approached light, who looked depressed (because he was), the blonde guy started talking first,
"Hey dude, wassup, your girlfriend left you or wha?"
Light answered, "no, my...my... my boyfriend DIED" Light started crying immediately while cursing the blonde guy off. The taller guy immediately shut Light off by kissing him, Light was surprised by how good it was, bit... who even were those people. Light pushed him away, "Wait,wait,wait,wait, what is your name?"
The tall guy looked at him as if he was stupid, "you..you don't know ME? I'm seto kaiba, of course, and this is my friend with benefits, Joey Weewaa, we are looking for some fun"
Light stared at him, "fun? No, I'm not looking for "fun", my fucking lover has died, I need someone to fill me like he did, I need someone who-" Light falls of his chair because of how drunk he was and his head starts bleeding, joey weewaa picks him up and all three of them go to kaibas home.

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"Oh, you are awake, are you feeling alright?" Kaiba asks Light as soon as he wakes up, looking worried for him
"Oh yeah, what happened? Did I fall or summin? Happens often don't worry" Light looks at Kaiba, sitting there so handsomely, with his brunette fairy tale hair and his vibrant blue bloodsucking eyes, light is nothing compared to that beauty.
"You are so handsome, you are so fucking hot" light let's that slip out.
"L-l-l-l-l-l-light??? You really think that about me? I've been fantasising about you since the day saw you at the supermarket, you looked so smart and so put together, but I didn't want to say anything, I didn't know if my friend with benefits joey weewaa would react, but then I told him about you and he said he saw you at the pretzel slicing competition in Germany and he said he wanted to fuck you, sorry that was a big yap."
Kaiba looks embarrassed, his heart racing at a thousand miles an hour1, his pants getting tighter.
Light notices his trousers slightly outlining his shape but tries to ignore it, "Wait, so, Kaiba? Is it? Where is uh, the blonde one, Joe?"
Kaiba smirks, "Oh don't worry, he's just gone to the supermarket to get some stuff, he'll be back soon, but, we could do something while he's out...." kaiba smirks.
Light does likethe sound of that.

A few minutes lawr and kaiba has thrown light onto the stove (it is turned off) and taken his pants off, lights members Springsteen out, 24 amazing inches long, the biggest kaiba hasever seen.
"Oh my gyat light, this... this is too big, how? What? When? Where? Why? And how? This is massive lassive"
Light's smirk slowly runs away, "Kaiba, j have something to tell you, one day, whe my boyfriend was still alive, we were having sex one day and things... got a little bit TOO WILD and he suck my cock off so fucking hard that it came off, so this... isn't my real cock, we'll, it is, but, it's safety pinned on, so it's not safe to fuck with, I'm sorry" Kaiba listens carefully and understand lights trubbles, "it's ok, I can be the alpha, the master, I'll show you" Kaiba zips his trousers down and slowly takes his pants off, revealing his 62 inch hard cock, he graps it with both hands and shoves it into lights tight ass. Light moans in pleasure. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fackkk feels like there is a 62 inch cock in me"

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Light has fucked Kaiba, Joey and kaiba and Joey at the same time, ALL positions and all types, but something deep inside him (no, not a dick) feels wrong, like something is missing, something special.

"Kaiba, Joey, I need to speak with you guys" Light sips his tea that he made earlier using Kaiba's blue eyes white dragon kettle.
" Yeah wassup my guyy?" Joey Weewaa is worried,he's eating a dick shaped cookie he bought of a random lady from the street.
"Yean what's up Light darling warling blue eyed white dragon edition darling?" Kaiba sits twisting his legs while drinking his canned milk from his canned milk vending machine that there is only two of.
"Something is wrong, I can't stay with you guys, something is missing, there is no..."
"No what????" Joey weewaa and kaiba are intrigued and scared, shivering in their timbers.
"There is no spikyness, my lover's spikyness, it was so erotic and bombastic, but you don't have it and now I have depression beacons of being depressed again, I'm sorry, good bye."

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Light Yagami was alone, sitting on his sofa, crying while watching his favourite comfort show, Garfield, eating chocolate cereal with chocolate milk. He suddenly heard a noise, a noise coming from outside, a big bad boom, kaboom. He looked outside, and there there was a huge egg that looked like a dinosaur egg. Light got his can opener, went outside and threw it as hard as he could against the big egg. The egg cracked. A huge purple cloud came out, and out of the purple cloud, Yami Yugi came out, naked.

They were both inside the house, Yami Yugi had a bath and put some clothes on, Light was crying brown tears (from how much chocolate he had eaten, yum yum yum), he hugged Yami Yugi as hard as he could "Goddammm you are so fricking sexy" he said.

Yami and Light continued watching Garfield, now happy, eating takes, except, light didn't like the powder and Yami Yugi didn't like the crisp part, so Yami Yugi licked the spicyness off and then Light took a taki chip and ATE IT.

Light now had a kitty he had gotten a few days ago, called Yamiyugiyamiyugiyamiyugigarfield, it was a white kitty with one big black patch on its belly. "I love your kitty named Yamiyugiyamiyugiyamiyugigarfield, it's so cuuutee" Yami Yugi said.
"Well, thank you thank you, guess who Inamed it after" Light answered
Yami Yugi put a hand to his chin and started stroking it (his chin, not his willy (because he doesn't have one anymore, remember?)). "I'm not sure, this is a hard one (not like Yami Yugi because he doesn't have anything to get hard, remember?) tell me" Yami Yu gi answers Light.
"I named him after Lee!" Light exclaims.
"Who the flip is Lee?" Yami Yugi questions Lights exclamation.
They break the fourth wall, oh no, this isn't possible, what the flip is happening, this shouldn't be happening, stop, stop hallo everybody, I am Leeeeeeeeee, wait no, too many eeeeeeees, I am Lee and I am this creator of this ama-oh ok never I d, we are back, fourth wall unbroken.

"You silly, I named him after you! Yami Yugi, oh and Garfield, because I though putting Yamiyugiyamiyugiyamiyugiyamiyugi was a lil too much, so I wanted to put something cat related, I hope you don't mind" Light tells Yami Yugi.
"Oh don't worry, I don't know how I didn't guess me! Oh and Garfield, that was a pretty hard one to be honest" Yami Yugi laughs.

They both continue watching Garfield forrr *checks watch* about 3 days, 2hours, 52 minutes and 3 seconds. Enjoy life!