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June 10th 2016
(11:46) See ya at Mike’s Saturday? JW
(12:00) No, you won’t. Also, next time you might want to double-check the number before you hit send. SH
(12:08) So you’re NOT Sannah Hannigan? JW
(12:37) No. As my previous text very clearly implied, you have the wrong number. SH
(16:43) But your initials. You are shitting me, right? See you 6 pm? JW
(17:32) Why would I be “shitting” you, as you so finely put it? No, I’m not Sannah Hannigan. Now please, I have more important things to do. SH
(17:43) Oh, you’re for real. Sorry random person. What important things do you have to do anyway? JW
(17:49) Excellent observation, stranger. And I’m fairly certain it’s none of your business. SH
(17:51) Touchy subject, eh? You what, dealing drugs in the night? JW
(18:02) It’s 6 p.m. SH
(18:11) Prep work? JW
(18:12) Was I far off? JW
(18:15) For one, if I were a drug dealer, why would I tell you? Are you interested in buying? SH
(18:21) Is this how you get your clients? Lousy PR campaign if you ask me. JW
(18:34) Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not a drug dealer. Shouldn’t you be texting Sannah Hannigan? I’m sure she would be delighted. SH
(18:41) Well, I DID text her, but now I’m stuck with you. So, what you wearing? Are you also blonde and fit like Sannah? Heck, I don’t even know your name. Or gender. JW
(18:45) Are you flirting with me? SH
(18:46) The name’s Sherlock. SH
(18:48) I don’t flirt, I charm. JW
(18:49) John Watson. JW
(18:51) Sherlock is a girl’s name. JW
(19:01) Lovely. SH
(19:04) Last time I checked, it really wasn’t. SH
(19:10) Are you insinuating what I think you are? ;) JW
(19:15) I have no idea what you’re talking about. SH
(19:24) Are you Amish? JW
(19:30) Are you as boring as your name? SH
(19:35) Hey no need for that. I can be fun. JW
(19:41) Allow me to demonstrate. JW
(20:32) My first impression of you says otherwise. SH
(20:34) I’m rather busy, John. SH
(20:40) Knock knock. JW
(20:45)You can’t be serious. SH
(20:48) Knock knock. JW
(20:49) No. SH
(20:53) Who’s there? JW
(20:59) Doctor. JW
(21:04) Doctor Who? JW
(21:11) You’re ridiculous. That doesn’t make any sense. SH
(21:18) Hang on just one sec. Have you NOT heard of Doctor Who, THE television show of this century? JW
(21:21) How old are you?! JW
(21:32) No, I haven’t. I have more important things to do than rot my brain watching some tedious TV show. SH
(21:33) I’m the same age as you. SH
(21:40) How could you possibly know my age? JW