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truck drivers
4 online
muppet
hw to help bofreind feel bettet after bad worj fay
albono
hello??
princess
Was that an attempted Google search or are you asking us for help with something
inchident
just turn on autocorrect please
muppet
help
albono
ok and you’re aware that none of us know what the hell you just said right
muppet
osco had baf fay at work
princess
Bad day?
muppet
ye
shitty
whardo i do
inchident
well you cannot cook
muppet
heyyy i can
princess
No you cannot.
muppet
booooo
albono
what is he doing right now?
muppet
nap
albono
ok let him keep doing that
has he eaten
muppet
like three pickles
straight outta th jar
fell asleep bfor i could get hin to eat abything else
albono
ok so maybe takeaway then
inchident
because you cannot cook
muppet
ok charles are you just here to aggack my cooking skillf or
inchident
yes
you are the one person here who is worse at it than me
princess
Okay, Lando. Order some takeaway for when he wakes up, make sure he showers, be there for him to talk about the day if he wants to, and then get him back to bed.
Does he have the day off tomorrow?
muppet
uhhhh yes i think
yes he does bc he was on call for the oast frw days
princess
Turn off his morning alarm then, let him sleep.
Did he tell you what happened?
muppet
not relaliy? kidna just collapsed
i could kkinfa guess though it’s not the firstg time
princess
Ok, don’t push him to talk about it if he doesn’t want to, but be ready if he does
inchident
how did you manage to misspell “kinda” two different ways within two sentences that’s impressive
muppet
thank you 4 helpin georgieeeee
fucj you charles
albono
no shoutouts for giacomo?
muppet
thank you too lexi
off i go to find any good pkace still delivering thus late
albono
godspeed soldier 🫡
George & Oscar (Private Chat)
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George
Hey mate, Lando mentioned that you had a rough day at work, so I wanted to check in. How are you? Need anything?
Oscar
thanks mate
yeah i’m good
vv busy double shift and emergencies just kept coming yknow
i mean of course they did it’s the a&e
but you know what i mean
some guy absolutely flipped out and tried to attack me and one of the other nurses near the end and yeah he didn’t do any damage before a few of us managed to restrain him but still
like i’m used to it but it’s never fun esp at the end of a long shift
George
That’s shit mate, I’m sorry
Oscar
eh not much anyone can do really, comes with the job
still, thanks
George
Of course man
Let me know if there ends up being a way I can help you out
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5th Floor Residents
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George R.
Hello all! A few people have privately mentioned to me a problem with their mail not being delivered. If any others have experienced this, please contact me! I can bring it up to the building, and they may be more likely to actually do something about it if there’s multiple cases.
Yuki T.
it was MY mail
and it wasn’t just not delivered it was STOLEN
George R.
There is no evidence of that.
Yuki T.
there would be if you checked the tapes
George R.
What makes you think I have access to the security tapes?
Yuki T.
idk
you have some vague aura of authority
Max V.
My mail is also missing
Oliver B.
yeah mine and kimi’s also has not been arriving
Andrea A.
my legos never showed up 😞
Yuki T.
check the tapes george
George R.
I do not have the tapes?? I don’t know why you think I have the tapes
Gabriel B.
hey guys is anyone else’s ceiling leaking
Alexander A.
hello???
Gabriel B.
teehee
Isack H.
Gabi what do you mean the ceiling is leaking
Gabriel B. sent a photo!
Isack H.
Oh my god
I’m coming home
Gabriel B.
nonononono it’s fine i have a bucket under it
Isack H.
That is not a bucket that is the one good saucepan
Gabriel B.
tomato tomato
Alexander A.
that doesnt work well in text huh
Isack H.
@liam.lawson Are you in the apartment
Please tell me you are in the apartment
Liam L.
you’re not gonna like what i’m about to say
Isack H.
Putain ok
George R.
Do you need the number for building services, Gabi?
Gabriel B.
possibly
Isack H.
Yes
I will not be living in a swimming pool
Gabriel B.
ok drama queen
Isack H.
I am coming back there Gabi
To rescue my saucepan and then to hit you with it
Count your days
Gabriel B.
…
hey liam
Liam L.
nope
Gabriel B.
caralho
li & isa (Private Chat)
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li
please don’t actually kill him
i don’t think you can reasonably blame the ceiling on him
isa
I make no promises
li
he pays a third of the rent you and i cannot do that on our own
and i don’t want to find a new roommate
isa
…
Come to the gym with me next week
And actually box with me don’t just watch me do it
li
sigh
fine
isa
Then i will not kill him
Just concuss him a little
li
i’ll take what i can get
5th Floor Residents
13 online
Yuki T.
i feel like we moved on fast from that
someone is stealing my mail
George R.
I’m sure that’s not the case.
Yuki T.
i’m putting out a bounty
whoever catches the guy and can prove it to me gets one dish of their choice prepared by me for free
5 people liked a message!
Lance S.
holy fuck
Alexander A.
oh that’s worth it i’ll find this guy
Charles L.
yuki i’ll catch him don’t even worry
Andrea A.
am i missing something??
Alexander A.
kimi imagine how a meal prepared for you by god would taste
yuki is better
Yuki T.
i’ve been rejected from beat bobby flay twice because they know i’d crush his spirit
georgie & lexi (Private Chat)
2 online
georgie
Ok are we sure Oscar is okay? I texted him earlier and he was acting pretty normal but I caught sight of him by the garbage chute a little bit after and he looked really shaken
lexi
i havent seen him
lando seems to think it was just a typical bad day i think?
and you said he acted fine when he texted you i think he’s probably alright
georgie
Hm
Yeah, probably
lexi
you don’t believe it
georgie
No I do not
landooo & oscah (Private Chat)
2 online
landooo
leavuin 4 my gig
u sure you gnna be ok? i can cancel
oscah
i’ll be fine, don’t worry
nothing that hasn’t happened before
landooo
yehhhh but i dont like leavin you :((((((((
what if sjmthing bad happens wehn im not there taht would suck
oscah
i appreciate the concern lol but really, i’ll be fine
have fun at your gig, i’ll be here when you get back
landooo
ughhghhhhh
will you at least call me ify ou start feelin bad again
and solmeone who is actually in the buiklding
oscah
ehhhhhhh
landooo
oscahhhhhh
oscah
if something does happen i will call you and i will text someone who is in the building
landooo
who
oscah
i’m not getting away with being vague about it this time am i
landooo
nopers
oscah
fine i will text george
only if i have to though
landooo
ill take it
okok fucjk i gotta leabve now im late
oscah
lol
have fun
love you
landooo
lvoe youuu
mwwwahh
be back b4 u knwo it
5th Floor Residents
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Alexander A.
so did anyone else hear that or was that just me
Esteban O.
No I heard that too
Who screamed
Isack H.
Don’t even worry about it
Alexander A.
ok i wasn’t actually concerned before but now i am
@gabriel.bortoleto are you alive
@gabriel.bortoleto
@gabriel.bortoleto
Yuki T.
welp. he’s dead
Alexander A.
@gabriel.bortoleto