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Legolas woke up one morning to find his driver's license had come in the mail. He was so ecstatic that he returned to the quarters and ripped Aragorn out of bed.
“Aw, why did you wake me up?” Cried the ranger
“It's 1pm in the afternoon, besides, I want to get to McDonald's. We can take the new van.”
“Please, that old piece of junk? Do you even have a-”
“Right here.” The card had a pristine picture of Legolas, taken at such an angle that his ears vanished. The photo for some reason was also the graphical background of the card.
“How the hell did you pass a driver’s ed?”
“What do you mean?”
“You're an elf.”
Aragorn wasn't wrong in his skepticism about letting elves drive. They were 30 minutes away from the nearest McDonald's, which meant he had to suffer through 30 minutes of Legolas’s mixtape. It was a joyous collection of hits such as “Revenge” by CaptainSparklez and “Mystical Magical” by Benson Boone.
Not to mention, Legolas was driving like a maniac because he wanted to wiggle his finger to his favorite tunes more than he wanted to avoid tumbling off the side of the mountain.
When they pulled up to the McDonald's, the drive thru had been overtaken by a bunch of boys with skateboards and gold-tipped daggers so they decided just to go inside.
“What can I get for you gentlemen?” Asked the cashier when they got up to the counter. Legolas ordered a Filet o’ Parsnip and helped himself to some diet fanta at the soda fountain. Aragorn ordered normal food and paid for it in coupons as he, too, had his own issues.
After they finished their meal, the men started on their way back to the car. Unfortunately, they were noticed by Frodo and his friend Sam, jogging miles behind. They were sharing a bag of hot chips. Sam was too busy licking his taki fingers to wave at them, but Frodo was ecstatic.
“Hi!” The mens’ hafling friend exclaimed. Before he could say anymore, Aragorn kicked him like a football and he went flying back 100 feet.
“Why'd you do that?!” Cried Legolas.
“Why not?” Responded Aragorn, a badass smirk forming on his face.
Then he backflipped all the way home and Legolas totally wrecked the shit out of that van