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"But... Alastor-"
"I do not pity you, Vincent! I must say, however, you are one to crack a joke so clever! You almost had me!"
Vox's screen glitched as he stood, picking up his glass to take one more drink. He turned away from the radio demon, his voice rugged and strained.
"Tabs on you, Al..."
"Whatever you say, old pal!"
Vox hated that voice. He hated everything about that wannabe. Glitched tears streamed down the television's cheeks as he waited outside the parking lot, pulling out his cell phone to get a ride. The phone rang for a good minute before someone picked up.
"What is it, Vox? You know we don't sit on our asses all day, we're both busy!-"
"Go get Val..."
"Uhhh,ok? Damn..."
A few seconds of silence.
"Ayy baby!! ¿Cómo estás?"
"Hey, Val... could you come pick me up? I'm at Beelze's..."
"Why the fuck are you there? Are you ok?? You don't sound too good, mi amor!"
"Just... come get me. I'll tell ya in the car..."
"On our way!"
The phone beeped as the moth hung up. Vox leaned against the wall, running his hand lightly against his screen.
"My, my, what a show! Do tell, Vincent... what's wrong?"
"Go away, Alastor..."
"No, please, tell me! What's got you so down in the dumps?"
Alastor motioned to squeezing Vox's cheek in a playful manner.
"ALASTOR!..."
Vox's chest rose up and down quickly as his fists clenched into balls. His screen kicked on and off, static bolts shooting from his body in anger.
"I- I mean, WHY do you care so much?! Don't you have anyone else to bother?!"
"Oh, I do! But, I was thinking, and... maybe I would want to PARTNER with you... we could be amazing PARTNERS..."
There was something in the way he said that word. Parter. As if it meant something more... Right as the shock reached Vox's face, a blue and red lamborghini with a big "VOXTEK" logo slapped onto the side doors skidded around the corner, nearly spinning out of control as it came to a halt in front of the two overlords. The driver's window rolled down as the two Vee's called Vox inside.
"Entra, baby!~ I gotta refill the gas tank..."
Valentino sighed as he looked down at the gas gauge, then back to Vox and Alastor.
"W- Well, Alastor... my ride's here!"
"Oh, what a shame, truly! Won't you give me a little something for the road?"
Alastor smirked, tapping his cheek with his finger teasingly. Vox blushed lightly at the gesture as he slowly made his way closer to the radio demon, shivering as he placed a small kiss against his face.
Vox glanced back at the Vee's, their mouths both agape as they watched the affection shared between the two.
"Wait til I post this, Vox! Oh, that's hilarious!"
Velvette laughed as she turned her phone off. She had been recording the whole interaction. Alastor waved the television goodbye as he opened the back door, nervously sliding himself into the car.
"Vel, please..."
The two Vee's sat in the front seats of the car, rewatching the video on Velvette's phone as they laughed, mocking the two. Valentino turned around, smirking at Vox as he slouched, embarrassed of his new-found crush.
"So... when are you two gonna bone?"
"NEVER!!!!"
The Vee's erupted into laughter again, speeding out of the parking lot as smoke gathered behind the car..."