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BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Bachira: 

does anyone have the biology homework done i gyatt food poisoning and didnt finish it 

Isagi: 

I dmed you

Bachira: 

TY TY TY TY TY o(≧▽≦)o

Hiori:

food poisoning? 

Bachira:

i driank expired milk

Hiori:

oh! thats nice!

[replying to Isagi]

Chigiri:

oh but when IIIIII ask you for answers suddenly its “do it yourself lazy bum” 😒

Isagi: 

Suck my balls idk

Shidou: 

Yknow who i want to suck my balls 👅👅😍😍🤤🤤

@Sae

Sae: 

No.

Yukimiya: 

Yikes

Otoya: 

L RIZZ 👎👎👎 

Karasu:

L RIZZ 😂😂😂

Charles: 

DONT LISTEN TO THESE GUYS

YOULL GET HIM NEXT TIME KING !1!1!1!!1

Shidou: 

CHARLES UR THE ONLY REAL ONE HERE THE REST OF U CAN EAT MY FAT ASS!!!!!!

Reo: 

I think the phrase is “kiss my ass”

Shidou: 

I know 👅

Reo: 

Oh.

Nagi: 

reo cn u cm pck m up @ th lbry 

m trd

Reo: 

Of course, treasure 💜

Nagi:

🤍

Hiori: 

i js gagged

Reo: 

Kill yourself.

Chigiri:

REO 😭😭

Hiori: 

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY ASS SITUATIONSHIP

Reo: 

We aren’t gay???

Nagi: 

?

Karasu: 

holy oblivious

Yukimiya: 

…are you sure?

Reo: 

This is stupid.

Reo has gone offline.

Nagi has gone offline.

Isagi: 

Wait what?? 

I thought they were dating???

Yukimiya: 

They are. They just haven't realized it yet.

Chigiri: 

i need them to hurry up and figure it out cause if i have to hear one more rant from reo about his “precious treasure” being “distant” (he responded to his dm ten seconds later when it usually takes him five) im going to strangle him and his pet

Shidou: 

Speaking of pets..

Sae: 

Ryusei.

Shidou: 

ngh

Sae has gone offline.

Shidou: 

NOOOO COME BACK 

SAEBAE

BOOBOO BEAR

LOVE OF MY LIFE

FIRE OF MY LOINS

HAUNTER OF MY (WET) DREAMS

BEARER OF MY CHILDREN

MASTER

Rin has come online.

Bachira: 

RINRIN!!!!

Rin has gone offline.

Bachira: 

rinrin :(

Shidou: 

SAEEEEEEEEEE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Sae has come online.

Sae: 

My room. You have 5 minutes.

Shidou: 

YES SIR 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😈😈😈😈😈

Sae has gone offline.

Shidou has gone offline.

Isagi: 

What the fuck 

Niko:

it WORKED??

Hiori: 

@Chigiri tell reo im sorry

those two are so much worse

Chigiri:

😭

Rin: 

disgusting.

Bachira: 

RINRIN!!!!! HIIII!!!!

Rin: 

hi bachira.

Isagi

HI RINRIN

Rin:

don’t call me that.

Isagi:

DUDE

WHY CAN BACHIRA SAY IT BUT NOT ME

:((((

Rin:

i gave up with him.

Bachira:

:3

Hiori:

@Niko are you thinking what im thinking

Niko:

dms

 Niko - Hiori 

Niko:

300k, slow burn, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, love triangle, temporarily unrequited love

Hiori:

YES

you get it

Niko:

duh 🤞

Hiori:

pulling up google docs rn

will you beta read for me 🥺🥺

Niko:

of course anything for you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hiori:

okay yeah i think i just lost part of my soul

Niko:

i regretted that the moment i pressed send

Hiori:

its okay this fic will redeem all our sins

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Yukimiya:

What are those two scheming

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BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Bachira:

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUAY SFUYS GUSY

COME HERE

@everyone

PLS

Isagi:

??

Chigiri:

jesus bachira what

Hiori:

its too early for this

Yukimiya:

It’s literally 1 pm

Hiori:

its always too early for this

Niko:

ive never related to a sentence so much

Isagi:

@Bachira What did you want?

Bachira:

OH yEHA

ARE ANY OF YOU GOING TO THE ART CLUB MEETING TODAY?????

Shidou:

I AM

Kurona:

me too

too 

Isagi:

I have debate, sorry!!!

Chigiri:

im not but i think @Ness is

Ness:

Oh hi!!

and yes, i am!

Bachira:

OKAY!!! YAY!!!!

Yukimiya:

Speaking of clubs, @Niko you’re coming to book club this year, right?

Niko:

yeah

Charles:

CAN I COME????

Niko:

well yeah, if you want. anyone can come.

i don’t think i’ve ever seen you read a book before tho

Charles:

its cus im dislecic 

Niko:

so why would you join a book club??

Charles:

bc youll be thare 

Niko:

uh okay

Aryu:

Ah, young love ✨

Niko:

😐

Sae:

@Isagi Rin is doing Student Council, correct?

Isagi:

Uh yeah

Why didn’t you ask him?

Sae:

He blocked me.

Isagi:

Oh

Aiku:

LMFAOOOO

Hiori:

crazy

Yukimiya:

Itoshi brothers being shit at communication part 2647

Reo:

It’s actually impressive.

Chigiri:

reo, sweetie, lets sit this one out.

Nagi has come online

Nagi:

dnt cl reo swte

Chigiri:

u really came online JUST for that??

Nagi:

u cld reo swte. dnt. 

Chigiri:

damn okay

sorry for encroaching on your territory or whatever

Nagi:

-x-

Isagi:

Okay moving on…

Hiori:

did any of yall see the fight yesterday

Karasu:

LMAO YEAH

shark teeth broke that kid’s nose

Isagi:

Wait, Raichi and Kuon?

Hiori:

ya i think so

Isagi:

Yeah, that makes sense. They’ve been at each other’s throats since middle school.

Otoya:

ok but does anyone have the vid

Hiori:

$10

Otoya:

wtf no

@Karasu tell ur boyfriend to give me a discount pls 🙏

Karasu:

Nah I’m good

Otoya:

nothing but snakes these days…

Chigiri

pack it up

Reo:

“im brocken 💔🥀⛓️”

Chigiri:

“i cant live with all these demons in my head..”

Reo:

“I’m (not) fine…”

Otoya:

STOP

Bachira:

me when im trying to get someone to stop

Hiori:

well yes that’s typically how stop is used

Bachira:

yeah it is

Sendou:

@Isagi Is it broken

Isagi:

Hey

Megs is perfectly fine

Bachira:

the monster agrees !!!!!!!!

