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Something was wrong. Her stupid dumb fuck of a boyfriend was missing or well not really missing he's just wasn't replying to he massages which was basically the same thing, so yeah he might as well be missing or dead at this point because not replying to her messages or annoying the shit outta her was VERY worrying and also he couldn't be dead or atleast he can't be because just the thought of that was.........
Well, whatever she's gonna call him just and ONLY just to check if he was really dead. Using one perfectly manicured finger she pulled out his contact and called. " hey mom, i swear I took the medicine can you stop calling now?". Rodrick replied his voice thick, tired and painfully sick.
"Hey, loser". Regina answered easily, even though she'd choose death over admitting she wasn't relieved by hearing his voice."Oh." replied rodrick just a shade lighter. " hey, princess, didn't expect you there sorry."
"Is something wrong, you sound worse than your stupid car engine." She didn't like this. She didn't like the way his voice was tired how she could tell every breath he took just exhausted him further. " waoh there princess, or I'd think you cared." he replied, voice smug, she could physically feel him smirking even with voice tired and bit raspy. That stupid asshole.
"Don't flatter yourself. I was just checking if you've slipped of the face of the earth or not, you know to celebrate." She replied, her voice steady, even though she can't imagine her life without him in it anymore. Sure they've been secretly dating and act like they don't know each other most of the time but that didn't mean she doesn't care. " Aww, but how could you—" he started coughing hysterically, the sound dry and hacking, after a minute he stopped ( fucking finally she was go drag him to the hospital if he didnt) and cleared his throat. " damn, i was gonna cough my heart out or somthing". the stupid moron replied, seriously she's gonna kill him one day she swears.(even though she's kinda afraid he'll like it too much you never know with him).
"So missed me?" He asked.
"In your dreams." She replied back.
"Always." He said, confident.
Seriously he's gonna be the death of her.