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I awoke to the slamming of doors as my mother yelled for me to come downstairs. I turned to my husband who sat in bed next to me, WE HAD AN EPIC SLEEPOVER the night before and he looked exhausted from staying up all night with me on Minecraft.
“ANGORA, GET YOUR BITCH ASS DOWNSTAIRS AND PACK SOME SHIT, I SOLD YOU!” my ho ass mom yelled from downstairs. I panicked packing everything I needed, Hello Kitty plushie, and a shit ton of clothes.
“Love, what's going on? What does she mean ‘sold’?” My dashing and wonderfully charming lover asked, utterly ✨discombobulated✨. I give them a kiss before going downstairs, with him cautiously following behind.
“Mom! What the actual-” I stopped, seeing a rather smug looking… holy shit, he’s in my science class?! Scott fucking Malkinson!? My worst fucking enemy since 4’th grade. “MALKINSON!?” He snickers, glancing over at Moon.
“Your boyfriend can come too..” he said with a thick lisp, “Oh and i got your Dithney Pluth account…” I scowl he had bought me, my lover AND my Disney Plus?
“This fucking SUCKS”
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I was currently sitting on Scott's couch with Moon, he was upstairs taking a shower and I had nowhere else to go since my mom up and and Moon’s parents were still in England so we ended up staying.
What were we watching? Well My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic of course. As we watched the show I hadn’t noticed Scott come downstairs until a loud thud happened. I rushed up and ran to the stairs, that Scott had just fallen down, Moon staying seated on the couch clearly not giving a fuck.
“Damn… Did it hurt?” Scott whimpered in pain, completely face planted and I snickered quietly helping him up. “Thh-thut the fuck up…” Moon would normally say something but he was passed the fuck out on the couch…somehow? I sighed, glancing over, dropping Scott's hands and letting him fall to the ground again.
“Omg..why are you-..Nevermind…” I stood by Moon for a second before moon mysteriously awoke and grabbed my face, “THE FUCK-” then we kissed. It was soft and sweet and I held one of his hands gently, Scott stared in horror from his place on the ground.
“EW WTF-” He yelled lisp heavy as ever before passing out from low blood sugar. Then I pulled away glancing at the tv.
“Ooh this is my fav part…”
“Me too babe…”
Then we kissed…again.