Sendou:

Oh nah

[replying to Isagi]

Hiori:

megs 🤨

Isagi:

What? It’s just a nickname

Yukimiya:

Oh lord not another one…

Isagi:

???

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BLUE LOCK BALLERS 

Hiori:

now which one of yall just barked in the damn hallway

Niko:

CHARLES

STOP

Charles:

sorry i saw my beyouteful pookie bear 🥰😈

Niko:

STOP CALLING ME THAT

Charles:

why 🥺

Niko:

i am NOT your pookie bear

Charles:

thats what u think

Niko:

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Sae:

@Shidou 

Shidou:

SAE 😍😍

oh

charles behave im trying 2 get into saebaes pants

Charles:

👿

Ness:

inside thoughts guys ☺️

Aiku:

nah speak ur truth

Ness:

dont listen to him 🩷

he failed last year and couldnt graduate

he will only lead you down a dark road 

Aiku:

smh

Otoya:

smd

Aiku:

well if ur offering

Bachira:

OH GOD

I NEED TO PEE SO BAD 

IT HURTS

Chigiri:

so go to the bathroom??

Bachira:

MY MONSTER DOESNT TRUST THE BATHROOM

Aryu:

School restrooms are so not glam.

Hiori:

bachira are we sure you arent schizophrenic

Bachira:

my monster says im not

Hiori:

oh! okay!

Yukimiya:

Yeah I’m not touching that.

@Kunigami How much have you gotten done on our project?

Kunigami:

I’m almost finished with my portion of the essay. I’ll lyk when I'm done.

Yukimiya:

Thank you

Kunigami:

👍

Chigiri:

KUNI HI

Kunigami:

Hi :)

Chigiri:

ASKSKHSJA

Chigiri - Reo

Chigiri:

REO OMG

REO

REO

REO

REO

REO

GET UR ASS OVER HERE

Reo:

WHAT

Chigiri:

HE RESPONDED TO ME WITH A SMILEY FACE LOOK AT MAIN CHAT

Reo:

oh he wants u sooo bad

Chigiri:

IKR

i mean who wouldnt

Reo:

im not gay and i still want u

Chigiri:

reo…

you dont have to lie to me :///

Reo:

STOP

IM NOT GAY

Chigiri:

right

and kuni isnt in love with me

Reo:

☹️

okay look

idk if im gay

like its complicated

idk

its weird

dont tell anyone

Chigiri:

AWWW REOOOOO

YOURE GETTING THERE 💕💕

and dw i would never tell anyone

Reo:

thank you

Chigiri:

of course 

its not like they dont already know anyway

Reo:

wait what

Chigiri:

reo… cmon 

EVERYONE can see whats going on with you and nagi

Reo:

oh

i didnt think it was that obvious

Chigiri:

weve been making gay jokes abt you and nagi for ages 😭😭

how did you not realize

Reo:

i thought you guys were just joking??

Chigiri:

i mean we are

but all jokes have basis in reality

Reo:

this is such a hassle

Chigiri:

god hes rubbing off on you

Reo:

wish he was rubbing on me

Reo has deleted one message

Chigiri:

REO?????

Reo:

whaaat who said that

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Chigiri:

reo is a FREAK

Reo:

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUTO IP

SHUTO OE

STOP

Chigiri:

HAHAHAHA

Reo:

Chigiri you EVIL SNAKE

Yukimiya:

What on earth happened

[replying to Chigiri]

Shidou:

yooo purple bun!!!!! welcome to the club 😍

Reo:

Oh my God.

Nagi:

reo wht ds chgr mn

Reo:

Don’t worry about it, treasure 💜

Nagi:

ok

🤍

Reo - Chigiri

Reo:

ok yeah im gay

and i have a crush on nagi

Chigiri:

standards are in HELL

but congrats!!!!

lord thank you ive been waiting for this moment for far too long 🙏🙏🙏

Reo:

u suck

Chigiri:

you love me 🥰

Reo:

😐

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BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Charles:

@Everyone whats a simile 👿

Zantetsu:

A pleased, kind, or amused facial expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned up and the front teeth exposed. 

Charles:

THX

Chigiri:

that’s a SMILE not a SIMILE

Hiori:

how did you google a definition and still mess it up 

Zantetsu:

Ah. My mistake.

Charles:

ok wait so whats a simile then

Yukimiya:

A comparison using “like” or “as”

Hiori:

charles ur 15 how do u not know what a simile is

Charles:

idk gang i just dont

Chigiri:

embarrassing..!

Rin:

You are an idiot.

@Isagi Where are you?

Isagi has come online.

Isagi:

HI RINRIN!!!!!!

I’m at the library!!

Why?

Rin:

It doesn’t matter.

And don’t call me rinrin

Isagi:

Awwww so you just want to see me RINRIN 🥰

Rin:

😐

I’m on my way there. If you irritate me I’m leaving immediately.

Isagi:

Sir yes sir 🫡

Hiori:

faggots

Hiori deleted one message.

Hiori:

woah who said that??

slurs are not okay guys

Yukimiya:

YO 😭

Hiori:

:3

Bachira has come online.

Bachira:

hai my namw is bachira 157&;846:.5,) gxgxy and i think its a dirt speck

Bachira has gone offline.

Hiori:

help???

Otoya:

🚑🚑

Hiori:

holy fucking cornball

Otoya:

sybau

Hiori:

kys

Bachira has come online.

Bachira:

my name is bachira67865785 and i think its a dragonfruit

Bachira has gone offline.

Yukimiya:

What is he doing

Charles:

@Sae mommy im scared

Sae:

Go complain to your father.

Charles:

😣

Hiori:

since when did sae participate in charles and shidous family roleplay

Bachira has come online.

