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The sky was dark and gloomy. The old residents of Snaxburg were all huddled on an airship that was not made for twelve grumpuses, but they had to make do with what they had. It’s better that the island they once called paradise. The same island that just tried to murder them. They all made it thankfully, but their hearts were heavy, and they all had the overarching question of “ what now? “ Some were praying to their god, others were strumming their banjos and singing loudly about their small pink boyfriends. Well, one was doing that, and everyone was WELL aware of her presence.
Two grumpuses in particular were huddled together as if their lives depended on it. Well frankly, it did just a few hours ago. They had to fight those parasites they once gorged upon. Everyone did. Snorpy and Chandlo. ‘The sky and sea’ Chandlo described them as. The duo has been attached at the hip since kindergarten, and that has never been better proven until now. They are officially dating now, or at least 80% sure in Snorpy’s mind. Of course, Chandlo thought they were dating for years now but Snorpy was totally oblivious and wasted his time on thinking about a confession of the love that was already so obvious. Snorpy was always on edge about everything, right now was an exception. Snorpy, even sitting on the ground could see the outside of the airship, not that he could see much.
“ Spot anythin’ cool out here, Snorpdawg? “ A voice asked him. Chandlo. He could recognize that voice practically anywhere and anytime. Snorpy looked down at his much smaller companion. Snorpy’s face was already blushing a deep purple. Chandlo had always been adorably inquisitive, Snorpy always says. Snorpy hesitated to answer. “ Ah.. no.. not much Chandlo. I’ll alert you if I do “ Snorpy gave Chandlo a small smile.
The duo fell silent again. There was a question on the taller grumpus’ mind. Right before he and Chandlo had to practically fight for their lives, Snorpy and Chandlo shared a kiss and admitted they truly loved each other. Did Chandlo mean that? He could be honest now. “ Uhm.. Chandlo? “ Snorpy spoke, looking back down on the beefy grumpus. Before Chandlo could speak, Snorpy continued. “ I know.. We had that well ‘thing’ earlier and I.. “ Snorpy grew silent. Wondering if he should continue. Chandlo was now confused but his eyes widened and a small smile grew on his face once he remembered that lovely kiss. “ Yeah? What ‘bout it? “ Snorpy’s face grew hotter as he picked up his last sentence. “ I was wondering.. If you actually meant everything you said there. With how you love me and whatnot. You can be honest if you didn’t mean all of that. “ Snorpy’s voice was barely a whisper, not that anyone besides Chandlo would care about his words.
Chandlo looked offended, he placed a paw over his heart and his mind was left agape. “ Snorpy! Why would I lie about that? Dawg.. I grumping love you! I never didn’t.. “ Chandlo was standing by this point, he was a little taller than the sitting Snorpy. “ Dude.. After seein’ you fight off those snax made me fall for ya harder.. I never knew you were so strong! I can’t help but want you even more~ “ Chandlo purred, he pounced lightly at the other grumpus, enwrapping him into a big bear hug. Snorpy was practically speechless at all the affection, all he could do at that second was give back the hug with his much smaller arms. “
The duo held each other close, their foreheads touched and what finally felt like the first time since their accension, they felt nothing but unfiltered happiness. Soon something else came up on Snorpy’s mind. An apology. Just a few days prior Snorpy had gone up to the Frosted Peak to eliminate some ‘Grumpinati Activity’ that little trip made Chandlo mad. Not at Snorpy but rather at the fact Snorpy could’ve gotten horribly hurt or even worse killed. That trip made Chandlo think about stuff he should never have to. Snorpy wanted to share his reasoning but he simply couldn’t. Snorpy’s brain wouldn’t allow it. Chandlo respected that but it started to make him more worried than ever. Snorpy sighed lightly, he never gave Chandlo an apology, did he?
A similar thought plagued Chandlo too. He had tried to catch a Mama Mewon and he did but not without injury and Snorpy, upon seeing the love of his life with a bloody nose and scrapes all over his body made him practically freak out. Chandlo couldn’t bring it to himself to say that he felt too weak for Snorpy. Chandlo never lied to Snorpy or to anyone in general, but that little thought of weakness was one of the only few he kept to himself.
