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Max Fregoli is bored and wants something new since Blockbuster don't have cool shit that he likes. He went to a yard sale and found a tape. The seller said that it's cursed, but Max did not care. He went home to his house and shoved it in his dying VCR. Little did he know that it would be the worst decision he made.
The video started with an eerie clip of a well in the forest. "The fuck," Max said, but he did not care because he had watched some horror movies, mostly ones from the 80s or 90s like Child's Play. He got shocked by something coming out of the well... IT WAS SELF-ISH CAPGRAS!!!!! Max was shocked and shit is pants (metaphorically) by this, he shivers as Self-Ish crawls out of the well, but is relieved when Self-Ish starts dancing like an idol. The song "feels like "HEAVEN"" starts playing as Self-Ish dances.
This calm Max down but the remains of his fear are still there. The danced goes on for 60 second; Self-Ish turn around and smiles at Max. This paralyzed him (literally). Self-Ish opens his mouth and said a phrase that shivers Max's spine "IT'S TIME FOR SOME SMOOCHES!!!!!!!", the rainbow queer slowly runs into towards Max.
And just when he about to burst out the tv screen, the got knock out for a few millisecond. "WHAT!?!", Self-Ish bangs the screen. "GET THE ME HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!". Fregoli laughs at him and when Self-Ish gave up and about to leave, SAMARA OR SODAKO CLIMB OUT OF THE WELL IN HER ICONIC FASHION AND START WALKS TOWARD SELF-ISH!!!! This scared the loving shit out of Self-Ish and tries to get out!!!
"MAX!!! GET ME OUT!!! MAX!!! THE GIRL FROM THE RING IS COMING TO GET ME!!! MAX LET ME OUT!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GO-"
The tape ends, leaving Max confused. The end.