Hiori:

uh oh

Bachira:

Bachira 12272009 amd i thinm its winter

my name is bachira 59 And i think its a Floccinaucinihilipilification

my name is bachira122455 and i think its a Antidisestablishmentarianism

my name is bachira 14476 and i think its a tree My name is bachira999889657533 and i think its a papaya My name is bachira116789 and i think it’s a banana my names bachira ;76;;6,6 and i thinks its its a carrot My name is bachira and i think itll be a tie my name is allen and i think its a something my name is bCgira 25678555 and i think is a  automotophia my name is bachira and i think its a perrywinkle my name is bachira and i think js a dogd my nsme is bachira ans u think its a cat my name is bachira ).,77,), and i think its a faf my name is alex 7;47748485696996 and u rjjnk itexa curs my nane is bachira and i think its a dof my name is bachira and i heliebe its the my name is bachira and i beliebe its a worm my name is bachira my ruruurryuftigicyygyc and i think its a tulip my bame is bachira and i think its a christmas tree my name is bachira77474747474 anf i think  its Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious  my name is bachira758859596 and i tjink ite a Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism my namd is bschia 4my rururury ans i think is a Hippopotomonstrosesquippeda my name is bachira CB and i think ite a Honorificabilitudinitatibus my namr is bachira and i thinn jd. A Incomprehensibilities my name is bahisxuduicifivvivi and i think its a Thyroparathyroidectomized my name is bavbiea and i thinknits a Dichlorodifluoromethane my name js bachira an i tjink its a Spectrophotofluorometrically my name ks bachira nd i think its a Xenotransplantation my name i bachira an i think its a Incomprehensibilities my name is bacsghi an si yhink its a Otorhinolaryngological my nms is bachira nd i tjink its. Lake Chaubunagungamaug my namenis bagsvhxiea and ibthink is Dermatoglyphicsmy name is bacvjira andni thinknits a Electroencephalograph my name is bachira and j think its a Euouae my bane is bachira and j thjnm jyrzba Psychoneuroendocrinological my nwme is bacheia and i think irs Sesquipedalianism my namr id bachira andbi this inkn its Uncopyrightablemy nsmr id allen; ruur and i think its a Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic my name id bacsvabd i gbink ite a Coniosismy name is bachira d i thinknits. A Hippopotomonstrosesquipedali my name is bac hi ir aaa and i thinkniys a Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenu-akitanatahu.  M bame is ba on us ajd i tuink iy sia my name is baasgis 195828385 and o think its a Bachira 12272009 amd i thinm its winter

my name is bachirea 59 And i think its a Thyroparathyroidectomized my name is bachira and i think

Yukimiya:

What the fuck

Karasu:

well that’s something

Reo:

Bachira???

Bachira:

May name is bachira anf i thonknit s a

Bachira has gone offline.

Otoya:

type shit

Charles:

shit

Shidou:

shit

Kurona:

shit

shit

Hiori:

shit

Bachira has come online.

Bachira:

shit

Bachira has gone offline.

Chigiri:

what just happened

Hiori:

average conversation with bachira

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BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Nanase:

Does anyone have water? I’m really thirsty and I forgot mine at home :(

Hiori:

i have redbull

Chigiri:

ew 

Hiori:

bitch???? 

Chigiri:

redbull is NASTY

Hiori:

TAKE THAT BACK

Yukimiya:

He’s right Yo. Redbull is disgusting

@Nanase I can give you some of my water next period

Nanase:

Thank you so much!!!!!

[replying to Yukimiya]

Hiori:

U TWO ARE FREAKS WHAT

REDBULL IS GREAT

Bachira:

I lovlovloeloveee redbulll

Hiori:

BACHIRA GETS IT

Chigiri:

it’s battery acid in a can what r u on

also i watched bachira eat a fucking wire

he doesn’t exactly have reliable tastes

Bachira:
:(

Hiori:

UR SUCH A HATER

Chigiri:

proudly

Reo:

You watched Bachira eat what??

Chigiri:

it was like a full on cable cord too

icl it was kinda impressing

Bachira:

it made my mouth tingly

Hiori:

i wonder why

Shidou:

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT IT FEELS LIKE IM PREGNANT 

Yukimiya:

Good morning to you too

Chigiri:

please go back offline

Isagi:

What

Hiori:

😮

Reo:

No one wanted to know that.

Alexis:

oh!! 

Bachira:

go give birth!!!!!!

Rin:

Kill yourself.

Chigiri:

yknow what

Chigiri removed Shidou from BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Chigiri:

forgot i could do that 😛

Charles:

HEY

FASCISM

WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Chigiri removed Charles from BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Reo:

I could kiss you rn

Chigiri:

PUCKER UP RICH BOY 😘😘😘😘

Nagi has come online.

Nagi:

reo

reo

reo

Chigiri:

cock blocker smh

Chigiri deleted one message.

Reo:

Ignoring that.

Yes, treasure?

Nagi:

i miss u

cn u cm over pls

Reo:

Of course 💜

Nagi:

yay

Otoya:

remember to use protection

Yukimiya:

Toya.

Otoya:

sorry master…

Yukimiya:

Dude.

Hiori:

u could do so much better yuki

Otoya:

im amazing wdym 

Hiori:

about that…

Yukimiya:

Yo leave him alone 😭

Hiori:

:///

Otoya:

HAHA

Hiori:

KYS

Yukimiya:

Both of you, shut up.

Hiori:

fine…

Otoya:

😒

—

Nagi’s head rested on Reo’s shoulder, his soft white locks tickling the latter’s neck as he slept peacefully. The two of them were sat on Nagi’s small bed, pressed up against each other with Reo’s laptop balanced on top of their intertwined legs. An American drama was playing, though it had long been forgotten.

Reo couldn’t help but admire his best friend’s soft features which were lit up by the soft glow of the setting sun. 

He really is a treasure. My treasure.

His soft breaths, his gentle warmth, the faint smell of his shampoo; they were all Reo’s. He was the only person who was blessed enough to see this side of Nagi- to feel this side of Nagi. Truly, Reo must have been a saint in a past life to have deserved this fortune.

A warm feeling spread through the purple-haired boy. 

Love. Contentment. Peace.

As his gaze traveled over the other boy’s features, he couldn’t help but whisper to himself,

“I wish I could tell you how much I love this. How much I love you.”

A bittersweet smile graced his face. If only.

Reo continued to study Nagi’s relaxed face, not noticing the way his partner’s heartbeat had sped up.

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Rin was no stranger to shitty days, but today was particularly terrible.

First, the website that displayed the school’s cafeteria menu for the day broke, so Rin had no way of knowing what was going to be served for meals (which is essential to his daily routine) Not being able to plan what he was going to eat left uncertainty in his day– something he couldn’t stand. Ultimately, Rin decided to just not eat; it would be easier to be hungry than try eating something he isn’t prepared for.

Then, while on the way to his first period, Rin had the tragic misfortune of stumbling across his brother and that disgusting cockroach making out in the damn hallway. Maybe the menus being inaccessible was a blessing in disguise, for if he had eaten anything for breakfast, he certainly would have thrown it up.

Now, he was sitting through an insufferable hour of history. As much as Rin wanted to focus on his assignment, the kid sitting next to him was eating rice cakes and the sound of his chewing was like nails on a chalkboard. The crunches made Rin feel like needles were sticking into his ear drums.

Annoying fucking fatass.

His stomach churned and his body grew hotter as the boy continued chomping away, completely oblivious to Rin’s growing irritation.