Snorpy unlinked from the hug and leaned back, sliding down slightly. He placed his small paws over his blushing face. Chandlo picked up on the vibe and simply embraced his lover. “ Chandlo.. I’m sorry I haven’t been truthful with you I’ve just been so worried- “ Snorpy was cut off with a kiss. A small peck. It made Snorpy lose his train of thought. “ Shh.. I know. You’ve got so much to deal with an-and I’m sorry too. I’m sorry I made ya worried when I got my mewon.. I was just tryna- “ Chandlo got a big helping of karma. Snorpy placed his small paw on Chandlo’s mouth. “ You have nothing to apologize for Chandlo. We’ll get through all of this. “ Snorpy’s words were showing determination, as if he KNEW they’d get through it together, which was a very reasonable assumption.
The duo fell into silence yet again. Snorpy was left staring right at his boyfriend. They had both started to desnakify by this point and they were greeted by their normal fur colors. Snorpy ran his fingers through the fluffy green fur of Chandlo’s mane like hair and Chandlo had returned the favor by curling one of Snorpy’s ginger curls in one of his big strong fingers. “ Oh Snorpy.. I’ve missed your sweet locs.. I always forget how cute they are on ya.. And don’t get me started on your fur.. White icing and sprinkles looked yummy but they weren’t you! “ Chandlo said with one of his dorky grins. Snorpy couldn’t help but let out a few light giggles. “ I could say the same about you! I missed this sweet green face.. I swore the cinnasnail always made you feel like a greasy lad..“ Snorpy brought his paws onto Chandlo’s fluffy face and cupped his cheeks, they almost instantly turned the same red as his heart shaped nose. “ Oh luv, you’re vermillion just for me! “ Snorpy’s nervous additude switched to playful to match Chandlo’s. Chandlo closed his eyes and pointed to my cheeks “Actually, they’re red Snorpdawg! Not a million! “ Snorpy grabbed the hat that was once on Chandlo and placed it on his head. He wasn’t quite sure when the hat was brought onto the ship, as his own was still on Snaktooth. Chandlo moved the fur out of his eyes and nuzzled against Snorpy’s shoulder. They’ve always been this affectionate with each other but now it felt different. Was it because they’re both officially dating?
“ Hey Chandlo? Do you think once we’re back.. Ah.. Home, I suppose, would you want to find our old apartment? Wait no scratch that, the mold in the shower always made my sinuses burn and the stairs always made my knees weak I can’t bring myself to use that elevator it always sounded more creaky than that second hand mattress you bought! “ Chandlo blinked as Snorpy seemed to go on about their old, frankly trashy apartment. It was much too expensive too, they were broke since they didn’t need money on Snaktooth and they thought it was going to be their permanent home. “ Y’know, once we’re all normal again, maybe we can ask to room with Floofdawg? Don’t they own their house? “ It wasn’t the best suggestion but it was one. Chandlo was prepared to hear a whole rant about their sibling-in-law but Snorpy simply gazed over at Floofty, who was leaning up against Triffany and sleeping soundly. Snorpy had a small smile on his face. “ Maybe I’ll ask them once they’re settled in. They have a lot to deal with. “ Snorpy wasn’t wrong, after all once their then strabby leg desnakifies, they’re simply going to be left with a stub. Chandlo nodded. “ I can probably ask my grandma to stay with her ‘till den, she always liked you! “
It was hours later, they knew their trip back home was almost finished and by now, almost everyone had desnakify, seeing everyone in their original colors and appearances made the duo feel warmer inside. It was a shame Eggabell and Lizbert were still on that island. They hoped they were doing okay, Snorpy knew Chandlo and Eggabell had a close bond. Chandlo was thinking about talking to Shelda to get some final bits of wisdom but she was still passed out from exhaustion, which right now was very much reasonable. Snorpy was simply staring back out at the horizon, the sun was rising, it was quite a beautiful thing. It signified a new day and perhaps a new beginning for these thirteen strong, well fourteen now, considering the lovely journalist. Snorpy was staring at the purple and yellow clouds until he felt a peck on his cheek. Snorpy’s eyes looked loveingly at Chandlo and without warning, Chandlo’s big strong paws aressed the sides of Snorpy’s face and said face was greeted by a slew of soft kisses. Giggles erupted from the yellow grumpus. Tears stung Chandlo’s eyes and started to pour down his cheeks. Snorpy looked at the crying Chandlo and looked at him concerningly, “ Ch-Chandlo! Are you alright? “ Chandlo nodded and brought his paws to his wet eyes. “ It’s just.. Snorpy.. Oh grump I've missed that laugh! With everythin’ bugging you it’s just been so grumping long since I’ve heard dat.. You're so grumping cute dawg! “ Snorpy was more than just flattered and it wasn’t until he felt tears in his own eyes he was completely silent. Snorpy couldn’t contain the happiness he felt within himself, he grabbed Chandlo and sat him down on his lap. Chandlo had a goofy grin and the cutest red cheeks.