Adding to the mounting frustration he already felt for being subjected to the nuisance sitting next to him, the classroom was filled with the loud, incessant chatter of his classmates. The noise felt like it was shooting through his ear and piercing his brain; all Rin wanted to do was shove an ice pick through his ears to make the sounds stop.

Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP.

When Rin saw the fatty next to him pull out another fucking snack, he pocketed his phone and walked right out the room without another thought. Who cares if the teacher reported him for ditching class? He’d rather get detention than be stuck in that torture chamber for another second.

His heart was racing as he headed down the hallway towards the bathroom. When he reached his destination and walked inside, Rin pulled out his phone and immediately opened messages and clicked on his DM’s with a certain blue-haired pest.

Rin - Isagi

Rin:

r u busy

Isagi:

Wtf

You texting first AND not using proper grammar?? Is the world ending

Rin:

shut up answer my question

Isagi:

I’m in class?? Not rlly doing much tho

Rin:

come to second floor bathroom by the main staircase

Isagi:

Are you okay?

I’m omw

Rin?

Rin turned off his phone and leaned against the bathroom wall. Why the hell had he texted Isagi of all people? Whatever force compelled him to do such an out of character thing must have come from Satan himself; there was absolutely no rational reason he should have done that.

While Rin was struggling with his internal crisis, Isagi entered the restroom and spotted him leaning tensely against the wall. After a slight moment of hesitation, Isagi spoke,

“This isn’t a trick to murder me, right?”

Rin’s head shot up and his previously distressed face morphed into his typical stony scowl upon seeing the other boy standing in front of him.

“Shut up.”

“What a warm welcome… Really makes me feel appreciated for ditching class for you.”

“You didn’t have to come.”

Isagi rolled his eyes,“You're my friend, obviously I’m going to show up for you.”

“We aren't friends, lukewarm.”

“Then why’d you ask me to meet you here? The answer is ‘because we’re friends’, by the way!”

“Tch.”

Isagi grinned.

Rin’s stomach fluttered.

“Whatever…”

“That’s basically an admission! We’re totally friends.”

“We are not friends.”

“C’mon! You know we are, just say it!”

“No. I could never be friends with some loser like you.”

Isagi replied with a pout, “Please!”

“No.”

“Pleaseeee!!”

“Absolutely not.”

“You’re breaking my heart Rinrin!”

“Do NOT call me that!”

“PLEASEEE”

“Jesus- fine! Damn! If it’ll make you shut up then whatever,” Rin conceded, his glare being enough to give any passerby nightmares for weeks.

Isagi cheered, “YAY!!! Heh.. I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist my charm.”

With a stupid smile to match his enthusiasm, he lunged for Rin to assault him with a hug.

“Hey- Get off!”

“Nope!”

“Asshole-!”

Isagi just giggled and the sound made Rin’s already racing heart beat even faster.

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As the minutes passed and the two boys continued their bantering, Rin’s earlier troubles were largely forgotten and all that was left was a warm feeling of contentment.

After a short pause in their conversation, Isagi tilted his head and asked,“Watcha doing after school Rinrin?” 

“Homework.”

“Boooo. You should come with me to debate club instead.”

Rin scoffed, “Yeah, not happening”

 “Come onnnn! Think of it as clearing your debt to me.”

“I don’t owe you anything.”

Isagi went silent for a moment, before replying with a mischievous smirk.

“If you don’t, I’ll give Shidou your entire schedule.”

Rin’s stare turned murderous.

“Don’t you fucking dare.”

“I will unless you come with me.”

“I’ll kill you,” Rin growled, “I swear.”

“Either way, you’re stuck with Shidou. And if you kill me, your bestest friend, you’ll have to deal with him alone.”

As much as he despised the idea of having to hang around a bunch of lukewarms, Rin couldn’t help but be enticed by spending more time with Isagi. 

With visible displeasure, Rin finally relented.

 “I hate you. Fine. Whatever.”

Isagi’s face lit up once again, “YAY!!! I’ll come get you after school!”

“You don’t need to walk me there like I’m a lost puppy.”

“Well, I want to, so…”

“Tch. Whatever, just don’t make me wait too long. I don’t want you wasting any more of my time.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it” 

Chapter Text

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Hiori: istg physics is going to be my last straw i cant do ts anymore 💔

i wrote “comical pendulum” instead of conical pendulum throughout all my notes chat its so over

Isagi:

Physics isn’t that bad

Hiori:

FUCK YOU ISAGI DONT START W ME RN

Isagi:

IM SORRY???

Hiori:

HWHWBBBHAH I CANT

do yall think mr prince would give me an A on my midterm if i blew him 💔

Isagi:

???

Otoya:

No harm in trying

Karasu:

Woah there

Chigiri:

HIORI 😭

[replying to Otoya]

Yukimiya:

There is an unfathomable amount of harm in trying to give a teacher a BLOWJOB

[replying to Hiori]

Why on God’s green earth would you even think of that.

Hiori:

NO CAUSE HE LITERALLY FELT UP SOME KIDS ON THE SOCCER TEAM

@Chigiri IT WAS YOU RIGHT

HE MIGHT BE INTO IT

Chigiri:

STOP I BLOCKED THAT OUT

Yukimiya:

Oh. So our teacher’s a pedophile

Hiori:

YEAH i might as well use it to my advantage

Chigiri:

uhhh i dont think so

Yukimiya:

You literally just said he felt you up??

Chigiri:

yeah but i genuinely think hes just stupid

he wanted to get an idea of our muscles and ig he didnt think through the implications of groping minors

Hiori:

ugh so i actually have to study

Chigiri:

sorry man

Yukimiya:

You have terrible priorities

Ness:

hii guys 👋

Yukimiya:

👋

Chigiri:

heyy

Hiori:

HI NESS I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK YOU

Ness:

oh whats up?

Hiori:

where tf has kaiser been i swear he just disappeared one day and today he showed up again

Ness:

i dont really know.. he wouldn’t tell me have you tried asking him? i mean if he wont tell me i doubt he’d tell you but it’s worth a shot i suppose

Hiori:

i wanted to but i dont have his number or any of his socials 💔 sucks cause thats what this gc was made for

Ness:

oh

Ness - Chigiri

Ness:

hey, i was wondering why micha isn’t in the GC?

Chigiri:

lol i was gonna add him but isagi started crashing out and i didnt want him to put a hit out on me or smth

but if ur willing pay for any injuries that may come of it, ill add him

Ness:

PLEASE

Chigiri:

alr alr

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Otoya:

guys... we’ve officially reached day 3 without shigoat…. the world feels bleak…

Hiori:

boy shut up

Otoya:

im in MOURNING

Karasu:

Im in yo mama

Otoya:

HEY

Karasu:

🤑🤑🤑

[replying to Otoya]

Chigiri:

LMFAO i forgot i removed him and charles

Chigiri added Shidou to BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Chigiri added Charles to BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Charles:

OMG FINALLY CHAT WERE SO BACK!!!!!!!!!

Shidou:

WE’VE RETURNED

CHARLES MY BOY

WE’RE HOME

Charles:

WARRR IS OVERRR

Isagi:

The peace was nice while it lasted I guess

Chigiri:

oh yeah about that

youre never getting a day of peace again

Chigiri added Kaiser to BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Isagi:

WHAT

NO

NO

NO

CHIGIRI YOU EVIL SNAKE

I HATE YOU

WHAT THE FUCK

PLEASE NO

REMOVE HIM

CHIGIRSI PLS STOP

WHY

Kaiser:

What a warm welcome. Hello to you too Yoichi 🥰

Isagi:

KILL YOURSELF

Hiori:

i love how kind we are here!

Yukimiya:

Truly the pinnacle of peace and goodwill.

Ness:

MICHA HIIIII

Kaiser:

Hi Lexi.

Ness:

(๑>◡<๑)

Isagi:

FUCK DIE

Isagi has gone offline.

Chigiri:

honestly that went better than i thought it would

Isagi has come online.

Isagi:

im gonna get you

Isagi has gone offline.

Chigiri:

well shit

@Kunigami SAVE ME

Kunigami:

I’ll protect you 🫡

Chigiri:

my hero

Hiori:

i know what u are

Chigiri:

SHUT UP

Hiori:

😛

[replying to Chigiri]

Reo:

“my hero” I can’t defend you anymore twin 😭🙏

Chigiri:

sybau lover boy

you call nagi your TREASURE dont even

Reo:

And? I found him he’s mine.

Shidou:

is this some kind of master roleplay

thats kinda freaky

🤤🤤

Chigiri muted Shidou for 5 minutes

Chigiri:

hell nah

your “free speech” can be taken away at any time btw this is not a democracy

Reo: Kinda like your ability to walk

Chigiri muted Reo for 1 week

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BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Isagi:

@Yukimiya can you take me to church with you 💔

Yukimiya:

Uh why

Hiori:

yah since when have u ever been religious

Isagi:

since now

i need god to see me through these exams

Yukimiya:

Real asf I fear

And sure

Isagi:

praise jesus 🙏🙏🙏

Hiori:

did you turn off autocorrect or something why is everything lowercase

Isagi:

i literally dont have the capacity to care abt my typing anymore

Reo:

why are you me rn 

stop it i hate you

Isagi:

????

WHY

Reo:

you know why….

Isagi:

i most certainly do not???

Chigiri:

no bro dont get him started

ive had to deal with his crashouts for three years pls dont trigger another one 💔

Niko:

reo really got chigiri acting like a battered wife

Reo:

im not even that bad

Chigiri:

you literally played “he loves me, he loves me not” with a TOOTHBRUSH and had conversations with yourself in the mirror for hours

Hiori:

aint no way 😭🙏

Reo:

okay well no need to tell everyone that 

Shidou has come online

Shidou:

yoo who tryna give me a footjob

Chigiri:

stop talking

Reo:

^^

Yukimiya:

Dude

Isagi:

Wtf

Hiori:

7am btw

Niko:

you have to be a social experiment

Aiku:

bro is wildin

Niko:

dawg who says wildin anymore

Aiku:

me?

Niko:

unc

Aiku: 

im literally 19 

Hiori:

old ahh

Niko:

^^ youre basically decaying atp

Aiku:

pmo

Hiori:

anyway

shidou what the fuck

Chigiri:

no literally

you have no business being this freaked out before noon 

Shidou:

Yall js dont understand the freak lifestyle smd (shaking my dick)

Rin:

kill yourself

Shidou:

Youre so mean rinnie!!!!!!!

just bc i fuck your brother doesnt mean you can treat me like this :/

Chigiri:

HELLO???

Rin:

what

what the fuck

no

what

no fucking way

Rin has gone offline

Chigiri:

SHIDOU 😭😭

Reo:

did you just break rin 

Shidou:

HAHA

Sae has come online

Sae:

Ryusei what could you have possibly said to Rin to make him come running into my dorm crying????

[replying to Shidou]

Hiori:

this 

Sae:

.

Sae has gone offline

Aiku:

bro is screwed

Hiori:

deserved

Shidou:

oopsie daisy

Shidou has gone offline

Chigiri:

i really hate this school

Hiori:

ong

Niko:

deadass cause why are half of the ppl here freaked out and psychotic

Bachira has come online

Niko:

oh speaking of psychotic

Reo:

INSANE thing to say 😭🙏

Bachira:

GUYS MY PHONEIS FIXED!!!!!!!!!

Isagi:

OMG

HIII

Bachira:

HI YOCCHAN (*^▽^*)ノ♡

[replying to Bachira]

Hiori:

welcome back schizo ❤️‍🩹

Bachira:

tee hee

[replying to Bachira]

Chigiri:

what happened to your phone?

Bachira:

i dropped it in orange juice :((((

Chigiri:

how??

doesn’t the orange juice come in little cartons

Bachira:

ya but i pour a bunch of the cartons into a bowl and drink it with a spoon

Chigiri:

of course you do

Isagi:

youre so creative ily

Bachira:

ILYT (≧∀≦)

Hiori:

you really are a specimen huh

Niko:

like i said

psychotic

Chapter Text

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Hiori:

ITS DONE

EXAMS ARE DONE

Isagi:

FREEDOM

Hiori:

FREEDOM 🥹🥹

Chigiri:

lowk think i bombed my history test but i genuinely cant get myself to care anymore

Niko:

real

i already know i failed geometry but thats a problem for future me ✌️

Isagi:

i think i did pretty well on mine

oh god

i cant believe im going to do this

Chigiri:

??

Isagi:

@Kaiser how were the AP psych and Biology exams for you…

okay that was agonizing im gonna throw up

Chigiri:

is typing kaisers name really that hard for you

Isagi:

yes

[replying to Isagi]

Kaiser:

they were so easy

Isagi:

aw damn

Kaiser:

fym 

Isagi:

i was really hoping theyd be bad enough to make you suicidal :/

Kaiser:

what

Hiori:

ISAGI 😭

Chigiri:

CRAZY work

Niko:

bro is actually evil

Otoya:

@Rin yo get ur dog back on its leash 

Rin:

what the fuck

Isagi:

WHAT

HEY

Otoya:

ay gotta call it like you see it 🤷‍♂️

Rin:

😐

clearly yukimiya isn’t the only blind one in your relationship

Isagi:

^^ maybe you should try on his glasses!!!!