Chandlo scooted closer, he squished up against Snorpy’s soft stomach and chest and soon the duo’s faces were inches away from one another. Snorpy placed his paw on Chandlo’s lower back, and Chandlo placed his on Snorpy’s shoulders, rubbing them gently, he knew how tense his lover was. Snorpy’s eyes averted from Chandlo’s face and at the other grumpus’ as if they were about to judge him. Chandlo sensed the worry and placed his paw on Snorpy’s chin, gently redirecting his head straight. Snorpy cooperated and gazed straight back. The duo didn’t know what to do but to get closer. Snorpy’s eyes went from Chandlo’s eyes to his mouth, and Chandlo took that as a sign to do something he’s been wanting to do since the last time they did. Chandlo leaned in, killing the last few inches of free air they had between themselves. Chandlo confidently kissed Snorpy. Snorpy quickly gave back the kiss, but he was much less confident. Chandlo’s paws ended up on Snorpy’s back and ended right on Snorpy’s ample bottom. Snorpy let out the softest moan and Chandlo did that. The kiss soon deepened. Snorpy was shockingly the one who enhanced it by adding his tongue into Chandlo’s mouth. Chandlo’s eyes widened and his pupils dilated, he enjoyed the direct move. Chandlo returned the favor, being mindful of the rubber bands Snorpy had connected to his braces. Snorpy’s eyebrows furrowed and brought his paws right back to Chandlo’s fluffy head. Chandlo smelled like collegne, fruit, and rubber, and Snorpy reeked like smoke, honey, and sweat. The combined smell of the duo provided familiarity and comfort. It was all they could smell with how close they are. Snorpy was the one who eventually broke the kiss, his face was the brightest purple Chandlo has ever seen. It reminded him of when they made out on the Ferris wheel. Snorpy whipped his head left and right, making sure nobody saw that. Everyone had their own priorities and were packing up what little they had on them.
Chandlo was flapping his paws happily as he brought his head away. Kisses like that always made him stim happily. “ I love you Snorpdawg! Sososososo much! “ Chandlo practically screamed, it was then that a few grumpuses stared. Floofty looked grossed out but happy for their brother. Wiggle and Triffany sighed happily at the young love flourishing in front of them and Beffica was about to take her camera out. Snorpy started to sweat as he placed his paws on his face again, his paws tapped against his face in quick repetition. It was his happy stim. Despite the embarrassment running rampant through Snorpy’s veins, a big smile cracked on his face. “ I love you too Chandlo... very much. “ Snorpy muttered. Nobody else really heard that besides Chandlo, who by now was very much used to hearing muttered sentences, he was practically a master at hearing them.
The duo soon saw the beach that was their landing point. Everyone was happily getting up, holding their partner’s paws, Snorpy and Chandlo were no different. Landing on the beach was a little rocky but everyone managed. Everyone practically ran onto the hot sand as soon as it was safe to do so. Chandlo helped Shelda get down and Snorpy helped Floofty, as they only have one leg, it was simply a stump now. If it was a open wound it would be a lot worse. The purple grumpus had it lucky. Once Shelda and Floofty were secured and sitting peacefully on the beach, Snorpy and Chandlo’s eyes met. Chandlo ran across the beach and embraced Snorpy tightly.
Finally, Snorpy had his confirmation. He and Chandlo were going to be together for a long, long time.