Yukimiya:

HELLO?? WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS

Otoya:

LEAVE MY HONEYBUN SUGARPLUM SWEETIEPIE OUT OF THIS 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Yukimiya:

Do NOT call me that 💔

Rin:

faggots

Isagi:

ong like bring back stoning

Kaiser:

i dont think thats something YOU should be wishing for 😂🙏

Isagi:

kaiser you should actually kys 😂😂😂😂😂 this is why ur dad beat you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is why your mom left you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is why everyone fucking hates your bitchass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no one likes you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kaiser has gone offline

Niko:

IM CRYING

Yukimiya:

Absolutely ZERO de-escalation skills 😭🙏

Chigiri:

@Reo you gotta see this 

Reo:

oh dear lord

Hiori:

dawg since when were u this evil ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Isagi:

fuckass exams bruh

they ignite something in my soul idk

Chigiri:

i think its all little more than SOMETHING 

Isagi:

im tweaking

Rin:

really? couldnt tell.

Otoya:

RIN using SARCASM???? what world are we living in…….

Chigiri:

first sign of the apocalypse

Rin:

die 

Bachira has come online

Bachira:

haiiaiiaiiai guyss 

Rin:

hi

Isagi:

hey megs

Bachira:

RINRIN!!!!!

YOCCHAN!!!!!!

I JUST GOT FREED FROM TUTORING!!!!!

Isagi:

why were you in tutoring? exams are already over

Bachira:

haha

Rin:

???

Bachira sent one photo

Rin:

jesus fucking christ

Isagi:

YOU FAILED EVERY SUBJECT???

Bachira:

NOT EVERY SUBJECT 😡😡😡😡😡

Isagi:

YOU FAILED EVERY SUBJECT EXCEPT ART????

Bachira:

(◞‸◟)

Rin:

how did you manage to do that bad

Bachira:

the stuff we learn just doesnt stick in my head :(((

Rin:

if you need help studying just say that. i got that lukewarm idiot to pass.

Isagi:

uh yeah what he said but why tf did i have to catch a stray 💔

Rin:

why do you think

Bachira:

AWWW ILY GUYSS（＾∇＾）

Rin:

yeah wtv

Isagi:

bro is not nonchalant 

[replying to Bachira]

of course megs <33

Hiori:

“we aren’t gay!!!!”

Isagi:

kys

Chapter Text

9:04 AM

Shidou:

wazzup chat

11:35 AM

Shidou:

@everyone school starts in three days ♥️

Hiori:

what.

Isagi:

omfg

Chigiri:

i hate you so much 

Bachira:

noooooo 💔

Niko:

kms

Rin:

kys

Shidou:

whaat?! it’s just a friendly reminder guys

Reo:

“friendly reminder” my ass 

Shidou:

don’t mind if i do 😈

Rin:

you’re disgusting

Shidou:

yet your brother still likes me more 🤔

Rin:

fuck you

Rin has gone offline

Isagi:

man there was no need for that

Hiori:

yall its too early for this

Niko:

mfs really cant go a single day without fighting 

Otoya:

wait

lets solve this rn

@Sae shidou or rin

Karasu:

zlawg im crine 

Aiku:

lil bro was NOT beating around the bush

Hiori:

OTOYA

Yukimiya:

.

I don’t know that man.

Sae has come online

[replying to Otoya]

Sae:

???

Otoya:

YO IT WORKED

[replying to Sae]

read up king 🙏

Sae:

Okay?

…

😐

Don’t involve me with those two’s arguments. 

Shidou:

SAESAEEE

Sae:

Shut up.

Sae - Shidou

Sae:

Do you really have to antagonize Rin so much?

Shidou:

ay its not my fault hes easy to rile up

Sae:

Look, I don’t know what problem he has with me, but clearly I’m a sore subject for him and I’d rather not have my brother and boyfriend constantly at each other's throats.

Shidou:

boyfriend 🥺🤤

Sae:

Ryusei.

Shidou:

finee

ill be a good boy ://

Sae:

Good. 

Oh, and apologize to Rin.

Shidou:

errrrughh nah thats too much

Sae:

My dorm will be unlocked if you do

Shidou:

OH NEVER MIND THEN

YES SIR 😍

Shidou - Rin

Shidou:
yo junior lashes

Rin:

what the hell do you want

Shidou:

chill out 

im sorry for triggering you or wtv ://

Rin:

die

since when did you apologize for anything

Shidou:

since your brother told me to 

Rin:

…

sae told you to apologize?

Shidou:

ya he wants us to get along 

Rin:

never fucking happening

Shidou:

come on rinnieeee

dont you wanna be friends with your future brother in law 

Rin:

ew.

Shidou:

okay hear me out

you free wednesday?

(to be continued next chapter heh)

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Hiori:

no yall dont get it im so cooked

my brain is so fried that i’ve just been staring at my ceiling for hours

Chigiri:

real omfg i havent even started any of my homework

Otoya:

lol rip imagine having hw over the break

Chigri:
imagine being in sped math

Otoya:

:///////

Bachira:

hey wait im in the same class as toyaya

Chigiri:

aha

[Replying to Chigiri]

Isagi:

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MINE

KMS

Yukimiya:

How about we all turn off our phones and do something productive!

Niko:

you just want everyone to stop talking dont

you

Yukimiya:

Yep!!!!!!!

Chigiri:

ykw thats probs a good idea

Chigiri muted BLUE LOCK BALLERS for 12 hours

Chapter Text

i lowk feel corny posting this cause i know my fic isnt like super popular or anything and most people reading it wont really care about this but i wanted to let yall know anyway cause someone might be invested.

i am NOT abandoning this fic, nor do i have any plans to. however, i am a highschool student taking several advanced classes. i am starting a 3 page essay in my english class and my new physics unit is pretty difficult. basically, i have a lot of work i have to do and i will always prioritize my schoolwork over a fanfiction. im also bipolar so yknow i go through periods of high motivation but also low motivation (but my meds help)

okay so the whole point of allat was just to say expect slower updates for a bit and inconsistent updates in general

i have started the next chapter but it will be a bit longer than my previous chapters and it's all prose. i know some people hate when chatfic authors randomly do that, so ill just summarize the chapter in the end notes when i post it so you can just skip past it.

that being said, i think i want to start incorporating more prose into my work because it's kinda fun and id like to use them to make my characterization of the blue lockers more clear. im not abandoning the chatfic aspect, not at all, i just want to include that too :))

final thing: ill most likely go back and edit my earlier chapters once i have a better idea of the direction im going with this. i wont be anything major but ill lyk in the chapter notes of my updates what i changed!!

anyway, thank you SO much for reading my fic!!! it means the world to me that so many people enjoy it :D

(p.s. i am fully open to polite critique and suggestions! if you think someone is acting very ooc please lmk cause im trying my best to keep them somewhat accurate)

Chapter Text

“Turn the damn music down!”

“No can do!” 

Rin scowled from the backseat of Shidou’s car. Rock music blasted from every direction, absolutely pummeling Rin’s eardrums. Truthfully, the music wasn’t bad. He actually liked the artist playing, but he wasn’t exactly keen on going deaf before 20.

The roach snickered as he tapped his finger along to the beat on the steering wheel. 

With a humph, Rin crossed his leg over the other (a difficult position in a car with not nearly enough leg room) and turned his gaze to stare out the window. He silently ruminated on the sequence of events that led to this unimaginable scenario, ultimately coming to the conclusion that it is all his brother’s fault.

Fuck Sae. Only God knows what he sees in that FREAK.

Unfortunately, his sulking had to come to an end when the car pulled into the mall parking lot. After coming to a complete stop (don’t jump out of moving vehicles) in a parking space, Rin unbuckled his seatbelt and stepped out onto the pavement. The bright light of mid-afternoon immediately shone into his eyes and he winced. Damn sun.

While Rin was reeling from the direct assault on his corneas, Shidou came up from behind him and slung an arm around his shoulder.

“Let’s go, lil’ bro. Ooh hey, that rhymed!”

“Get your damn arm off me!”

Shidou smirked and withdrew his arm, only to raise it higher and ruffle Rin’s hair.

Rin shook away from him and shot him a glare filled with pure malice and ill will. 

“Fuck you.”

“Your brother’s already got that handled.”

Rin gagged.

“Okay, okay, I’ll chill. Let’s just head inside,” Shidou relented, deciding to spare the poor boy any further trauma.

“Tch.”

“Where are you taking me, roach?”

“Right here!”

With a flourish, Shidou brought his attention to a medium sized store in front of them. A black sign hung above the doorway and the inside looked dark and gloomy. 

Rin said nothing, and Shidou grinned. 

Look, if he didn’t like it, Rin would certainly make a snarky comment and give his “I’m going to kill you” glare. If he did like it, he still wouldn’t give any positive acknowledgement, but his “I like it but I will never admit it” glare would speak louder than any words. 

Being with Sae for so long and, by proxy, Rin, Shidou picked up on the subtle expressions and actions that conveyed the feelings the emotionally constipated bastard couldn’t express with words. It was something that the brothers had in common besides, y’know, their faces.

That’s to say, at this point, Shidou was practically fluent in Itoshinese. He could tell Rin was happy (at least as happy as someone so grumpy could be) and that’s all that mattered.

Rin followed Shidou into the dimly lit outlet with an exaggerated sigh. The store was a decent size, but the walls were lined with shelves and racks holding all sorts of clothes and several displays sat in the middle, making it feel somewhat cramped. 

“Make this quick. I don’t want to stay here longer than I have to.”

The older boy just shrugged and began looking through a rack of clothes.

 “Better start looking then.”

…

After about 40 minutes of looking around (well more like 20, since about half of it was spent bickering) the two boys exited the store with two bags in tow. They walked a few paces before Shidou turned to Rin.

“Sooo what’d ya think?”

“It was… fine,” Rin replied reluctantly (an: holy alliteration) “I guess.”

“Good ‘cause I’m gonna be broke after this.”

Rin wrinkled his nose, “Why are you paying for me anyway?”

“It’s convenient to have someone in debt to you :)”

Smack.

“Asshole.”

Shidou snickered before pouting mockingly “Awh, you wound me Rinnie!”

Rin opened his mouth to give another one of his signature snarky comments, but Shidou spoke again before he could say anything.

“Wait. Let’s stop for some food.”

“You’re a fatass.”

“C’mon, you’re gonna wanna eat something before our next destination.”

Rin narrowed his eyes, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You’ll see!” Shidou winked before sauntering off in the direction of the food court, and with an exasperated sigh, Rin followed. 

…

“Say cheese!”

Rin scowled. Shidou held his phone up, capturing his evil grin in the foreground and Rin sipping on a milkshake with a sour expression in the back.

BLUE LOCK BALLERS

Shidou sent one image

Isagi:

RIN????

Hiori:

rin blink twice if you need help

Chigiri:

wtf

More messages flooded the group chat–  all expressing dismay and horror at Rin and Shidou being in public together. Well, who could blame them? The thought of those two willingly spending time with each other is (or at least was) unfathomable.

Rin swiped out of the main chat, instead opening his private chat with Isagi and Bachira where he was met with a flurry of concerned messages.

💛💙💚

boyfriend 1:

RINRIN ARE YOU OKAY??????

boyfriend 2:

is he holding you hostage???

boyfriend 1:

DO WE NEED TO CALL THE POLICE 

RIRNIN HOLD ON WELL SAVE YOU

boyfriend 3:

i’m fine. 

boyfriend 2:

?? WHAT

boyfriend 3:

😐

i’ll explain later.

boyfriend 1 and boyfriend 2 are typing…

“Boyfriend one and two, eh?”

Rin’s head snapped up and he immediately turned off his phone. 

“Why the hell were you looking at my phone? It’s none of your damn business.”

“Chill~ I support you, lil’ bro. Didn’t realize you pulled.”

The younger boy’s face flushed red and his body tensed up, “Don’t tell Sae.”

“Wasn’t gonna.”

Rin’s eyes narrowed.

“What? I might be a dick, but I’m not the type to out someone.”

A small, relieved sigh escaped the boys lips.

“So~ it’s bob cut and Yo-chan, right?”

“...”

“Hah! About damn time. How long?”

“...only a week.”

“Aww, you little love birds!” Shidou crooned.

“Shut up!”

The blonde cooed and reached his hand out to pat Rin’s cheek.

Slapping his hand away, Rin stood up glaring at Shidou and asked flatly, “where are we going next?”

A crazy grin took over the roach’s face.

“I thought you’d never ask.”

“A piercing!?”

“Hell yeah! Your face was made for some snake bites.”

Rin stared at him, completely stunned.

“You’re serious?”

“Yep!”

Looking back and forth between the tattoo parlor they stood outside of and the boy who, for some reason, decided to take him there, Rin seriously contemplated the merits of actually doing it.

He certainly wasn’t one to blindly trust others, especially not THAT thing, but Rin couldn’t help but be intrigued by the idea.

What would Sae think?

The prospect of seeing Sae’s shocked reaction to his baby brother’s rebellious new piercings made the sides of Rin’s mouth quirk up slightly. How could he pass this up now?

“You know what, fine. I’ll do it.”

“Hell yeah! I knew you weren’t totally lame Rinnie!”

“Shut up.”

(i want to make this part longer but ive never gotten a lip piercing (at least not yet heh) or anything so idk how to write it!! If youve gotten one or youve pierced someone else PLEASE lmk how it works so I can add more to this later. so sorry to everyone for now :`) )

Finally, after a long few hours of torment and walking around, the two boys were back in the car.

Shidou was once again tapping his finger along to the beat of the music blasting from the car speakers (although the volume was noticeably quieter) while Rin scrolled on his phone next to him. 

💛💙💚

boyfriend 2:

please respond when youre not busy so we know shidou didnt murder you

boyfriend 3:

you two are so dramatic.

boyfriend 1:

RINIRINRIRNIRN YAYAY YOURE BACK!!!!!

boyfriend 2:

idk if im that excited to see you but im glad youre not dead

boyfriend 3:

shut up.

boyfriend 1:

so how was it :DDDD 

Rin looked up from his phone, gazing out the passenger window. In the reflection, he could see Shidou’s satisfied expression and, shockingly, didn’t feel the urge to vomit.

Thinking back over the events of the day with a throbbing yet fairly painless lip, Rin couldn’t help but share the other boy’s satisfaction. 

As irritating as he may be, Shidou wasn’t a totally insufferable guy like he had once thought. Rin didn’t like him by any means, but perhaps he judged him too harshly.

💛💙💚

boyfriend 3:

it wasn’t that bad i guess.

boyfriend 2:

hello??? im gonna need more details cause WHAT

boyfriend 1:

omg rinrin!!!! are you guys finally friends??

Rin thought about it. Maybe, possibly, potentially at some point he would consider being somewhat kinda sorta a little friends with the roach. He was still annoying as shit but at least he had been somewhat tolerab-

“Thanks for this Rinnie. Now I get to bone your brother :)”

… 

Never fucking mind.

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Hiori:

HAVE YALL SEEN RIN???

HOLY SHIT

Chigiri:

whats wrong with him now

Otoya:

did he get a buzz or smth

Karasu:

what about a low taper fade

Otoya:

imagine if rin got a low taper fade…..

Karasu:

still massive btw

Sendou:

are you two into public humiliation or what

like what is this

[replying to Hiori]

Niko:

YES OMG

Charles has come online

Charles:

NIKONIKONIKOKKLOKIKOKK

Niko:

hi

Charles:

HIHIHIHIHIHI

Niko:

hihi

Charles:

KAjSHIUHAKOSFDKN

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niko reacted with 👋]

Chigiri:

crying

Hiori:

i cant tell if this is cute or cringey

Sendou:

defo cringey 

Niko:

shh this didnt happen shhhh…

Isagi:

okay yall stfu 

HIORI

WHATS UP WITH RIN???

Hiori:

OH EYAH

pls just look

Hiori sent one photo

[Rin is glaring directly at the camera about 3-4 feet away. His piercings are visible and his outfit is noticeably more put together.]

Chigiri:

@Reo

Reo:

?

oh

woah

@everyone look

Aiku:

oh damn. didn’t know baby lashes had style

Aryu:

Absolutely exquisite✨

Kurona:

he looks nice

nice

Kunigami:

He really does.

Bachira:
OMMKDM RINNIRNIRNIRNRINRIRNRINRIRN

Otoya:

oh shit

yall think yuki would be open for a third

Hiori:

no + die + praying for your break up + my goat deserves so much better than you

Otoya:

ur so obsessed…

Karasu:

nah he just doesnt like you

Otoya:

BRO 💔 ur supposed to defend me

Karasu:

i would if it wasnt yo

Otoya:

b-but.. bros before hoes!!!!!

Hiori:

call me a hoe again

Chigri:

for some reason i don’t think you should call him a hoe again

Hiori:

@Yukimiya collect your dog rn

Yukimiya has come online

Yukimiya:

Hello why did I just see Isagi sprinting down the hallway

Isagi:

ur blind u cant see anything shutupshutip shutup

omfg

Isagi has gone offline

Yukimiya:

Can’t even observe shit anymore 💔

Otoya:

“observe” okay shakeaspear

Yukimiya:

Never speak to me again.

Otoya:

HE BLOCKED ME

NO

YUKI

PLS
IM SORRY

BABE NO

Hiori:

you had it coming

Chigiri:

this is what you get for playing too much

Kurona sent one photo

[Isagi is sitting next to Rin literally staring at him like a puppy–eyes full of pure adoration and affection. His mouth is open, likely in the middle of saying something, and his lips are curved into a big smile. Rin isn’t looking at Isagi, presumably to hide the redness on his cheeks that are captured by the camera.]

Hiori:

oh my god

oh my GOD.

Aryu:

The look of love~

Niko:

im nauseous wtf thats so sweet

Hiori has gone offline

Karasu:

^ currently tweaking out btw

Sendou:

this is nagireo coded i swear

Chigiri:

no bc that is EXACTLY how nagi looks at reo

minus the smile i dont think he knows how to smile

Reo:

can’t even deny this one

also, my treasure does know how to smile it just hurts his mouth

Nagi:

Smilings a hassle but if Reo wants me to I will

Reo:

dont worry, you’re enough as you are <3

Chigiri:

you two make me happy its sickening

Otoya:

since when did nagi type actually sentences wtf

Reo:

text to speech :)

Otoya:

i forgot about that 💀

Nagi:

Idiot

Reo:

treasure 😭

Sendou:

omfg are they dating??

Chigiri:

nope 😐

Nagi:

Not yet

Reo:

AH?????

Nagi has gone offline

Reo:

AGHAH

Reo has gone offline

Otoya:

FUCK

Hiori:

YES 

PAY UP LOSER

Otoya:

PLS NO IM BROKE

Hiori:

skill issue 😂

Niko:

betting on their relationship is crazy work

Yukimiya:

I’d say I’m disappointed in the two of you but it’s not like I had very high expectations in the first place.

Otoya:

AM I UNBLOCKED??

Yukimiya:

For now.

Otoya:
oh glorious day

Hiori:

praying for another fumble

Yukimiya:

💀

Otoya:

haters gon hate

Hiori:

OMG SHUT UP

Otoya:

okay damn

Hiori:

DUDE

@everyone @everyone @everyone

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